PolyAmateur Hour

OMG! OMG! Wynde Priddy, producer of The Greatest Generation, joins the PolyAmateurs for a Very Special Episode, including Star-Trek-Themed editions of "Is This Poly?!"  and "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." There's no third segment. Don't get greedy. There is, however, an after-credits sequence. You're welcome. 

What happens when our Aussie guest for Act One doesn't show until Act Three? Daniel improvises a audio-only ventriloquism act on "Daniel and Peter." All of Nichole's boat-themed dreams come true on a Melbourne edition of "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters." And when Melbourne Man arrives? It's a very special "My Own Poly Idaho," conducted via time-displaced wormhole.

How has Nichole's dating life been going? Not great, Bob! It's another installment of "Invitation to Love." A Stubert wants to know how to keep it slutty on "Ask the Amateurs" and the 'cule answers in song — among other things. The pod takes a turn for the trashy on a special Indie Sleaze edition of "Is This Poly?!"

L.A. Polyamory joins the Amateurs for the inaugural installment of "Practical Poly." A Stubert asks how to keep the marriage mellow with a newly serious partner on "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel commits to the bit at the STI clinic on "Bone to Pick." 

Nichole outlines the plot of a plotless teenage-apocalypse movie on "Is This Poly?!" Daniel has conflict with everyone on a conflict-themed "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel looks forward to a "Crazy Sexy Poly" about food poisoning — but ends up enduring loving compliments on "Spit-Toasting" instead. 

Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story that morphs into a "Poly Mindf**k" that morphs into a biting sh*tball. On "Ask the Amateurs," the 'cule shares their "poly elevator pitches" and votes whether or not to hit the emergency stop button to close the sale. On "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," Daniel shares a profile for which he would brave game night, which may or may not include an under-the-stairs dungeon. 

Nichole has a developing "Bone to Pick" — and her bone is getting bigger by the day. Laurel advises a Stubert to just chill out on "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel spreads the love for his favorite STI song on "Is This Poly." 

The 'cule declares a "Reed Alert" in an attempt to get Australia to talk to them. Daniel checks out Tinder dudes and plays with his John De Lancie on "Invitation to Love." Everyone unchecks all the first-date boxes on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel kink shames rope bunnies for taking up floor space on "Bone to Pick."

The PolyAmateurs speak to Florida MAN and Florida MAN speaks back on "My Own Poly Idaho." They answer the question "Is it better to be poly and hierarchical than to never be poly at all?" on "Ask the Amateurs." And finally, they turn a merciless eye toward Daniel's dating profile — and his "disgusting sex drive" — on "Invitation to Love."

On this week's "Is This Poly?!" the answer is once again, "Nooooooooooo!" A Stubert deals with FOMO (Fear Of Marriageable Others) on "Ask the Amateurs." The polycule issues tickets for Boating While Vaping on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."