On today’s show, a dumpster diver for 4 years has no regrets.

Then, I’ll give you the 411 on ancient Roman public bathrooms.

Finally, a loosely related story from the modern day Roman Empire known as Florida.

On today’s show, anti-tank mines are found at Ikea?

Next, Pigs and Iguanas are in this week’s animal roundup

Finally, I’ll dish out the 411 on performing better in sports and it all starts in the bathroom.

On today’s show, would you like to be a dog for a day, I’ll tell you how.

Then, North Korea bans divorce……and hot dogs.

Finally, if you want to make a Gen Z person nervous, just make a phone call to them.

On today’s show, I’ll introduce you to the latest in pro active underwear.

Then, we’ll learn how science is using whale poop to save our oceans.

Finally, stupid kid tricks rise to new levels of creativity.

On today’s show, find out what happens when an Only Fans star meets a hot Santa.

Then, we’ll meet the man with a real boner, that is in fact, bone.

Finally, I’ll tell you about a bathroom hack that will help you poop after eating a low fiber meal.

On today’s show, roaches and used condoms make for carefree traveling.

Next, the latest search results on Pornhub for 2024.

Then, we’ll wrap things up with some bizarre farming news.

On today’s show, we’ll start things off with our crappy holiday gift guide.

Then, in a related story, a new way to get cows to fart less.

Finally, the couple that farts together, stays together.

On today’s show, death by tanning bed in Indiana.

Then, in Florida (where else?) a lapdance at a strip club goes sideways.

Next a report on the collateral damage after overeating on Thanksgiving.

Those and other pointless news stories coming your way!

On today’s show, sex with robots awaits all of us in the future.

Then, trombone players are named the best musicians in bed.

Finally, a Nova Scotia teacher is busted for running an Only Fans site by the Royal Canadian Mounties.

On today’s show, a man vacationing in Vegas got his nut sack stung by a scorpion.

Then, Scientists discover rats enjoy driving.

Finally, we’ll learn why NASA is complaining about high winds coming out of Uranus, making it hard to probe.