On today's show, the U.S. Department of War battles a Toronto sex shop.

Then, a robot sues for damage after getting beaten up on TV.

Next, it's our first Florida Man story of the new year and of course, it's hilarious.

On today's show, having issues with your beaver? A Swiss hotline would like to know.

Then, some mummified meat is screened by TSA agents at O'hare airport.

Next, some buff bears break into a Colorado gym, to enjoy a protein shake and some power lifting.

On today's festive holiday edition, a Trump wax statue gets removed after visitors punch it.

Then, in the future, you may have a raccoon for a pet.

Next, there's a new body wash made just to clean your anus.

On today's show, smelling farts may prevent Alzheimer's.

Then, an amateur verminator has a plan to keep rats from spoiling a movie.

Next, if you can write poetry, AI can help you build a nuclear bomb.

On today's show Ol' Golden Balls is back, just in time for Christmas!

Then, a New York subway station will temporarily smell better, just in time for Christmas!

Next, meet Kumma, the freaky talking A.I. teddy bear.

On today's show, a man serves his friends feet meat tacos.

Then, a man needs to quit his food challenge after only 6 minutes.

Next, we'll meet the man who did a different kind of challenge, stuffing matches into his nose.

On today's show, a man gets the ride of his life in a porta-potty.

Then, I'll tell you how to stay out of the E.R. on Thanksgiving.

Next, I'll tell you about a flight from hell and it had nothing to do with the current slowdown at airports in the U.S.

On today's show, a solid gold toilet is headed for an auction, your chance to put your money where your mouth should never go.

Then, there's a new mayor in a Canadian town and it's a cat.

Next, I'll tell you about some very expensive coffee that comes from the butt of a weasel.

On today's show, it's official, science confirms it's ok to breathe through your butt.

Then, get ready to have nano-bots crawling up your nose to relieve sinus issues.

Next, I'll tell you about Norbert the skateboarding pig and the record he broke! (and of course, Lilibet frowns upon this.)

On today's show, an old man mistakes a dog poop box for a mailbox.

Then, navigating Venice with Google Maps can be a soggy experience.

Next, I'll tell you a story about a crime fighting pig.