PolyAmateur Hour

It's the 100th episode of the little polyamory podcast that could. And did! On this episode: Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! Multiamory is here! And they're ready to settle the beef once and for all. Their weapon of choice? Musical theatre, of course. Then the Threeagle and Big Multi go deep for a "Monogamy RUOK?" about how the Dating Industrial Complex is trying to make "micro-cheating" a thing. (It's not a thing.) But first! The 'cule opens the mailbag to take jingle requests on "DM Sliders," the segment where we snack on your love. 

On the full moon, the polyamory podcast transforms into a COMEDY polyamory podcast — with songs! On this episode: It's a heartwarming, brain-melting "Crazy Sexy Poly" about Laurel and Daniel's Big Fat Poly Wedding — complete with TWO Battle Women, as per tradition. Then the Threeagle reaches in the mailbag to reveal an unsolicited press release that threatens AI sexual armageddon (or celebrates it?) on "Between Two Pervs." And finally, a good ol' fashioned "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" except it's an INSTAGRAM PROFILE? The horrors. 

It's too darn hot. Chill out with a tall glass of ice cold polyamory podcast. On this episode: The Threeagle heads back to Planet Burning Man for a "Murderbot" reunion (and pottery classes) on "Is This Poly?!" They open up the ledger and put Daniel on a budget when a Stubert inquires about financial entanglement on "Ask the Amateurs." Finally, they face the Swill of the People (Magazine), and a legion of cuckophobes, on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." Drink up! 

We'll take messy polyamory podcasts for 1000, Alex. On this episode: Jeopardy champion Greg Shahade buzzes in to talk breaking Jamie Ding's historic streak — and the perils of poly publicity (salacious!). He sticks around to play three grueling rounds of "Jeopoly!" Don't worry, everybody wins at the game show orgy. Next, the 'cule tries to untangle a "Poly Mindf**k" born of texting (a hotbed for mindf**kery). And then? And THEN? Laurel and Nichole pull a bait and switch on Daniel, calling in a legion of love for his very own "Spit Toasting." The nerve!

There's only one polyamory podcast that breaks every maritime law. On this episode: Genevieve of Chill Polyamory drops in and stays on brand — i.e. chilling out, maxing, relaxing all 'cule. First it's a "Practical Poly" for her poly-super-hero origin story. Then it's an "Is This Poly?!" for the queerest of all pirate media (high bar!), "Our Flag Means Death." But first! The Threeagle rolls out a good ol' fashioned "Crazy Sexy Poly" of wholesome gratitude, and a "Monogamy RUOK" of unwholesome Tim Allen psychology. Buckle up, chucklef***s. 

Yes, it's a polyamory podcast; it was just born with this mutation. Don't stare. On this episode: The 'cule (which autocorrects to cult!) opens up a "DM Sliders" to solve a long-standing underwear mystery. They visit Planet Burning Man on an "Is This Poly?!" for the Murderbot of your dreams, and conjecture as to what kind of junk he would grow in a vat for recreational use. Sorry. Finally, it's a "Monogamy RUOK" for the splinter cell of a splinter cell of a monogamy enthusiast subreddit. Abandon hope, all ye who enter there. 

We admit, this polyamory podcast had circus vibes all along. On this episode: Leah Orleans of Tiny Girl Big Show talks big-tent polyamory on "Practical Poly" and goes full rabid beaver for an "Animal Magnetism" about the whole dang wild kingdom. But first! It's Nichole's first, and hopefully only, edition of "Cot Takes" — tl;dr ranting under surgical anesthesia. That's not all! On "Monogamy RUOK," the 'cule looks at monogamy's conspiracy theories involving diabolical polyamorists. And the, uh, usual suspects. 

Inside you there are two polyamory podcasts, and we're the baaaaad one. On this episode, it's a daisy chain of TMI segments — Daniel gets laid (off) in a "Bone to Pick," Laurel gets some wedding funding from afar in a "Crazy Sexy Poly," even after she effs things up in a "Poly Mindf**k." Then the Stuberts show up just in time for an ol' fashioned "Ask the Amateurs" about going down the up escalator in the relationship mall. To top it off? The 'cule gets Friendsly for a Chandler-Bing thing on "Is This Poly?!" Turns out the '90s were better than old Daniel remembers. And look! It's our first-ever link-in-the-show-notes, because we're asking for money:

It's the Wayne Gretzky of polyamory podcasts, going FULL CANADIAN. On this episode, author Alex Alberto hits the ice to talk about the War and Peace of hockey smut, Emily Rath's "Pucking Around," for the first-ever edition of "Open Puck Night." Because yeah, the boys from Open Pike Night are parachuting in with audio clips. Hot dog! But first! It's a "Shit Daniel Does," a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," and a Stubert-supplied "Crazy Sexy Poly" in quick succession. But afterwards! Nichole breaks out the ol' online dating inbox for the return of our new breakout segment, "Unhinged." We know, it's a lot. 

Psst. There's a polyamory podcast RIGHT BEHIND YOU. On this episode: Daniel kicks things off with a "Bone to Pick" about the pointless Sneetches on Beaches cycle of generative AI and the people who love/fear it. The Threeagle ponders the attractions of a "Pluribus" polycule on "Is This Poly?!" They peer into the vacant eye of pop culture and see that only Greg is worth saving on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." And they don't know when to quit, rolling out a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" at the last minute, because they want to be loved. There may also be a "Reed Alert" in there for the aforementioned Greg. Are you there, Greg? It's us, PolyAmateur Hour!