PolyAmateur Hour

You can learn a lot from polyamory podcasts. And you can forget it all, with ours. On this episode: Nichole and Laurel finally make it official: The "Shit Daniel Does" segment, that is. The 'cule risks litigation, and nausea, by suggesting that Dr. Phil lives a secret swinger life on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." Finally, a Stubert provides real, sweat-soaked, barn-set hockey smut on "DM Sliders." These shin-pads were made for KNEELING.

It's the polyamory podcast that doesn't know what's good for it. On this episode: the incredible Mx. Dahlia Belle returns to the pod to peak the microphones with pure chaos — first on "Ask the Amateurs," and then on a the inaugural edition of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters: Scattershot." But first! Faced with continued silence to the north, the 'cule sends a "Reed Alert" across the pond — but not before insulting every available English-speaking nation. Even better? They open up the mail bag for the first time ever to let all the ghosts out on the first-ever installment of "DM Sliders." Oh, and they may just be starting a rap beef with the most world's most beloved polyamory podcast. Things happen! 

Psst. Looking for a polyamory podcast? Meet us in the alley. On this episode: Laurel starts off with a "Bone to Pick" and it NEVER ENDS. Seriously, this is just us talking mad sh*t for an hour, with some really fun songs. There's two, count 'em TWO, "Poly Mindf*cks," as well. But it's all part and parcel of the great big Bone to End All Bones. Open wide!

Polyamory podcasts come and go — but this one does only the former. On this episode: Brett Chamberlin, founder of OPEN (Organization for Polyamory and Ethical Non-monogamy), agrees to guest on the pod, despite our strongly worded warnings of chaos muppetry. You might think it's the most practical "Practical Poly" of all time — until we start talking about the Orgy Dome. But first! Sober Nichole does her best Drunk Nichole for the edition of "Monogamy RUOK" that needs you to take its keys. A Stubert asks about enmeshment on "Ask the Amateurs," and the 'cule repeats the word until it becomes a mishmash of mush in the mouth. Enhmernshmentsh. Ernmishmerths. Onmashmiths!

The polyamory podcast that will totally accept your parasocial codependency. On this episode: PolyAmateur Hour legend Michelle Hy — a.k.a. @polyamorouswhileasian — returns to kick off our new segment, "Animal Magnetism," and to cry about bird throuples. She sticks around — go figure! — for a round of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" about a couple who would like to enjoy you, and pour into you, and to throw boats at you with their cannon arms. (You had to be there.) But first! The 'cule shares the first-ever audience-provided "Bone to Pick," and it's a nice thick Femur of Anger. 

It's the polyamory podcast that is now canonical Star Trek. On this episode: John effing Billingsley crashes/brings the party. Mr. Billingsley played Trek's only poly character, Dr. Phlox, on "Star Trek: Enterprise." He talks about that experience, and a million others, for "Practical Poly" — because he's PRACTICALLY poly? AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH, the 'cule then explores the world of hockey smut (???) on "Monogamy RUOK?" Please help us with this one, Canada. 

It's the polyamory podcast with the Poly Green Giant mascot. On this episode: A double-header "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" starts a poly-news cage match between the Guardian and the New York Post. Everyone loses. The 'cule gives a twenty-one nut salute in our first-ever Stubert-aroused edition of "Spit Toasting." And a Nichole's friend puts Daniel and Laurel on the wedding waitlist on "Crazy Sexy Poly." Bonus: a basic bitch of a "Poly Pyramid Scheme," and double-sided hit single with "Calendar in My Mind" and "Labor Dog." 

Stay polyamorous, podcasts. One this episode: The 'cule confronts a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that winks with both eyes. A Stubert has a couple goofy questions for a couple goofuses on "Asks the Amateurs." And Laurel has a "Bone to Pick" with boys who wear therapy like a merit badge. 

It's the polyamory podcast that's actually about musical theater or Star Trek or... we don't even know any more. On this episode: Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about breaking up with a little help from your friends. Nichole shares an "Ask the Amateurs" about kitchen table poly — but sings an operetta for the cause of Communist Party poly. Daniel brings the vinyl for a '60s themed "Is This Poly?!" Then everyone goes to sleep early. 

This is not the poly podcast we wanted, but it's the poly podcast we deserve. On this episode: The 'cule opens a cultural coffin called Reddit for a self-answering edition of "Monogamy, RUOK?" The undeniable Annie Undone returns to the pod, demanding fealty to her mental calendar on "Ask the Amateurs." She sticks around, shockingly, for a extra-methy edition "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" that has never washed those jeans.