If you have a case of the mondays...HAVE NO FEAR, Crisis Actors! We are back!

1) RUMOR: 'Barbie' Sequel in Early Development

2) Ariana Grande & Cynthia Erivo DEMANDED Equal Pay For _Wicked_

3) Austin Butler Cast as Patrick Bateman in CURSED 'American Psycho' Reboot

4) Sydney Sweeney Deemed 'MID; by Former Simps

5) Jay-Z Accuser ADMITS to Inconsistent Statements

6) Women in Hollywood Are Still Complaining About Gender Prejudice

It's Friday and this episode is for THE BOYS! Phil, Andrew & Raymond are hanging out with a lot to talk about! 

1)0.1 Advertisers DITCHING DISNEY After MULTIPLE Star Wars Shows FAILED

2)0.2 Olivia Wilde IGNORES How Important Fans Are to Hollywood Success

3)1 Three New Accusers SUE DIDDY, Diddy DENIES

4)2 Eva Longoria Complains Writers & Directors Will SUFFER Without DEI Programs

5)3 Trump is UNEDNIABLY The Face of Politics AND Pop Culture in 2024

It's almost friday Crisis Actors! Phil is here! Let's Goooo!

1) Elton John Says Weed DESTROYED America

2) Mormons SLAM 'Heretic' For Negative Portrayal of Missionaries

3) Women Chooses Taylor Swift Over Her Husband

4) Selena Gomez Announces Engagement to Benny Blanco

5) 'Demure' Was The Top Search in 🌽 For 2024

6) 'Brainrot' Officially Considered a Medical Condition For Gen Z

Hey Crisis Actors! It's Wednesday and Kellen is here to talk Hollywood & Pop Culture!

1) 2025 Movies Are Nothing But SEQUEL SLOP

2) Drew Barrymore Makes Guests Uncomfortable With Touchy Feely Interviews

3) Tinder Reveals Most UNSERIOUS Dating Trends of 2024

4) Hollywood Reacts to United Healthcare Assassin Luigi Mangione

5) OF Model Lily Phillips BREAKS DOWN After Hooking Up With 100 Men in 24 Hours

6) Bond Girl Gemma Arterton Trashes Idea of James Bond Gender Swap

Happy Tuesday Crisis Actors! Let's keep this week going!

1) Jay-Z & Beyonce Make First Appearance After Diddy Allegations

2) Chris Evans MCU Return REEKS of Desperation From Marvel

3) Ariana Grande CLAPS BACK at Online Body Shamers

4) Megan Fox & MGK CALL IT QUITS After Announcing Pregnancy

5) 'Oppenheimer' Star Emma Dumont Comes Out as 'Non-Binary Trans Masculine'

6) Gwen Stefani Faces BACKLASH For Promoting Christian Prayer App

Happy Monday Crisis Actors! Let's Gooo!

1) 'Wicked' Stars Pretended to Understand What 'Holding Space' Meant

2) Barry Keoghan CYBERBULLIED By Sabrina Carpenter Fans After Cheating Allegations

3) 'Harry Potter' Series Casting is Already a Trainwreck

4) Jay-Z Responds to DISGUSTING Allegation in New Lawsuit

5) Pamela Anderson TRASHED For Aging Gracefully

6) Lana Del Rey SLAMS The Lack of Morals in Her Industry

TGIF Crisis Actors! Mary is out of town so Phil and Raymond are here! This Episode is for the boys!

1) Lizzo OFF THE HOOK For Sexual Harrassment Lawsuit

2) Is BANNING TikTok Good For America?

3) New Study Says Hollywood Needs MORE DIVERSITY

4) Report Shows Trump Has DEMORALIZED Hollywood

5) Elitist Celebs Alec Baldwin & Sharon Stone Think Trump Voters Are Stupid

It's Thursday and Phil is here! We have a ton to talk about! Let's Gooo!

1) Britney Spears Thinks She is FIVE YEARS OLD in Disturbing New Video

2) 'Girls Gone Wild' EXPOSED in Bombshell Documentary

3) Beyonce DEFEATS Taylor Swift as 'Greatest Pop Star of The 21st Century'

4) There is a Harry Potter Casting Disaster on Deck

5) Sophie Rain Made $43 MILLION on OF...Claims She's Still a Virgin

Happy Wednesday, Crisis Actors. The week has reached the halfway mark and we have a ton to talk about! Let's Gooo!

1) Meghan Markle's Lifestyle Brand Crashes and Burns

2) Sabrina Carpenter SINGLE After Barry Keoghan CHEATED on Her

3) Matty Healy's Beef With Azealia Banks Goes OFF THE RAILS

4) Ballerina Farm Magazine Cover SMEARED as _Extremist Propaganda_

5) 'The Acolyte' Actor Claims Racist Star Wars Fans Hurt His Feelings

6) A New Surgeon in Hollywood TRANSFORMS Celebrity Faces

It's Tuesday, Crisis Actors! Let's Gooo!

Full List of Topics:

1) Nobody Liked The 'Snow White' Trailer

2) Gwyneth Paltrow SLAMMED For Raising Spoiled, Entitled Daughter

3) Pewdiepie ATTACKS Joe Rogan

4) 'Is Your Discharge Green?' 'Wicked' Collabs With Planned Parenthood

5) First Trans Model of the Year Sparks Controversy

6) OF Model Lily Phillips Recruits A THOUSAND Fans to Hook Up With Her