On today’s show, get to know your city councilman at a nudist resort in the south of France.

Then, why bother shopping in a store, when you can poop and run instead.

Next, it seems to be a trend, a man in Florida pissing on a pallet of Spam at Sam’s Club.

Finally, we’ll tell you about the Russian tiger and goat bromance breakup!

On today’s show, a pill that might cure cancer, might also make you want to barf.

Then, we’ll tell you about a lady who’s  thirsty for the local undertaker.

Finally, I’ll report on the Florida man who’s thirsty for a ferret.

On today’s show, an airline crew member behaves badly in the business class toilet.

Then, it turns out that ai will bully and blackmail you, if you don’t do as told.

Finally,  we'll tell you how a lawyer misused a can of Pringles and it’s disgusting!

On today’s show, Uranus emits more heat than previously thought.

Then, a Florida man starts a fire baking cookies on his George Foreman Grill.

Next, a Florida woman refuses to pay for her meal, then punches a cop in the nuts.

Finally, We’ll tell you the revolting facts about nose picking.

On today’s show, a foul mouthed parrot stuck up a tree, insults firefighters trying to rescue him.

Then, 2 neighbors are at odds over a pet potbelly pig.

Next, registration is now open to run naked in a 5k race.

Finally, you won’t believe what was happening in a shed display at a Lowe’s in Louisiana.

On today’s show, Finally, science names a moth after Donald Trump.

Next, a raccoon is busted while smoking meth.

Then, eating bugs, coming to a dinner table near you.

Finally, we’ll visit a quinceanera…..for a cat.

On today’s show, a Mom orders a unicorn for her daughter’s birthday, the laughs begin when it shows up.

Next, at another child’s party, a bear shows up uninvited and hungry.

Then, a man dressed as a bear commits insurance fraud.

Finally, a kangaroo is on the loose in Alabama.

On today’s show, neighbors demand answers after rampant masturbation takes over a park in Seattle.

Next, did you know air fryers can heighten arousal?

Finally, what the hell is a fart walk? I’ll explain.

On today’s show, a 3 alarm fire caused by burning sex toys on Staten Island.

Next, we'll tell you about a test that proves how gross airplane seats are.

Then, get ready for the first sperm race, live from Hollywood!

Finally, find out about Moosevision, live from Sweden!

On today’s show, we’ll meet a woman who colors Easter eggs in her toilet.

Next, a surgeon gets in hot water over texting a patient's privates.

Then we'll wrap things up with some finger lickin’ good toothpaste and an animal story.