John & Pat delve into 2 classic rock albums because they figured they had more to say than the thousands of critical analyses already written about them. Look forward to them mansplaining The Beatles and Star Wars soon!

John & Pat celebrate Father’s Day a week late with two sitcoms about dads, in honor of all the real dads out there who were always late for the important events in their children’s lives. Thanks for the years of therapy, family!

John & Pat read the funny pages just like the man-children they are, so naturally they end up spending half an hour discussing the word “cuck”.

Pat & John compare two shows about drunks and drug abusers, subjects they certainly have no familiarity with. As children they, like most of their generation, took Nancy Reagan’s words to heart. Straight edge 4ever!

John & Pat pick their favorite new shows from the fall 2016 season. Consequently, this episode is only 2 minutes long.

John & Pat pick their favorite John & Pat bits from all the John & Pat Johns & Pats. John & Pat!

Pat & John rate their favorite Simpsons episodes – because who better to judge comedy legends than two guys whose qualifications are talking on the phone?

Pop culture guru Steve Mockus returns to settle the most important debate of our time: Prince vs. Michael Jackson. As with most debates, there is disagreement – and also murder most foul.

John & Pat pick their favorite movies from the 2000s, which, strangely, end in 2009. For some reason 2010 is considered the teens, even though that’s obviously complete nonsense. Thanks for nothing, PYTHAGORAS.

John & Pat travel back (mentally) to the 1950s for a radio show where racism, misogyny and terrible jokes were the cultural norm. They also listen to an old episode of Amos ‘n’ Andy.