Poor Bastard's Almanac

The poor bastards try and learn about British politics while jumping up and down about the government making video games better for muh'children. Also lots of stammering and GTAV.

The Poor Bastards figure out how to work around a shoddy Linux version of American Truck Simulator, the impending doom of the Alphabet Agencies, natural rights, and the Great CompromiseTM. Special guest appearance by the ghost of Bill Hicks.

The Poor Bastards really hit it hard this week with two of the biggest plights of humanity ever: slavery and gender identity. Learn how to install the Darkweb Addon for your Minecraft server, and beat the login boss in Phantasy Star Online 2.

The poor bastards dive a little further into Linux distributions, more classic video games, encouraging suicide, and a little bit of Fallout 4 mods and Borderlands 2 DLC. Sorry we forgot to moan about politics this time.

The Poor Bastards camp out wormholes in EVE while defending toxic masculine podcasters, and talking about 3DS hax, classic vs modern games, Uncle Touchy Biden, and plowing ahead with Linux gaming.

The Poor Bastards learn the true meaning of Christmas by diving into some Jordan Peterson, reading gritty archery-noir, and continuing the flight through nullsec wormholes.

The poor bastards discover the true meaning of Post-Modernism as they run a Republican sex ring that doesn't involve pizza, dismantle the government, review Super Metroid, and stalk victims around the galaxy in EVE.

The Poor Bastards are just killing time and brain cells while updating RetroPie to the latest version. Spoiler alert: it takes a while. Listen to the gears grind away while they go into details about Muh'Russians, Muh'EVE Online, Muh'Racism, Muh'N64, Muh'okay I'll stop now.

The Poor Bastards rant and rave about cruising the streets of Los Santos with a joint, the female hispanic Donald Trump, and her plan for saving the environment by giving women and blacks more money.

The Poor Bastards are back! This time they've converted to Catholiscientology, or at least try and peer into This Boy's Soul, if you know what we mean. Also some chatter about more Linux game ~!FUN!~, Ragnarok Online... uhhhm. There's a pretty decent Dan Carlin impression, but let's be real, you're better off just going to listen to Dan Carlin than try to decipher what a couple of illiterate poor bastards are trying to spit out.