On today's show, Finally, science names a moth after Donald Trump.

Next, a raccoon is busted while smoking meth.

Then, eating bugs, coming to a dinner table near you.

Finally, we'll visit a quinceanera…..for a cat.

On today's show, a Mom orders a unicorn for her daughter's birthday, the laughs begin when it shows up.

Next, at another child's party, a bear shows up uninvited and hungry.

Then, a man dressed as a bear commits insurance fraud.

Finally, a kangaroo is on the loose in Alabama.

On today's show, neighbors demand answers after rampant masturbation takes over a park in Seattle.

Next, did you know air fryers can heighten arousal?

Finally, what the hell is a fart walk? I'll explain.

On today's show, a 3 alarm fire caused by burning sex toys on Staten Island.

Next, we'll tell you about a test that proves how gross airplane seats are.

Then, get ready for the first sperm race, live from Hollywood!

Finally, find out about Moosevision, live from Sweden!

On today's show, we'll meet a woman who colors Easter eggs in her toilet.

Next, a surgeon gets in hot water over texting a patient's privates.

Then we'll wrap things up with some finger lickin' good toothpaste and an animal story.

On today's show, a New Jersey Police Chief is in hot water for being a workplace bully.

Next, we'll catch up with the Delhi poop and run thief.

Then I'll tell you about a mayor in North Dakota caught spanking the monkey.

On today's show, a man claims he was shot by his dog while laying in bed.

Then, a self-driving Tesla crashes into a wall painted to look like a road.

Finally, need to boost your memory? you won't believe what scientists have discovered,

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On today's show, a man's manhood gets snake bit.

Then, we now know how many Americans pee in the shower.

Finally, a man tries a new way to smuggle a turtle into the country.... via his pants!

On today's show, it's total chaos in Sri Lanka, where one monkey knocked out the country's entire power grid.

Then it's more monkey business, as a study reveals taking a leak is contagious among chimps.