Politically Corrected

Welcome to this week’s crazy events breakdown. We power through some technical difficulties to bring you the essentials such as Pimp Snips,  Governor Abbot and Costello, No training no problem?, secret dog menu, crab meat is crab meat and fish meat is fish meat, Flying Dutch Oven, and entering without breaking. So, get a permit, order a tomato puree packet, and stay Politically Corrected!

#Permit #Texas #Florida #ASL #InNout #ChicagoBears #SuperbNipples #FishOnATray #McDonalds #WeApologizeForTheInconvenienceAsWeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties

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It’s another clip show! Jump on this magical mystery ride and journey with us back to the early days of the podcast. If you look to your right, you might just be able to see some jokes about an impotchfart, a baby hopping away, The Child toys: adorable or ugly, Joe flies the coop, Valentine’s Day promotions, reverse Mormonism, cat gender checking, debates!, impressions and sound effects, feces-free?- fun, tree-climbing elephants, accidental murder, and more! So, crochet a sweater, get famous, and stay Politically Corrected! 

#ItsAClipShow2 #RestrictingFashion #ToiletWordAssociation #LoveIntoMurder #Election2020 #BabyChicken #Mandalorian #Democrats #Republicans #Debates #Impeachment #Trump #Biden #Bernie #GroundhogDay #Cliffhanger #DeadPresidents #CatGenitals #Poop

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Happy Labor Day! Here’s a sales event happening now! All topics must go! This week’s ad features deals like A Surprising Trump Supporter, Big Dairy, Rainbows from Butts, What Rollercoasters are Supposed To Do, Covid Hype Man, Ice god, Poll Problems, and Dry in the Front...Wet in the Back. So, stick some cows in your backseat, send in a suggestion, and stay Politically Corrected!

#LaborDay #Japan #Wisconsin #DisrespectingCows #SuperDeathSpeed #YouAreClearlyInGeorgia #SoFarNorthItBecomesSouth #LetsDoTheLeastAmountOfWork #Sparky #Trump #TheSimpsons #TheLastQumranian #KMJ

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Hey Politically Corrected Friends! This is a bonus episode that is a special message from our very own Ashley Ephraim (and a few surprise guests)! 

Support Ashley’s pilot “Sparky” at www.brightcapent.com 

Thank you!

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Politically Corrected, the final frontier. This week we promise to boldly go where no one has gone before as we discuss things like Puppet Joe, emotional fans, if it falls down...can it get up?, Jesus in a bottle, I am John Legend, Elon Musk presents alien life, we have an amazing ability to believe, and what is it that Space Force says they do here? Oh, and don’t call your husband a moron. So, read the book, admit your mistakes, and stay Politically Corrected!

#C3PO #R2D2 #DetectiveGrimes #Tension #TeslaBot #SpaceForce #Sparky #BrightCap #JoeBiden #AdviceAdviceAdvice #StarTrek #Memes #ForPresident #IMadeAMistake 

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Every time we think of you we always catch our breath. Welcome to your weekly podcast that’s driving you wild. Joe, Lisa, and Gary are here to stop the heartbreak overload with important topics like Pillow Symposium, When Covid comes knocking, Are you down with OCP?, A cultural awakening, lyrical musical nonsense, sister twisters, and Crap Diarrhea Crap. Oh, and we hear your name in certain circles. So, be a shy best man, do a butter drop, and stay Politically Corrected!

#MissingYou #JohnWaite #OmniCorp #Regeneron #EveryLastHomie #OopusOsmos #ThatsClever #SouthDakota #Florida #Texas #NASA #NextdoorNonsense #Whitesnake #ZZTop 

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We are the champions! Not only did the USA win the most gold medals, but our very own Ashley has some exciting winning news to share, too! It’s the Fab Four back together debriefing the Olympics and trying to make sense of the past week’s news, covering important topics like Russia is dope, Ronald McDonald and Shaq, Sparky, Marky, and Snarky, Just a touchy person, a basket full of clowns, pootin’ on a horse, and 11 hugs a day. Oh, and Gary is home and alone but not desperate. So, stick it in, stick it out, and stay Politically Corrected!

#ROC #IOC #Olympics #Tokyo2020 #Icarus #ToRussiaWithLove #Florida #Clowns #RonaldMcDonald #ChuckECheese #Putin #Cuomo #Fing #BrightCapEntertainment #AdviceAdviceAdvice #USA 

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Happy August! Joe and Lisa are joined by a special guest this week, Philip Teresi of KMJ radio fame. Philip helps us sort through important topics like porn movie titles you'll never hear, smelling over the radio, stories of being fired, proof of being unvaccinated required, being a schmuck, and the feline grimace scale. So, borrow a book, take a picture of a cat, and stay Politically Corrected! 

#Tably #Cuomo #Meow #California #AdviceAdviceAdvice #LittleFreeLibrary #KMJ #YourCatIsPissed 

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Take me out to the podcast! Welcome to this week’s episode of laughs, gaffes, and flax! On first base we have Gary with the Florida update. On second base we have Joe with a defecation update. And on third base is Lisa who has been dubbed the guardian of the podcast. The bases are loaded with important topics like Sears and Bears, captive audiences of traffic, bikini mystery, theft assumptions, Illuminati flag waving, just the tip, Amazon’s cloud coverage, and who cares about Tom Hanks? It might be, it could be, it is.... a home run! So, oil up your glove, sit on a bridge, and stay Politically Corrected! 

#ChicagoFlaxHawks #Florida #Guardians #Ohio #Cleveland #NextdoorNonsense #Amazon #BlueOrigin #ScottManley #LetsGetPolitical 

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Listen up you Bleeps! There are a lot of bleeps in this bleepisode. But don't worry, it's been cleaned for your listening pleasure. Gary calls in from Florida to help Joe and Lisa figure out just what the bleep is happening in the world. They cover the important topics like: is Facebook killing people?, Prego and Ragu, hotdog crime, a new game show, Hexdoor, and breaking news! Oh, and South Korea Frank is on the case! So, grab Cotton Eye Joe, exercise slowly, and stay Politically Corrected!

#Tokyo2020 #Olympics #EyeOfTheTiger #120BPM #Popeye #GrowingTaller #Jengruff #100,000DollarPyramid #HotdogsAndBlazers #Japan #SouthKorea #AdviceAdviceAdvice #Covid19

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