This week's Podtoid is naturally led by the megaton announcement of Microsoft's Xbox One DRM removal policies. Be amazed at how we can talk about it without getting all smug! There's also plenty of obligatory post-E3 talk, and the all-important plan to crown Jonathan Holmes the king of the expo. Elsewhere, the Pikmin do a secret naughty on Jonathan's body. 

There's also talk of Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z, Killer Is Dead, Metal Gear Solid 5, and so much bloody more!

On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes finally stands trial for perverse rebellion, Gordon Ramsay becomes the Kitchen Gladiator, and the gang discusses censoring itself for network television. Elsewhere, Holmes muses on penis aging, and then becomes a medieval apothecary to cure Olde Boston Towne. 

Of course, we couldn't not discuss The Last of Us, and touch upon Animal Crossing: New Leaf. All that and more awaits thee! 

Jonathan Holmes has very real butt trouble in this week's episode, but that doesn't mean he gets it gently. Instead, Dr. Sterling uses his poopology degree to try and diagnose the problem, before Holmes is whisked away to be the living prisoner of an underground time capsule, where he shall know a new god. Elsewhere, the gang gets caught up reading some of the most horrific sounding sex game descriptions. It's really horrible. 

Also, Xbox One gets talked about a little more, a choice is made between Magneto and Anita Sarkeesian, and something about Fire Emblem. 

On this week's UNITED Podtoid, the gang celebrates and praises the announcement of the Xbox One. Only joking! It's tormented and mocked and stretched cruelly upon the Lust Gurney. Microsoft discussion dominates a lot of the chat, but there's time to discuss Jonathan Holmes' transformation into Street Fighter's favorite anti-terrorist mutant, and there's even a brand new Willem Dafoe movie pitch! 

Elsewhere, there's a bit of talk about indie games, polygons, and voice actors. What fun!

On this week's very steamy episode, Sterling becomes acquainted with Belladonna's Bitch Fist, a man in hospital demands to know where his foreskin is, and Gordon Ramsay rescues a restaurant with the power of a big ol' dildo. 

As if that wasn't enough, the gang also chats up a storm about sexy Hawken posters, and Namco Bandai's questionable marketing decisions with Dark Souls 2. All that and more, only on Podtoid!

On this week's juicy edition of Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes is in line to become a warrior of bone and a lord of flies. Gordon Ramsay tells lies and betrays those who rely upon him. Country music gets the taste of semen it has craved for so long. Also, flans. 

Elsewhere, there's chat about Penny Arcade and its latest wacky Kickstarter shenanigans, Dr. Love is in session, and some videogame things of stuff!

On this week's suggestive Podtoid, the gang chats about Bailey Jay, essing a mean dee, and the discomfort that comes from saying certain damp words. Jonathan Holmes also becomes head chef at a brand new restaurant, The Dicfriends is the hottest new kid's TV show, and we unveil a brand new feature -- TV Pitches for Gordon Ramsay. 

At one point, a videogame is mentioned, as is Dungeons & Dragons. So that's enough gaming content.  

On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes ushers in the New Holy Roman Empire with the aid of deadly plants, Telly Salavas is given an overdue celebration, and two men have sex because of a necklace filled with blood. 

Elsewhere, we chat about Iwata becoming CEO of Nintendo America, we discuss the tarnished glory of Zool and Cool Spot, and there's some chat about whatever crap Microsoft's gonna shove down our faces on May 21. All this and more, only on Podtoid!

On this week's show, Jonathan Holmes eats cake while a man poses nude for his amusement, Jim Sterling becomes an alchemist with an anal cauldron, and Conrad Zimmerman gets nasty on Nintendo. Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe is a lazy comedian as well as a fried food devil, and Simon LeBon proves himself almost as problematic as Trent Reznor. His thinks the ocean is poisoned by the liberals!

As if that wasn't enough, we have talk about the Link to the Past sequel, Earthbound, Grasshopper Manufacture and many other things! Oh Christ, it's so acceptable!

Jim's sick this week, and there's only one cure -- Dr. Holmes' special chicken soup! Elsewhere, we talk about the passing of smelly Margaret Thatcher, we chat about BioShock Infinite's successes and failures, but mostly talk about semen. Lots and lots of talking about it. With a little bit of hardcore pornography. 

Also, Windows 8, the PS Vita's indie love, and jizz.