John’s program of torturing Pat with screamy music finally comes to an end with the last installment of their Hüsker Dü album reviews. Will Pat exact his revenge? Or will John force him to do a series on the discography of Motörhead? Why are there no bands with umlauts anymore? And most importantly: why should you care?

John & Pat tackle the classic debates: Dogs vs. cats! Surrealism vs. Hallmark! Alien vs. Predator! Or, you know, they just talk about comic strips like a couple of 12-year-olds.

Are you in the mood to listen to 3 middle-aged white guys talk about the difficulties of their high school days and geek out over ’80s culture for a couple hours? Then look no further than this episode. And also 90% of the other podcasts out there.

John & Pat compare two political sitcoms from different eras: one from a time when a criminal republican in the White House nearly destroyed the country, and one from when Nixon was in office.

John & Pat pick their favorite movies from the ’90s – hope everybody loves hearing about Jim Carrey for an hour!

Michael returns to discuss a pair of horror movies – one legitimate, one where the horror come from the realization you spent an hour and a half watching garbage when you could have been folding laundry. So i’s all a good metaphor for life in general.

David returns to talk time travel movies with John & Pat. Will they inadvertently solve the problem of quantum gravity through their musings? Or will it just be more poop jokes? Find out…in the future!

John reads Pat’s letters from his vacation in New Orleans. Literally, that’s it. Don’t expect much and you’ll still be disappointed.

John & Pat pick their favorite songs from the second half of 2016. But with Lemmy gone, it’s just a pale shadow of what it could have been.

John & Pat embrace the new regime by constantly talking while saying nothing – also by coming up with creative new ways to screw the lower classes!