John & Pat answer this question and many more nobody asked, including: Giovanni Ribisi – What’s HER problem?

John & Pat discuss Philadelphia art museums and bookstores and – no, wait, that was during the break.

John & Pat discuss the death of the daily comic strip and…the situation in Gaza? That can’t be right. Guess you’ll have to listen to find out. That’s called “marketing”!

John & Pat compare two sitcoms that are virtually indistinguishable from each other. Plus: nothing else!

John & Pat ramble endlessly about 2 beloved 21st century sci-fi shows that begin with “F”. No, not “Firefly”. Or “Foundation”.  Read the title! There can be more than 2, you know.

John & Pat waste everyone’s time trying to figure out the distinction between short and long-form improv. Plus: B-b-b-bonus! Old comedians vs. new comedians: who sucks more?

Why do you always require a description? It’s always the same thing. I think we discussed Time’s Person of the Year?

John & Pat talk trash, trash TV, Trashcan Sinatras, municipal trash collection routes…oh, and Godzilla.

John & Pat John & Pat it up to the point that they end up in a Freaky Friday situation that ends up bringing about the destruction of Earth. (Our bad!)

John & Pat discuss the soul-crushing emptiness of VIP meet-and-greetsand the weird genius of Stephin Merritt before arriving at the definitive top 10 (or so) stand-up comedians of all time. But not to worry: we consider Don Knotts a stand-up.