Politically Corrected

Happy Valentine's Presidents' Day! This week the Fantastic Four do their best to tackle the talkable topics of today, such as: What would you do with Donald Trump's Twitter account?, Explosive Jumping, A Dinosaur Butthole Discovery, Toad Milking, White House Auctions, Defining Rhetoric, and Gary might name a cockroach after Joe.  Also, we hold a presidential debate that no one asked for as we go down a bloody telegram rabbit hole.  Either we're lying or we're telling the truth.  So, jump as high as you can and stay Politically Corrected!   

Corrections:

-The Sonoran Desert Toad is found in Arizona and Northern Mexico

-Cloaca is pronounced klōˈākə

#ToadMilking #DinosaurButtholeDiscovery #Psittacosaurus #GuinnessWorldRecord #Rhetoric #PresidentsDay #ValentinesDay #MondayMotivation #AbrahamLincoln #WhiteHouse #Washington #JFK #Telegram

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Welcome to Politically Corrected!  A comedy podcast where Joe is swirly, Gary knows cats, Ashley is a good friend, and Happy birthday, Lisa!  This week your favorite four hosts dive into important subjects like: Super Bowl debrief, Retripootion, An insurrectionist goes on vacation, Cats are shy toileters, Cornbread and Butterbeans, Joe goes off on a historical bridge, Free the nipple, Blue Dog, and the Wrigley Field trough.  Oh, and Gary's going through a lot lately.  So, rent a school bus, shut the door, and stay Politically Corrected!

#SuperBowlLV #FreeTheNipple #BoaConstrictorsAndPythons #LongGrove #Illinois #Kentucky #NorthCarolina #LetsGetPolitical #BlueDog #TwitterBlueCheck #DownToPound #HelloJoeWhatDoYouKnow

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IT's the FAB FOUR this week! You can tell we missed each other by all the giggles.  We start the show off strong with Gary and Ashley threatening to leave, but they end up sticking around to help us solve some big questions like: does Joe Biden have a dandruff fetish?, Is it PETA or Bigfoot starting forest fires?, How powerful are lasers?, Is the Miami Heat management lying?, Is there no end to what dogs can do?, Why is the El Paso Zoo freezing rats?, Do Sasquatches hold Viking funerals?, What is the wombat saying with its poop?, What is "feezing?", and Is your dog communicating with you or is it just taking a crap?  Buckle in for this tasty treat.  So, make a jelly sandwich, name a cockroach, and stay Politically Corrected!  

#Spendthrift #LasersAllTheWayDown #GuessAshleysAccent #Feezing #ElPasoZoo #MiamiHeat #Oklahoma #Florida #Texas #PETA  #Australia #Bigfoot #JoeBiden #MarjorieTaylorGreene #10PW #CovidDogTest #SharkSniffingDogs #SuckIt 

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Yup, We try SPAM in this one!  We also discuss other topics like Over the Top, to Bidey from Trumpster, Don't-Eat-The-Wrapper Hot Pockets, Ab-damn-inals, Basile Bagel Reflex, Biden's first layoff, Achieving Full Yogus, Odoriferous Prize or Penalty, Bat Poop Crazy Like Madonna, and Advice for a Broken Heart.  Oh, and this episode is pretty gross.  So push a button, light a $75 candle, and stay Politically Corrected! 

#UsedSPAM #VegasNerve #Goop #TheSpamEpisode #WoodenBox #TVGuide #IAmYogus #OverTheTop  

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Happy Impeachment and Inauguration Season!  It's Joe, Lisa, and Gary this week here to help make sense of topics like How to Slow Legislation and ALDI Checkers, When Super Libs are Late, War on Olfactory Systems, The Socialism of Water, Influencing vs. Informing, the Mac Train, the Costco Smoocher, Heading to the Dump, and a Russian Muppet.  By the way, we forgive you, McDonald's.  So, buy some Bitcoin, sit on a pistol, and stay Politically Corrected! 

#Inauguration2021 #Impeachment2021 #Germany #Texas #McDonalds #China #Spam #Wales #ALDI #LasVegas #Bitcoin 

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Happy New Year! (can we start over again?).  Stick with us this week as we explore topics like What are the Rules?, Denmark shows children what penises can do, UK Spaceballs, Storming Grandma Nini's Basement, and No Costco for You!  Also, we discuss to incite or not to incite, that is the question...Amen and Awoman.  So, don a costume, grab a podium, and stay Politically Corrected!  

#ThereAreRules #Morons #JohnDillermand #PitchMeetings #Denmark #England #UKAir #SplicedMonkeyTailPenis #DanishCuriousGeorge #Spaceballs #Costco #Target #AdviceAdviceAdvice 

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Happy New Year!  Gary is back as we kick off 2021 with some airing of grievances and competing in feats of strength!  This week we cover important topics like New Year Pre-dick-tions, the rise of the anti-Christ, Antivaxxers Divide Differently, Unconscious Nail Painting, Greasy Gaming, Compromise and Circumstance, the King of Fans, Counter Sushi and Rival Kernels, a New Cat Sport, Nixon or Knicks Fans, 4H and 4Fs, and Radioactive Butter.  We even talk about what it was like long, long ago... in the 1990s.   So grab a bucket of chicken, turn on the fan, and stay Politically Corrected!  

#Election2020 #ElectoralCollege #KFConsole #KingOfFans #PennsylvaniaFarmShow #HomeDepot #Florida #Pennsylvania 

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It's a new week that ends with a New Year!  Ashley joins in the fun again and a ghost of Christmas Past visits the crew.  We get into some interesting stories and cover important topics like Categories of Male-ness, Newsmax and StarzMax admit wrongdoing, Escape in New York, Super Nintendo World, and Mercury Snakes.  We also work to break down intelligence stereotypes and tiptoe around racist impersonations.  So, grab a stimulus check, pull the emergency lever, and stay Politically Corrected! 

#CovidReliefPlusOmnibusSpendingBill #ItsAMeMario #MerryChristmas #Japan #NewYork #Florida #SchittsCreek #FFWCC #LaGuardia #Delta #SuperNintendoWorld #EarnYourFastPass 

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Let's get political!  It's three's company again with Joe having all the happy energy this time while Lisa and Ashley are just waking up.  It's Christmas week and we come bearing gifts of great stories such as Trump is squeezing the juice, is it OAN or OWN, Jurassic Park in Florida, How Covid works on rollercoasters, school's out in West Virginia, the Badass Factor of Cannibal Sandwiches in Wisconsin, and Disney does a literal cover-up.   Oh and did you know that Donald Trump and Joe are blood brothers, Lisa can swing on both sides, and Ashley subconsciously remembers Ground Round? Well, grab one of Aunt Cindy's rolls and some of Aunt Barb's dip and stay Politically Corrected!  #PresidentElect #WedgeIssue #SpecificTime #Florida #WestVirginia #Wisconsin #FFWCC #HillPeople #RoomTemperatureBeef #DisneyWorld #GroundRound #HowCovidWorks #SimilarVues #TheLastQumranian #BrightCapEntertainment 

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Who doesn’t like to be fact checked? Here’s another installment of Dan and his clever ways. Enjoy! 

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