The Pelicans are gearing up for the draft, but how much is anyone paying attention? CJ McCollum lands a spot at ESPN as a likable version of Drew Brees and Jose keeps sneaking up on guys.

The obvious solution to the roaming inner-city ATV gangs is to release our drunk driving city councilmen on them, Jarvis Landry adds relief to the Saints receiving room, and the Pels don't win the lottery.

The Pelicans have some questions about streaming services and we don't want to deal with another expensive app! LaToya tweets from a climate convention in Miami (that she probably took a bio-diesel bus to), and a hot dog man is accosted.

The boys head out to Jazz Fest, discuss Zion's readiness to sign an extension, the Saints nab The Honey Badger, and someone gets banned from twitter for goofing on the Mayor (it wasn't us!)

Theme song by Mike Wiebe of Drakulas and Riverboat Gamblers.

The Pelicans finish out their season at home against the best team in the NBA, gaining the respect of national media along the way. We speculate on the future of this team, what they can do to improve on and off the court, and if the city can keep the buzz going. The Saints have a busy day 1 at the NFL draft and look to win now. Elon Musk wants to build tunnels beneath New Orleans, the mayor has her own Mayor's Fund, and much more.

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 Theme song by Mike Wiebe of Drakulas and Riverboat Gamblers.

The New Orleans Pelicans make the actual playoffs with inspiring performances against the Spurs and Clippers, thanks to big time shots from Brandon Ingram and...Larry Nance!? No one is expecting an easy time when facing the Suns, and the Pels got a quick dose of reality in Game 1, but glimpses of hope from a tired and young team give us a lot to look forward to in the series. We've got local segments covering a very bad first date, a nude reveler in on St. Charles, and a reason to can office birthday parties.

The Pelicans have a play-in game in the blender and we discuss the keys to victory as our boys go up against Pop's Spurs. What can you expect? Where do the Pels go from here? How the heck does this play-in even work? We've got all the answers, plus the christian power team, jazz fest, and much more.

We discuss Zion’s step-dad calling into Jordy Colutta’s show to shed some light on where Zion is physically, mentally, and what his family thinks about New Orleans, Willie Green, and the Pelicans as a whole. The Saints get a few first-round picks from the Eagles and have more than a few holes to fill with them. An inflatable mayo jar is stolen and returned, but was it a publicity stunt by Big Corporate Mayo? All this and so much more.

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The Pelicans do their best Will Smith impression by slapping the Lakers around, showing just how much resilience this team has gained under Willie Green. The Saints find a suitable back-up in Andy Dalton, but who's he gonna throw it to? The Taysom experiment is officially over in one aspect, as Dennis Allen confirms he'll be playing as a tight end.

This week's sponsor: Ale on Oak at 8124 Oak St. in Uptown New Orleans, with over 30 beers on tap, a full menu, and a spacious patio, Ale is your best bet to catch all the local and national teams on the big screen.

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Zion dunks on Instagram and sends a message to the Pelicans that he wants to play, but is it the best move for the team with only 10 games to go? The Saints stay the course with Jameis Winston for at least 2 more seasons. Plus, all your favorite segments, local news, the definition of "Goblin Mode" and so much more. 

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