Politically Corrected

Woo, doggie, what a week! Ashley is back and it's the Fab Four once again to sort through the important topics of the day, such as: Violent Protest strategies, Radio Water, Kaijus, the Anti-Bearsun, slow-clapping China, and adult sleepovers. Also, we get into Gary and Ashley's relationship, Lisa makes another drawing, and we find out you don't want to protest around Joe. So, put out an ABP, catch a cow, and stay Politically Corrected!  

#Florida #Japan #China #SouthKorea #LetsGo! #Wazzzup #OpenUpTheChampaign #CowPlow #MeatCatchers #PeoplesArrest #Fukushima #Bearsun #AntiBearsun #California #Kaiju #ABP #AdviceAdviceAdvice #Bleep #LisaDraws  

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Finish him!  Oh, sorry, we're just kind of excited about the new Mortal Kombat movie... well, at least Joe is.  Welcome to your favorite weekly news podcast about nonsense!  This week we cover the important topics such as Spy vs. Spy, Ukraine Slovakia Slovakia Russia, Boob for Tattoo, Dog beer that's not beer, Bones MacKenzie, Hairapeutic, and we meet the Scooter Family.  Also, would you like your podcast loaded, super loaded, or gargantuan loaded?  So, grab Gary's hairbrush, park across the street, and stay Politically Corrected! 

#Russia #FarmerBoys #MortalKombat #USSR #Tattoo #AdviceAdviceAdvice #Hairapeutic #BlondBackHairMane #VIF 

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First, a big congratulations to Ashley and Ashley on the newest addition to the Vargas family, baby Emmanuel!  Also congratulations to Tobi and the other one!  This week while Ashley is on paternity leave, we have for you the three travelling companions covering important topics like: Ghost Hell, Putin the Philanthropist, Slapping Science, How to use a private browser, hiding a plant obsession, and Aliens don't want any more of our $#@%.  We also find out in this episode that Lisa is the hero and the villain, Gary doesn't recommend our podcast to his family, and Joe doesn't have a heart.  Oh, and here's a literal quote by Joe from this episode: "If I have Jesus, my wrists are like Wonder Woman."  So, assemble a gun, rank a baby, and stay Politically Corrected!  

#Ghostbusters #ATF #AFT #Murica #Russia #Sputnik #TravellingCompanions #NowYouOwe #ThankYouForBeingAFriend #Science #GhostGuns #CasperTheFriendlyGhost #AdviceAdviceAdvice 

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We hope how had a wonderful Easter weekend including your Scatterday!  This week we clear the air as Gary confronts Joe and Lisa about being jerks in the past, Joe goes full Hoosier, and Lisa is taking it all down on her notepad.  We also discuss important topics like Peepsi Cola, Gary's secret age, Real chicken babies, CDC travel guidelines, Bad Breath Poll, Yoga Posers, Satan shoes, and advice for dog owners.  Oh, and we have story time with Uncle Gary.  So, head to Woolworths, get 110% vaccinated, and stay Politically Corrected!

#Im92CeliacCola #Woolworths #Alabama #HolyYoga #Peepsi #TraderJoes #CDCguidelines #Hoosiers #LilNasX #RyanPenir #CokeVsPepsi #BadBreathPoll #HolyWeek #Scatterday #Covid19 #MyCorona #AdviceAdviceAdvice #MondayMotivation

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Happy Springtime, everyone! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the news is nutty.  Three's company this week as Joe, Lisa, and Gary are here to sort through the important topics of the week, such as: Sending Toots to the World, the Bible has a solution for the filibuster, how to use your milkshake to bring people back into the yard, Who's taking bricks, and the Shrimp Tail Conglomeration. Oh, and don't call her Topanga. So, grab a Smope-a-Dola, start a dance-a-buster, and stay Politically Corrected!  

#MilkshakeDuck #TrumpetToots #PistolsAtDawn #DCStatehood #HomeStateDarryl #WashingtonDC #CinnamonToastCrunch #AdviceAdviceAdvice #MondayMotivation #CinnamonToastShrimp #Biden #Trump 

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It's March again and that marks the longest year of our lives.  What will this spring bring?  Well, for starters it's March Madness!  Lisa, Joe, and Gary talk teams and mascots as well as other topics of the day such as Killer Queen, Putin and Biden, Old Normal, Monkey Score, Over the Top, Punching wax figures, Handlebar Hitler or Robin Yount, Deer Island, and Depositing legacies.  So head to the smoke shack, pay the troll toll, and stay Politically Corrected!

#OldNormal #MarchMadness #TheBlobs #BishopsTrojansAndTrolls #Biden #Putin #Trump #Texas #Scotland #LouisTussauds #TheProclaimers #StarTrek #HandlebarHitler #RobinYount #MilwaukeeBrewers #TrinityCollege #Coogs #MonkeyScore

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The Fantastic Four are back this week, each with specific tasks to tackle.  Gary wants an expert, Lisa rights a wrong, Ashley renames the CDC, and Joe convicts us on maturity.  We also discuss the important topics of the day, such as, Vaccine Man, CDC and the MOB, the Zune is finally effective, China goes anal, Making Monkey Music, and getting a Minecraft Job.  Oh, and Matthew McConaughey for Governor: He is a leader, he leads, where he's leading and there are things that he leads.  So, grab your cronies, turn up the rock, and stay Politically Corrected!

#Minecraft #WhatShed #MatthewMcConaughey #Texas #England #China #Covid #CDC #Vaccine #ButtRock #Zune #BillGates #CronyCapitalism #MondayMotivation #HelloJoe

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Joe and Lisa are joined by special guest, Dan Lowman, this week to help sort through the shenanigans of life.  We dive into important topics like: Minimum wage debate, Covid relief bill signed by The Weeknd, AG is on the forefront, Space Madness, Sea Hoarders, Ken has no reaction to the Cardi B doll, Everybody at Disneyland controls themselves, and Advice! So, grab some second harvest, stuff it in a quesadilla, and stay Politically Corrected!

#SpaceForceJurisdiction #TotalRecall #JakeRyan #Science #Americaland #Florida #California #StarTrek #Disneyland #OrbitalAssemblyCorporation #AdviceAdviceAdvice #StuffItInAQuesadilla #JourneyMan

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Welcome to the wild world of politics and news! This week Joe, Lisa, and Ashley navigate the choppy waters, covering topics like Baby Catfishing, the CPAP Convention, Skin Eyes, Joe’s the worst boss, How to get out of work, Juggling Thieves, and Don’t try to keister a keister artist. Oh, by the way, sorry, Tennessee. So, smuggle an egg, tell Frank to shut up, and stay Politically Corrected! 

#CatfishFaceOff #NotAFan #SmugglingNews #Dubai #India #Florida #Arizona #Tennessee #AnalScan #AmazonGo #TrumpsPornos #DJTJ #RonaldLump #AOC #CPAC #EarBalls 

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Hello and welcome! We're glad you're here!  Please watch your step as you board this ride.  While you fasten your seatbelts, let me warn you that we will be discussing hot topics like Global Warming and Climate Change, The Ole Tweet Pub and Grill, Mipubials, Mars has dial-up, Big Events happening like grocery store openings, Mr. Peanut Mr. Almond and Mr. Allergy, The Epilepsy Pen, Handsy Franklin, a 40-year-old man looking for a job as a Disney World nanny, and there are nuts everywhere!  We also give advice for the aging.  We hope you enjoy your ride! So, book a flight to Cancun, watch out for Elon Musk, and stay Politically Corrected!

#MrPeanut #MoblieCaravan #UncleCletus #GropesySmith #HandsyFranklin #TouchyLewis #NutSoup #Texas #Florida #California #DisneyWorld #Mars #NASA #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming #MormonPlanet #ElonMusk #GoodYearCurvy #CancunNanny #Planters #AdviceAdviceAdvice

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