After a thoroughly entertaining and distracting performance in the town square, our heroes headed to the coffin maker's shop, wherein they were surprised by a less than pleasant kind of jack in the box. Will they just stuff them back in their crates? Let's find out together, shall we?

Ben TISSOT (www.bensound.com), and Anttu Janhunen (@anttu-janhunen).

We're trying to make our way to the coffin maker's shop, but who knows if we'll ever get there? We seem to get distracted a lot. In this case, we see a kerfuffle in the town square and go to investigate! ... Or help! In all likelihood, we'll just burn the place down, but here's hoping we don't kill EVERY innocent civilian we see.

Music by Abby Cross and the awesome Purple Planet music! http://www.purple-planet.com

Last time, we spent a great long time at a church, interrogating small children and tackling older ones. Better watch out, young people of Vallaki. We're apparently coming for all of you. But now that we may know where the sacred bones of St. Andral are, what are we going to do about it? Will we even make it that far?

Music by Abby Cross and BenSound (http://www.bensound.com/).

So we've all received visions of glory, kindness, good, and evil - some of us from the Morning Lord, and one of us from the Swirly Man. We shall now proceed through the world with greater enlightenment! HahahahahahahahahahaaaaAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, that's such a funny joke that I just made right there. Whew. Up next, we bumble around some more!

Music by Ab-Bowie Cross.

We're off to find a job for Ireena! Or at least we've got to get rid of her, somehow. The church is the thing! And nothing weird or bad or mystical or creepy or magical or scary or fantastical has ever happened at a church, right? We're totally safe. Today will be a normal day.

Music by Abby Cross and Steel Drum Island (https://store.cdbaby.com/cd/carnivalsteeldrumband)

The Blue Water Inn continues to serve up stellar food as our heroes decide what they are going to do next. And who the heck is this colorfully dressed character? How dare he not dress like he is majorly oppressed - i.e. in the Barovian uniform? Music by the bodacious Abby Cross and BenSound (http://www.bensound.com/).

An episode for the gourmand in all of us. It's time to get introduced to some of the delicacies to be had in the town of Vallaki. Prepare your ear buds AND your taste buds!

Music by Abby Cross and by audionautix.com

Will the mysterious ring of stones defeat the party? Will Bernard get addicted to human flesh? Will our adventurers EVER get to Vallaki? Listen in this week as we seek out answers to these eternal questions!

Music by Ab-Bowie Cross

We're finally free of... whatever those creatures in the windmill were. "Ladies?" Riiight. Now witness what the group decides to do in the aftermath of getting beat up by these child-pie-selling abominations.

Music by Ab-Bowie Cross and BenSound (http://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music)

Last week, we were still locked in battle within the decrepit old windmill outside of Vallaki. Will we survive? Possibly. Is our DM lawful evil? Probably. Should we have listened to Raphina? Absolutely.

Music by Abby Cross and Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com, licensed under creative commons).