Last week, we discovered that the burgomaster had some real, live skeleton cats living in his house, along with a real, live wizard! What is this guy's deal? Why does he hate his dad so much? The wizard claims that all is NOT well in Vallaki, which is obvious, but we're not entirely sure all is well in his weird, secret attic room, either.

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Last week, we spent a lot of time making horrible discoveries, investigating rooms, moving bodies, yelling at each other, rendering privies unusable, and yelling at each other more. Then we found a room full of still ghosts. Oh wait, that was important, right? Madame Eva save us all.

Will we figure this shit out? Do any of our listeners still have hope that we're not totally incompetent? Tune in this week and find out what dwells in the attic!

Music by AbBowie Cross and Purple Planet (http://www.purple-planet.com).

The Burgomaster's Mansion. A house of death. And murder. And dead people. And murdered people. Did this somehow turn into a game of Clue? Is Batthwack really Mrs. Peacock? How long before one of the party finds a wrench or a lead pipe?

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Last week, we tried to figure out if the Baroness was trustworthy enough to commit murder for. Will certainly seemed to think so. But will they go through with it? Or will Raphina be successful in convincing the group that we shouldn't kill the baron? We all know what happened at the windmill. We're really good at listening to reason.

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Last week, we sat down to sup with the baron of Vallaki, where we partook of a huge traditional Barovian meal and were offered new jobs in the town guard. A mysterious note begging for help was surreptitiously dropped in Lank's lap - so what are we going to do about it?

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After grilling Rictavio for information on hunting vampires, delving too deeply into the personal lives of wereravens, and hunting through Vallaki in vain for a Blinsky that was uncharacteristically grumpy towards Will, the party decided to accept the Baron's dinner invitation.

At the dinner table, a certain dish was *almost* revealed... what is it?! Are you some kind of foodie? Then join us to find out if we will ever eat anything other than beets in Barovia. Oh, and to see if we suddenly, inexplicably defeat Strahd. (Hint: We totally don't.)

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Last time, the group headed back to Vallaki to bury one of the Martikovs and then did a few things on their own. As Will got a shave and a haircut (two bits!), a comb (it's not just a stick!), and some information about what had been happening while the party was at the Wizard of Wines, the rest of the party discovered they had been invited to a dinner with the burgomaster. Then Will paid a visit to Blinsky and found that the toymaker was having some sort of stupid problem that they'll probably have to fix - other than the problems the guy already has. Man, so many threads! Where are we going next?

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Last time, we encountered Strahd von Zarovich and he was, as usual, a giant pot of stewed asshole. After surviving the encounter and attempting to make Yester Hill a more peaceful place by ridding it of an evil tree, we set off back to Vallaki with a few of Martikovs. Let's see if we can give poor Adrian the respectful sendoff he deserves.

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After we survived the battle of Yester Hill, the giant jerkwad known as Strahd von Zarovich showed up and called us his friends. Join us as we find out how this conversation goes. Hint: We're not his friends.

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'TIS THE BATTLE OF YESTER HILL!

An extra long episode for all of you, full of battle-y goodness.

Music by AbBowie Cross.