On this week's Podtoid, we have a bumper length episode, and loads of tidy chat! We discuss Victorian punishments for an ungrateful Jonathan, we become ghosts for hire with magic ghostly bricks, and a Kickstarter is formed in a bid to professional reenact Billy Squire music videos. 

As if that wasn't enough, there's loads of talk about the THQ property auction, plenty of analysis on Nintendo Direct's announcements, as well as assorted praise for Animal Crossing, Tokyo Crash Mob, Ni no Kuni, and Euro Truck Simulator 2!

This week's Podtoid mixes hot debate with hot milk, as we take a trip to the Dirty Diary, answer a listener's call to reduce our gay content, and open a new museum in which Jonathan Holmes saves the Human League from horny scarecrows. We do not reduce our gay content. Not for any man. 

Elsewhere, we chat it up over The Old Republic's same-sex planet love, Dead Island's bikini corpse, and DmC: Devil May Cry's saucy review. Oh, and do look forward to a debuting Willem Dafoe movie pitch from Conrad!

On this week's Podtoid, it seems Jonathan Holmes can't help breaking the anus embargo conceived for his own benefit! Elsewhere, he becomes a Highlander, and eats feces in the name of charity and Hideki Kamiya. There's also a new Willem Dafoe movie pitch involving dancing cats. It's all the rage!

As if that wasn't enough, there's plenty of chat converning Pokemon X and Y, as well as a right royal roasting of the Nintendo 64 and GoldenEye 007. All this and too much more, only on Podtoid!

It's a brand new year, and Podtoid is back with a brand new world of delights! We kick off with Jonathan's newest persona, Freaky Constantina, we learn how to properly get crackheads to clean up their habit, and we officially form the Foot Clan of Boston! As if that wasn't enough, Willem Dafoe tackles a town of spiders in his latest movie role. 

Elsewhere, we chat about whether or not 2012 was a bad year for videogames, The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct AND the brand new Podtoid Wiki! All this and more, only on Podtoid!

It's the last Podtoid of the year, and that means the gang has cracked open the booze to record a drunken episode. For some reason, Anal Siege was a popular episode last year, so this year we present the chungus-flavored sequel!

I'll be honest, at the time of writing, your ol' pal Jim is still drunk as buggered frig, so I can't recall what we talked about. Something about anuses, and post-Christmas talking. God, this podcast was full of things of regret. 

It's the Christmas special Podtoid! Join the gang as it discusses the nightmarish yuletide offerings of the California Raisins, the existential crisis that occurs when Jonathan becomes a mall Santa, and the REAL story of Jesus Christ, who spake his words unto thee! 

Also, there's talk of Resident Evil 6's "disappointing" sales, controversy surrounding The War Z, and idiots talking rubbish about gaming's relationship to real-life violence. All this and more, only on a very Christmassy Podtoid!

On this week's Podtoid, the gang discusses slavery, a new way to filter our anal gustings, and the filming of dead birds on a Mississippi beach. Also, we chat about board games, including Betrayal at House on the Hill, which is a pretty rad little game! 

Elsewhere, there is talk of SEGA's unpopularity and Capcom's embracing of fan-made games. There are also impressions of the highly promising Rayman Legends, and stern critique of the ways in which games are priced. All this and more, ONLY on Podtoid!

On this week's socially responsible Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes becomes the heroic face of Boston's biggest anti-drug campaign, Conrad becomes a journeyman scholar of the anus, and Morrisey's secret origins are revealed. There's also a really depressing discussion about dementia, because that's what a podcast is for. 

Elsewhere, we chat about more Wii U stuff, Microsoft's strengths and failures with Windows 8, and shed a little light on how to get a job in the industry of saying stuff about game things. All this and more, only on Podtoid!

On a spirited edition of Podtoid, the gang details how David Bowie now lives inside Jonathan Holmes' hoarded anus, the mystery of the Black Dahlia murder is solved, and perhaps the most twisted GameCube commerical idea ever is presented to an unwitting world. Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe stars in a brand new film, Blue Eyes In Your Brown Eye. 

As if that wasn't enough, we talk about how the game community can stand to be less abusive, how fans could stand to not be so selfish, and how Sony's arrogance is its undoing. We also check in with the Rabbids Land Miiverse community, as well as look at how the Wii and Xbox 360 succeeded in opposite ways. All this and more is ON THE PODTOID!

It is the Thanksgiving episode of Podtoid, and what a show to be grateful for! Join the gang as they host Val Kilmer's Thanksgiving Family Showdown, laugh until you weep at Batman's smelliest videogame adventure, and question the quandary of butt-smelling etiquette. 

As if that's not enough, we chat about how Miiverse is being taken over by Willem Dafoe, how fans love to see Jonathan Holmes in peril, and why Conrad's microphone might kill him. All this and more, on a VERY thankful Podtoid!