John & Pat don’t claim the episode title’s 100% accurate, but it’s better than “Ramblings That Lead Nowhere”, don’t you think? You’re WELCOME.

John & Pat realize they totally screwed up the numbering a couple episodes back and neither of them noticed. They are proud to present to you the corrected episode number here. Order in America has been restored!

We thought it would be fun to keep the topics we discussed on this episode a mystery. If you’re some genius Sherlock Holmes type, you may discover clues in the title.

John & Pat discuss – ah, who even cares at this point? Probably TV or some nonsense.

John & Pat take a look at a couple Oscar-buzz movies in the vain hope that someone will make something as great as “Forrest Gump” again and heal our nation.

John & Pat watch and discuss trailers both for classic and upcoming movies. Which you prefer will depend on your tolerance for constant narration extra-long scenes, but you can rest assured they use the same corny formula no matter the era!

John & Pat discuss two beloved Christmas classics that aren’t really about Christmas – one with a great evil villain and one populated entirely by minor villains. You’ll never guess which is which!

John & Pat break with the podcast’s strict routine and have a free-flowing conversation with digressions and abrupt changes in subject matter. And isn’t it about time?

John & Pat return to the heist film with 2 classic examples of the genre. Well, one classic example and Quick Change, but who bothers to count things anymore?

John & Pat are having a party. A pizza party! But it’s a private event, so you’ll have to make do with this.