今天晚上有事吗?

Got anything tonight?

没事。Nope.

那我们一起去看电影吧?

Let's go watch a movie then, ok?

好呀。

Ok.

你的狗真可爱。

Your dog is really cute.

谢谢。

Thanks.

公的母的?

Is it male or female?

我怎么知道?

How should I know?

你怎么不知道?

How can you not know?

看不出来。

Can't tell the difference.

啊，那个是刘德华吗?

Hey, is that Andy Lau?

谁呀?

Who?

就是那个香港的，刘德华。

It's Andy Lau from Hong Kong.

刘什么?

Andy who?

就是那个著名的，香港的，演员，歌手，刘德华。

It's the famous, Hong Kong actor and singer Andy Lau.

从来没听说过。

Never heard of him.

刘德华呀!

Andy Lau!

哦，就是那个女的。

Oh, it's that girl.

哎，你肚子又叫了哎。

Hey, your stomach is growling again.

不可能，我今儿吃饭了。

That's not possible, I've already eaten today.

那还能是我的，很显然从你那儿来的声音。

No way it's mine, the sound clearly came from over by you.

这今天呀，绝对不是我的。肯定是你。

Today, it's absolutely not mine. It's definitely yours.

不可能，不可能，不可能。我肚子叫过。

No way, no way, no way. My stomach never growls.

你听，是你吧。

Hey listen, it is you!

请问你们这儿有WiFi吗？

Excuse me, do you have WiFi?

什么？

Huh?

有没有无线网络?

Do you have wireless Internet?

哦，有。你有笔记本儿？

Oh, yeah. You have a laptop?

我有。我想上网。

I do. I want to get online.

好的。

OK.

你迟到了。

You're late.

不好意思，不好意思。我又迟到了。

Sorry, sorry.... I'm late again.

你再迟到你就再也别出现了。

If you're late again, don't bother showing up again.

啊，你会弹吉他。你学了多长时间了?

Hey, you can play the guitar. How long have you been learning?

我没学多长时间…… 三个月吧。

I haven't studied long at all... about three months.

啊，弹得真不错。

Ah, you play pretty well.

谢谢。

Thanks.

脱裤子。

Take off your pants.

啊？

Huh?

脱裤子!

Take off your pants!

干什么呀？

What are you doing?

你脱不脱？不脱裤子怎么打针!

If you don't take off your pants, how can I give you a shot?

服务员！

Server!

你好！

Hello!

有火儿吗？

Got a light?

这里不能吸烟。

There's no smoking here.

我不吸烟，我玩儿火！

I'm not smoking. I want to play with fire.

1. Which of the following is not a viable expression in Chinese?

a) 玩音乐

b) 玩钢琴

c) 玩电脑

d) 玩命

2. Which of these verbs can not take 火 as a direct object?

a) 点

b) 放

c) 加

d) 烧

3. The non-smoking section of a restaurant is called what in China?

a) 非吸烟区

b) 抽烟区

c) 不吸区

d) there's no name for it — it doesn't exist

4. Understand Chinese radicals? We think you'll have a good idea of which character that follows has no obvious connection to fire?

a) 烛

b )火

c) 焚

d) 淋

5. Which of the following terms is an improper way to refer to a waitress?

a) 师傅

b) 小姐

c) 服务员

d) 女服务员

Answers: 1- b, 2- c, 3- a, 4- d, 5- d.

咪咪.... 咪咪....

Kitty.... kitty....

过来.... 过来....

Come here.... come on over....

.... 过不过来？

.... are you coming over or not?

啊!

Ouch!

抓我!

Scratched me!

坏蛋！

Bad cat!

1. The arch-rival of the cat in China is known as the:

a) 羊

b) 鸡

c) 狗

d) 鸽子

2. How should you translate, “Come over and lend a hand?”

a) 过来借我一只手

b) 你的手过来了

c) 过来你帮我手

d) 你过来帮个忙吧！

3. Which of the following verbs cannot take 过来 as a complement?

a) 见

b) 看

c) 走

d) 跳

4. Which of the following verbs does not involve the hand (when done properly)?

a) 抓

b) 摸

c) 拿

d) 踢

5. The following words can be used interchangeably with 坏蛋, except for one, which doesn't actually exist. Which is our invented insult?

a) 混球

b) 坏球

c) 蠢猪

d) 混蛋

Answers: 1- c, 2- d, 3- a, 4- d, 5- b.