This is episode 67 of the WET Podcast.

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2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

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5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - Bureaucracy

00:02:28 - The British got low T (literally)

00:04:49 - Illegal Snack Time: trying US foods banned in UK

00:11:08 - British vs American Costco

00:12:42 - British vs American cereal

00:15:14 - Getting a healthy dose of red 40

00:18:51 - This candy should be illegal

00:20:43 - Jake brought gifts

00:23:54 - Jake's hometown voted the worst place in England

00:27:50 - Someone done a murder there last week

00:29:38 - Jake got held hostage in an Uber

00:31:29 - Why isn't Jake British Mr. Beast?

00:34:20 - 2 World Wars, 1 World Cup

00:38:50 - 'This is England' is the best British film

00:41:07 - British people celebrated Margaret Thatcher's death in the streets

00:43:30 - Jake got dumped by ex after “British pigs” comment on last WET appearance

00:48:29 - Laws are just threats from the government

00:51:44 - Jake is the only British guy calling women señorita

00:54:17 - The Irish have ZERO bathroom etiquette

00:56:21 - Jake America Great Again (our Americanize Jake project)

00:59:05 - You can't watch sports sober

01:04:39 - The Gyropean Football Championship

01:09:18 - Jake got CTE from 6 Flags

01:13:26 - Jake could make the WNBA

01:17:53 - Justin's Journal: South By is finally over!

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