Phil is back for THRASHIN' THURSDAY!

1) Industry Plant Pop Star Lola Young Promotes Vulgarity

2) Lazy Doordash Addicts Can't Pay Back Loans For Their Food

3) Nepo Baby Violet Affleck BLOWS UP at Mom Jennifer Garner Over Climate Change

4) Gen Z is OBSESSED With House Party Tour by All-American Rejects

5) Remember When Tucker Carlson Interviewed Britney Spears

We have a your cure for the midweek blues!

1) Sophie Turner Unveils Lara Croft Physique Ahead of UNCANCELLED Tomb Raider Series

2) Candace Owens Drops BOMBSHELL Interview With Disgraced Producer Harvey Weinstein

3) Justin Bieber REMOVES Instragram Post HUMILIATING His Wife Hailey

4) In a World of Pedro Pascals, BE A TOM CRUISE

5) Jodie Foster THROWS SHADE at Gen Z Actors For Not Caring About 'Art'

6) 'Anti-Woke' Just Went Corporate

Tate is back! Let's Gooo!

1) Nepo Baby Malia Obama ACCUSED of COPYING Movie For Nike Ad

2) Gen Z 'Sweet Treat' Culture Has Therapists Worried

3) Pedro Pascal KILLS Excitement For 'Fantastic Four'

4) 'Outdoor Boys' YouTuber QUITS to Put Family First

5) Celebrities CALLED OUT For 'Cultural Appropriation'

It's Monday! Let's get this week started!

1) Morgan Wallen SMEARED as 'Trump Coded' Music For MAGA Supporters

2) A.I. Influencer Lil Miquela Shares FAKE Cancer Diagnosis

3) Bella Hadid ROASTED For FAKE European Accent at Cannes

4) Pedro Pascal's Non-Stop Virtue Signaling at Cannes

5) SENILE Robert De Niro Gives Rambling Speech to Virtue Signal at Cannes

6) Gwyneth Paltrow GOES OFF on Goop Haters, Defends Gross Candles

TGIF Crisis Actors! The weekend is here! Let's Gooo!

1) Justin Bieber Breaks Silence on CREEPY Friendship With Diddy

2) OnlyFans RUMORED to be SHUT DOWN by Rival 'Anti-Corn' Company

3) Trump Takes Shots at Taylor Swift's Looks, Swifties LASH OUT

4) 'Some days I’m a woman, Some days I’m a man,' Lorde Overshares in BIZARRE Interview

5) Jenna Ortega ROASTED For CRINGE Movie With The Weeknd

Phil is back for THRASHIN' THURSDAY!

1) Scarlett Johansson Felt TRAPPED in 'Sex Object' Roles FOR YEARS

2) Gen Z Uses ChatGPT Like a Therapist

3) Justin Bieber is BROKE and BURIED in Debt

4) Theranos Fraudster Elizabeth Holmes Launches NEW Blood Testing Scheme From Prison

5) Meghan Trainor REMOVES Body Positive Lyrics After Ozempic Weight Loss

Tate is back! Let's Gooo!

1) IRONHEART is Going to be an ABSOLUTE TRAINWRECK For Marvel

2) Delusional TikToker RANTS About Lack of 'Normal' Men in Dating

3) BookTok Fantasy Ball Turns Into a NIGHTMARE

4) Kai Cenat Launches 'Streamer University' For Clout Chasing Fans

5) Slam Poetry is CRINGE, Here's The Proof!

Libby Emmons is back! Let's Gooo!

1) Amber Heard Welcomes TWINS on Mother's Day, Elon Musk Rumors Swirl

2) Maggie Gyllenhaal's Daughter ARRESTED After Campus Protest Against Israel

3) OF Models FAKE Down Syndrome to Sell Spicy Content

4) New Trump Biopic Will be 'Kinder' to The President

5) Men Are 'Wokefishing' on Dating Apps to Trick Liberal Women

Hey Crisis Actors! Let's cure that case of the mondays!

1) Disney HUMILIATED by FAILED 'Snow White' Re-Release

2) True Crime YouTuber Stephanie Soo Makes a Joke of The Diddy Trial

3) Actresses FORCED to Wear Clothes Under New Cannes Film Festival Dress Code

4) Tom Cruise IGNORES Politics During Mission Impossible Promo Tour

5) Selena Gomez's Mental Health Company IMPLODES in Financial Scandal

6) 'Are We Dating The Same Guy' App Lets Women EXPOSE Men They've Dated

TGIF Crisis Actors! Let's Gooo!

1) GTA 6 Will Feature Pride Parades & Queer Representation

2) Meghan Markle Fan SUING After CATASTROPHIC Burns From Bath Salts

3) Woke Teenagers OUTRAGED Over The New Pope

4) 'The Last of Us' Season 2 Makes Woke Television History

5) Millennials Can't Accept That They Have Become CRINGE