PolyAmateur Hour

The only polyamory podcast to win the elusive Reverse EGOT (banned from all major award ceremonies). On this episode: MONOGAMOUS comic Rachelle Cochran drops by in good faith, only to be subjected to an invasive round of "Compersion Therapy" — our new segment where the 'cule tries to turn monogs folks poly. Against her better interest, Rachelle sticks around for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that explains why Oscars are more prestigious (waaaayyy better sex toys, obvi). But first! It's an "Ask the Amateurs" where the 'cule prescribes a hasty lowering of expectations for the Stubert. After all, they're already listening to this podcast. 

Oh... my... god, Becky, look at their polyamory podcast. On this episode: get your mail slots lubed for a "DM Sliders," where the polycule receives a great big package. Sure there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," but that's just when they ask you for stuff. The real attractions? A "Poly In Public: Invasion of Privivacy" packed with scintillating poly news and a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot" that pits two screaming relationship cops against America's Naked Grandparents. 

Taste the salted caramel polyamory and chocolate comedy ganache on our luscious podcast flan. On this episode: Educator and relationship coach Evita Sawyers, a.k.a. Lavitaloca, drops in for a "Practical Poly" on the nature of compersion. Spoiler: You can cultivate it, dummy. She sticks around for a session of "Monogamy RUOK" about how the monos strike fear into the hearts of their vict—  er, um... partners. But first! An "Ask the Amateurs" about finding time to bang. And afterwards! It's an "Animal Magnetism" about swinger belugas (in the deep blue sea, they swing so wild and they swing so free). 

Excuse us, but it looks as though you dropped your polyamory podcast. Allow us to bend over and retrieve it. *Receives goosing.* On this episode: It's Segment Inception! An "Ask the Amateurs" about cowgirling contains a "Normie Corner" about cowgirling, which contains a "Monogamy RUOK" about cowgirling, which contains a song about... cowgirling. There's an unrelated "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," too, just because we know you're depraved. 

Some say it's risky to listen to our polyamory podcast because you might contract a case of weird takes. On this episode: musician and activist Ryan Cassata shreds hard into the studio — dishing on the L.A. scene on "My Own Poly Idaho," playing TWO original songs, and asking "Is This Poly?!" of Mika's "It's My House," and Dodie's "In the Middle." And because we're generous lovers, we cap off the night with an "Ask the Amateurs" about spiritual, nature-minded straight men in mountain towns. You know, dirt bags. 

You don't have to be polyamorous to listen to our podcast. You DO have to be a great big weirdo. On this episode: The 'cule rounds up a glut of poly news for "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy," including but not limited to the first use of the word "polycule" in Star Trek. Don't worry, they used it incorrectly. Then it's a good ol' fashioned "Ask the Amateurs" about everyone's favorite habit-forming bio-drug, New Relationship Energy. Finally, it's a Very Special Edition of "DM Sliders," featuring the return of Stubert-generated hockey smut. (We actually invented hockey smut WITH OUR MINDS.) 

But have you tried a polyamory podcast... on weeed? On this episode: The Most Famous Black Bisexual Comedian (*Probably on the West Coast) Ashley Ray joins us for "Monogamy, RUOK?" and devises a cheat code against a pastor's anti-cheating protocol. She sticks around to ask "Is This Poly?!" of the Futurama episode "The Beast With a Billion Backs." THE FUTURE IS POLY! But first! The 'cule offers a vicious amen to Nichole's "Bone to Pick" about a boy's bad picker and performative anguish. Oh, the humanity!

It's a polyamory podcast about as much as the United States is a democracy. On this episode: The 'cule pioneers a new segment for all of their opinions that no one has solicited: "That Was Not a Question." They serve up a "DM Sliders" for their inbox's X files and end up lost in the wilderness of ANOTHER new segment: "Between Two Pervs." They just can't stop innovating! Note: There are so many songs in this one. So. Many. Songs. 

Any cool points they get from being polyamorous are squandered by their having a podcast about it. On this episode: Daniel and Laurel roll out a new segment called "Sex Bits." Though come on — they've been doing this one for ages. Nichole shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about a visit to the Cancer Mall for a diagnosis of *shrugs* and is rewarded with the lollypop of a mono-poly "Ask the Amateurs." Everybody gangs up for a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," setting their sights on a dating profile that's sending mixed messages — all of which are racist. And finally, there's a "Poly Pyramid Scheme" because we're needy. 

It's the polyamory-podcast chicken that hatched from the egg which she herself laid. Then we deep fry that chicken in a light batter. We call it a tempura paradox. Ahem. On this episode: Star of gay Scottish castle porn Rossy drops in to DIY a new segment called "Come on Our Show." The pod returns the favor, subjecting him to another inaugural segment: "Star Trek: Booty Roster." It's just what it sounds like. Finally they wrap things up with a good ol' fashioned "Unicorn Hunter Hunters," in which the swinger wives must meet on a bridge at dawn. Wait, what is Aaron Burr doing here?