Happy Monday Crisis Actors! We have A TON TO TALK ABOUT.

Let's Gooo!

1)  Lizzo Reveals DRAMATIC Weight Loss, Haters Claim It_s OZEMPIC

2) RUMOR Marvel Casts Actor Hunter Schafer as Mystique

3) Jewel APOLOGIZES to LGBTQ Fans After Performance For RFK

4) Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Run PR Damage Control Amid Justin Baldoni Legal Battle

5) Marilyn Manson CLEARED of MeToo Charges After 4 Year Investigation

6) Selena Gomez SOBS Over Trump Deportations

Happy Friday Crisis Actors! We have special guest Libby Emmons of The Post Millennial on with us today!

1) Chrissy Teigen Calls For Government to Implement a Social Media CURFEW

2) Billy Ray Cyrus CRINGE Inauguration Performance Sparks Health Concerns

3) Jennifer Aniston Accused of Secret Romance With Barack Obama

4) Blake Lively's LIES Are DESTROYING Ryan Reynolds' Public Image

5) Oprah Admits She Needs Ozempic Because Dieting is Hard

Phil is here! Let's Gooo!

1) 'Sexperts' Claim Men Who Cry Are Better Lovers

2) Man Caught Without Pants in Viral Video Takes His Own Life

3) Pop Culture X Accounts Pop Crave & Pop Base Wage War on Donald Trump

4) Ariana Grande SLAMS Trump For Declaring There Are Only 2 Genders

5) Meet The Men Who Joined Bonnie Blues Disgusting OF Stunt

6) Hollywood is Ready to Bring Trump Back Into The Fold

Happy Wednesday Crisis Actors! It's cold out here but we have a lot to discuss!

1) Conservative Boycott FAILS, Ms. Rachel Lands Big Netflix Deal

2) Doctors Warn of Serious TikTok Withdrawal Symptoms

3) Megyn Kelly SLAMS Lauren Sanchez For Trashy Display at Trump's Inauguration

4) Justin Baldoni Drops BOMBSHELL Footage, New Rumors About Blake Lively's Motives

5) Sabrina Carpenter Eyed For Rapunzel in Disney Live-Action 'Tangled'

6) RUMOR: Meghan Markle Netflix Show AXED, Marriage on the Rocks

Mary is back! Let's Gooo!

1) Celebrities & TikTokers MELTDOWN Over Trump_s Inauguration

2) Fashion World Turned UPSIDE DOWN By Trump Inauguration

3) John Rich CALLS OUT Silent Trump Supporters in Country Music

4) Celebrities & TikTokers MELTDOWN Over Trump_s Inauguration

5) Fashion World Turned UPSIDE DOWN By Trump Inauguration

6) TikTok Refugees FLOCK to Rednote, Become INSTANT COMMUNISTS

Happy Inauguration Day, Crisis Actors! We have a bunch to discuss!

1)0.0 Zuck Caught Fawning Over Bezos' Fiance Lauren Sanchez

2)0.1 Millennial's & Gen Z Are OBSESSED With Crying on Camera FOR CLOUT

3)1 Snoop Dogg Angers The Left AND The Right by Performing at Trump Event

4)2 New Poll Shows Disney Still HATED by Conservatives

5)3 The TikTok Ban PROVED How Addictive Social Media is

TGIF Crisis Actors! We have a lot to discuss before the weekend!

1) Wendy Williams Speaks Out Against Conservatorship, 'I feel Like I'm in Prison'

2) Gen Z 'Kidults' Shamelessly Carry Stuffed Animals in Public

3) Justin Baldoni HITS Blake Lively With EXPLOSIVE $400M Lawsuit, Amber Heard 2.0

4) Trump Appoints Special Ambassadors to 'Troubled Hollywood'

5) Cringe Celebrities Trying & FAILING to Look 'Relatable'

We discussed a lot today!

1) Celebrity Couples Recommend Living in Seperate Homes

2) Life Sized Robot Girlfriends Are Ready to MINGLE

3) Gen Z Trolls Employers by Accepting Jobs and NOT SHOWING UP

4) MrBeast in Talks to BUY TIKTOK

5) Diddy Claims Freak Off Parties EMPOWERED Women

6) This Woman Goes on First Dates For a Living

Happy Wednesday Crisis Actors, we got a lot to get into! Let's Gooo!

1) Woman SCAMMED by AI Brad Pitt, DIVORCED HER HUSBAND

2) Woman WHINES About Male Instacart Shoppers, Can_t Buy Her Own Groceries

3) Faith Based Films Aren't CRINGE Anymore

4) Drake SUES His Own Label For Defamation

5) Aubrey Plaza Deletes Instagram After Creeps Joke About Husbands Death

6) Keke Palmer Blames Racism For Not Being as Successful As Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus

Happy Tuesday Crisis Actors! We got a lot to talk about, let's gooo!

1) INSANE Robbie Williams Chimp Biopic BOMBS at the Box Office

2) Florence Pugh REFUSES to Play Traumatic Roles Again

3) Starbucks SLAMMED For Reversing Open Door Policy

4) Carrie Underwood Faces Viscious Backlash For Performing at Trumps Inauguration

5) OF Star Bonnie Blue Pushes The Limits of Degeneracy

6) TikTok Inspired 'To Catch a Predator' Scheme Goes OFF THE RAILS