On today's show, we'll get the 411 on all Penis facts from the Penis Museum (yes, there really is such a place).

Next, the couple that dumpster dives together stays together.

Finally, I'll reveal the backstory behind the name of Steely Dan and it's dark, dirty and hilarious!

On today's show, I'll report on the shocking murder of the Duolingo green owl.

Then, I'll introduce you to the woman who lost 30 pounds on a diet of meat and butter.

Finally, the tale of fake complaints about loud sex posted on Reddit.

On today's show, He's got spunk, what happens when astronauts ejaculate in space.

Next, I'll give you the 411 on reusable toilet wipes.

Then, we'll meet a teacher who identifies as a cat and hisses at students.

Those and other pointless stories coming your way!

On today's show, an alarming increase in sex abuse of horses in Switzerland.

Next, a Taiwanese plastic surgeon performs his own vasectomy.

And sausage vending machines are all the rage in Germany

Those stories and others just as disturbing are coming your way.

On today's show, fossilized vomit is declared a national treasure in Denmark.

Next, stick reviews on Tik Tok are now a thing! That's right, sticks made of wood on the ground.

Finally, the results are in for those with a bashful bladder.

On today's show, a dumpster diver for 4 years has no regrets.

Then, I'll give you the 411 on ancient Roman public bathrooms.

Finally, a loosely related story from the modern day Roman Empire known as Florida.

On today's show, anti-tank mines are found at Ikea?

Next, Pigs and Iguanas are in this week's animal roundup

Finally, I'll dish out the 411 on performing better in sports and it all starts in the bathroom.

On today's show, would you like to be a dog for a day, I'll tell you how.

Then, North Korea bans divorce……and hot dogs.

Finally, if you want to make a Gen Z person nervous, just make a phone call to them.

On today's show, I'll introduce you to the latest in pro active underwear.

Then, we'll learn how science is using whale poop to save our oceans.

Finally, stupid kid tricks rise to new levels of creativity.

On today's show, find out what happens when an Only Fans star meets a hot Santa.

Then, we'll meet the man with a real boner, that is in fact, bone.

Finally, I'll tell you about a bathroom hack that will help you poop after eating a low fiber meal.