On today’s show, a New Jersey Police Chief is in hot water for being a workplace bully.

Next, we’ll catch up with the Delhi poop and run thief.

Then I’ll tell you about a mayor in North Dakota caught spanking the monkey.

 On today’s show, a man claims he was shot by his dog while laying in bed.

Then, a self-driving Tesla crashes into a wall painted to look like a road.

Finally, need to boost your memory?  you won't believe what scientists have discovered,

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On today’s show, a man’s manhood gets snake bit.

Then, we now know how many Americans pee in the shower.

Finally, a man tries a new way to smuggle a turtle into the country.... via his pants!

On today’s show, it’s total chaos in Sri Lanka, where one monkey knocked out the country’s entire power grid.

Then it’s more monkey business, as a study reveals taking a leak is contagious among chimps. 

On today’s show, we’ll get the 411 on all Penis facts from the Penis Museum (yes, there really is such a place).

Next, the couple that dumpster dives together stays together.

Finally, I’ll reveal the backstory behind the name of Steely Dan and it's dark, dirty and hilarious!

On today’s show, I'll report on the shocking murder of the Duolingo green owl.

Then, I’ll  introduce you to the woman who lost 30 pounds on a diet of meat and butter.

Finally, the tale of fake complaints about loud sex posted on Reddit.

On today’s show, He’s got spunk, what happens when astronauts ejaculate in space.

Next, I’ll give you the 411 on reusable toilet wipes.

Then, we’ll meet a teacher who identifies as a cat and hisses at students.

Those and other pointless stories coming your way!

On today’s show, an alarming increase in sex abuse of horses in Switzerland.

Next, a Taiwanese plastic surgeon performs his own vasectomy.

And sausage vending machines are all the rage in Germany

Those stories and others just as disturbing are coming your way.

On today’s show, fossilized vomit is declared a national treasure in Denmark.

Next, stick reviews on Tik Tok are now a thing! That’s right, sticks made of wood on the ground.

Finally, the results are in for those with a bashful bladder.