Porpoise Crispy (A Satire)

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #7 Episode #6 Baltimore, MarylandCurated by Ian Joaquin 

April 7, 2017

Another View Point Cornelius Point Milk That Thang PowerSolo The Real Sound The Story Of My Life Pere Ubu Story Of My Life 

         The story of my last episode

Telephone Thing The Fall Extricate Mr. Egyptian         Jon Wayne Texas Funeral Dating Days Violent Femmes 3 

         Poetry Corner with Jackson Newberry

Rossini: The Thieving Magpie [Abridged] Wendy Carlos A Clockwork Orange

         Poetry Corner with Jackson Newberry

Wheelchair Epidemic The Jesus Lizard Bang 1/2 Dead Rudimentary Peni Death Church Wot's For Lunch, Mum? (Not Beans Again!) The Shapes Songs For Sensible People Banana Gorgon Child Bite Fantastic Gusts of Blood Surfing Mood of Defiance In A Box

         The story of this episode

The pCrispy is only an hour of music so I know you've got time to enjoy to these bad boys of the Internets: 

The Westerino ShowConcrete Lunch Podcast Japanese Passport Funkytown XRP Radio  The Aperture  Radio Bash.o (Graeme and Hiyori's Radio Show)

Travel with your music and go do something positive for the earth, for the community, for your neighbor.

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #7 Episode #5 Rio De Janeiro, BrazilCurated by Ron 

April 2, 2017

And This Day The Fall Hex Enduction Hour Soi Cowboy Sun City Girls 330,003 Crossdressers From Beyond the Rig Veda            Time Isn't On My Side Polvo Today's Active Lifestyles Pig Ankle Strut Red Krayola Singles Lazy Low I Could Live In Hope 

            Ron looks back to our Christmas show

To Parter Butthole Surfers Rembrandt Pussyhorse Winged Rumour Look Blue Go Purple Compilation Yu Gung Pussy Galore Sugarshit Sharp Pop Tones Public Image Limited Metal Box 

            Carrie Fisher provides acting secrets

Harborcoat R.E.M. Reckoning Vitamin C Can Ege Bamyasi This Town Ain't Big Enough For Us Sparks Kimono My House 

            A Look Back on the last hour          

The pCrispy is only an hour of music so I know you've got time to enjoy to these bad boys of the Internets: 

The Westerino ShowConcrete Lunch Podcast Japanese Passport Funkytown XRP Radio  The Aperture  Radio Bash.o (Graeme and Hiyori's Radio Show) 

Travel with your music and go do something positive for the earth, for the community, for your neighbor.

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #7 Episode #4 Dublin, Ireland

Curated by Sam Hammich

 December 24, 2016 (This Year is almost over!!! But will 2017 be better or worse? Should we be complaining?)

Santa Dog – The Residents         Interspersed throughout podcast:           Fire           Explosion           Lightening           Aircraft Damage Run Rudolph Run – Lemmy Kilmister Another Yuletide Occasion of Celebratory – Robotuner's Insignificant Podcast 

         I'm A Christmas Tree

I'm Afraid of Americans – David Bowie The Season for Treason – Bring Back the Guns Graveyard – The Melvins Work – Rest – Play –Die – The SubhumansWhite Punks on Dope – The Tubes 

         Remember that Thanksvegan Feast?

Hound Dog – Big Mama Thorton The Whale Has Swallowed Me – JB Lenoir with Fred Below Israelites – Desmond Dekkar Pop Muzik – M

The pCrispy is only a half hour of music so I know you've got time to enjoy to these bad boys of the Internets:  

The Westerino ShowConcrete Lunch Podcast Japanese Passport Funkytown XRP Radio  The Aperture  Radio Bash.o (Graeme and Hiyori's Radio Show)

Travel with your music and go do something positive for the earth, for the community, for your neighbor.

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #7 Episode #3 Indianapolis, IndianaCurated by Sam Hammich 

November 24, 2016 (HAPPY THANKSVEGAN!!!)

Nonalignment Pact Pere Ubu The Modern Dance Vegan Thanksgiving GreyUncle Sam Says Josh White ABC Of The Blues War Henry Cow 

     Mr. Ed Theme          Frank Zappa - Devil Worshipper     Emeht De .Rm

     Last episode in small pill form

Everyday Life Tragicomedy Homage to Nada Hey Old Lady/Bert's Song Hampton Grease Band Music To Eat 

     My mule don't like to be messed with

Toilet Paper Currency deep Snapper Deities of the Antihistamines Demos Party Favors (Crank Dat Funkytown Cha Cha Cha) (featuring Berto G.)       Tornup x Yandon Collider Scope (Ephemeral Hangs)You're Dead Norma Tanega What We Do In the Shadows        

The pCrispy is only a half hour of music so I know you've got time to enjoy to these bad boys of the Internets: 

The Westerino ShowConcrete Lunch PodcastJapanese Passport Funkytown XRP Radio  The Aperture  Radio Bash.o (Graeme and Hiyori's Radio Show) 

Travel with your music and go do something positive for the earth, for the community, for your neighbor.

Porpoise Crispy Podcast Volume #7 Episode #2 Denver, ColoradoCurated by Ian Joaquin

November 23, 2016 

     The Episode Opens with the closing of the previous episode

Kickin' Back Beachbuggy Sport Fury   Microtonic Wave Pinback Offcell EP    Pappy Check        Medeski Martin & Wood Uninvisible 

     Bongo Reading Time: William Burroughs' The Soft Machine

Happy Birthday The Birthday Party Hits Snail Shell They Might Be Giants John Henry Scientific Proof Tragicomedy Homage to Nada Nerdcore Rising MC Frontalot Nerdcore Rising   

     Read the last page first

The pCrispy is only a half hour of music so I know you've got time to enjoy to these bad boys of the Internets: 

The Westerino ShowConcrete Lunch Podcast Japanese Passport Funkytown XRP Radio  The Aperture  Radio Bash.o (Graeme and Hiyori's Radio Show)

Travel with your music and go do something positive for the earth, for the community, for your neighbor.

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #7 Episode #1Lisbon, PortugalCurated by Sam Hammich

January 1, 2016 

     The Episode Opens with the closing of the previous episode 

1.  Mr. P.C. John Coltrane Giant Steps

     Sidney Can’t Find Anything to Watch on TV

2.  Grave City Stick Men With Ray Guns Grave City3.  Lovely’s Slideshow Acrylics Cassette Self Release4.  Amy Carter Pocket Fishrmen 7”5.  Decadence Nots We Are Nots6.  Skin Drips Scratch Acid The Greatest Gift

     Ted Cruz Doesn’t Have a Single Working Brain Cell

7.  Grown So Ugly Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Safe as Milk8.  The Michael Jordan Of Drunk Driving Andrew Jackson Jihad Knife Man9.  Get Busy Too Many Zooz F Note10.  Bread Thief Bei Ru A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night11.  Weapon Ten Volt Shock 6null312.  Inside the Line Warsaw (Joy Division) Warsaw

     Killer Mike in Atlanta

13.  (Bloody Paw on the) Kill Floor Busdriver Roadkillovercoat14.  Kent's Theme The Celibate Rifles Platters du Jour15.  Tanya Tucker By James Hall, Jim Troglen and Eric McFadden

     Read the last page first

I’m only an hour of music so I know you’ve got time to enjoy to these bad boys of the Internets: 

Concrete Lunch Podcast Japanese Passport Funkytown XRP Radio  The Aperture  Radio Bash.o (Graeme and Hiyori’s Radio Show)

Travel with your music and go do something positive for the earth, for the community, for your neighbor.

Porpoise Crispy Podcast

Volume #6 Episode #8

Hamulus (a very merry Chrispmas)

Curated by Jace Winston

December 23, 2015

1. Canarsie Frank Zappa Shut Up N Play Yer Guitar

            Captain Cabinets

1. Broasted Nels Cline Trio Silencer
2. Times Square Ornette Coleman Of Human Feelings
3. Good For/At Nothing Violent Femmes Happy New Year
4. A Self Called Nowhere They Might Be Giants John Henry
5. Donna Lee The GRP All-Star Big Band Live In Studio
6. Dream of San Pedro Dos Justamente Tres
7. Mr. Green Genes Frank Zappa The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life
8. Yoda Meets The Mr. Men Dan Greenpeace & DJ Yoda Unthugged
9. Long Arm Wall Of Voodoo The Index Masters
10. Filet Of Sole The Dead Milkmen Big Lizard in My Backyard
11. Hello Young Lovers J.J. Johnson Blue Trombone

            T’was The Week Before Chrispmas

1. Sinus Mats/Morgan Band Thank You For Flying With Us

            Something Unlaughable but laughable

1. Dairymaids’ Lament Red Krayola God Bless Red Krayola And All Who Sail With It
2. The Butcher The Residents The Gingerbread Man
3. Insecticide Fad Gadget Fireside Favourites

Happy Birthday to both Frank Zappa And Mike Watt this previous week. Listen to the Chrispmas episodes from last year as well. You may be further entertained.

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #6 Episode #7LunateCurated by Sam Hammich

December 14, 2015

1.  Safe and Sound East Bay Ray and the Killer Smiles s/t2.  Disposable Dream Citizen Fish Psychological Background Reports3.  Too Much Chicken Macka B Never Played A 45     Maximum Deniability?

4.  Denial Miles Davis & Sonny Rollins Dig (w. Sonny Rollins)5.  Grown Men Business Mos Def Mos Def EP

     Only A Golden Retriever for Company

6.  Golden Surf II Pere Ubu Carnival of Souls7.  Janitor Suburban Lawns Suburban Lawns

     I Was Awkward

8.  Houdini Cuz Tamatebako9.  What A Waste Sonic Youth Rather Ripped

     Never a Waste: Porpoise Crispy Volume 6 Number 6

10.  It's expected I'm gone Stanford Prison Experiment Stanford Prison Experiment

     We Talked About Girls

11.  Lawman Girl Band The Early Years12.  Ain’t Right The Sound Defects The Iron Horse

     More Convincing Than America

13.  Your Mouth Frank Zappa Waka/Jawaka14.  Fill a Void Gray Matter Food for Thought/Take It Back15.  One Chapter in the Book Minutemen What Makes a Man Start Fires?

     I Lack the Single Mindedness

16.  Takin' My Love The Jam In The City

     Weren’t You Even Listening?

I’m only an hour of music so I know you’ve got time to enjoy to these bad boys of the Internets: 

Concrete Lunch Podcast Japanese PassportFunkytownXRP Radio The Aperture Radio Bash.o (Graeme and Hiyori’s Radio Show)

The nice thing about music is that it can travel. Unlike your TV. So travel with your music and go do something positive for the earth, for the community, for your neighbor!!!                                                    

Porpoise Crispy Podcast

Volume #6 Episode #6

Pisiform

Curated by Jace Winston

December 2, 2015

1. In The Woods Dark Meat Universal Indians
2. The Midnight Nambla Turbonegro Darkness Forever
3. Barely Legal The Strokes Is This It
4. The Contender Menahan Street Band Make The Road By Walking
5. Anti-Misogyny Maneuver fIREHOSE Flyin’ The Flannel
6. Intellectuals Rocking For Women Pocket Fishermen Future Gods Of Rock
7. Franken-Bitch Yona-Kit Yona-Kit LP
8. A Cottage For Sale Billy Eckstine 65 Hits
9. Break Into A Run/Rainbows Citizen Fish Free Souls In A Trapped Environment
10. Let It Burn Laughing Hyenas Life Of Crime
11. Teen Strap Party Evil Mothers Crossdresser

            Who Is This God Person Anyway (with Douglas Adams)

1. Insinuation The Folk Implosion Dare To Be Surprised
2. Hayride Mule If I Don’t Six
3. War Horsies Circus Devils Sgt. Disco
4. Chubb Sub Medeski Martin & Wood Friday Afternoon in the Universe

Eisenhower For President

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #6 Episode #5TriquetrumCurated by Sam HammichNovember 26, 2015 

1. Indians Storm The Government Paul Leary The History Of Dogs
2. Wha Me Eat Macka B More Knowledge
3. Holidays In The Sun The Sex Pistols Nevermind The Bollocks…
4. California Über Alles Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables

            Thankful for Kurt Vonnegut

1. Poppy Cock Rudimentary Peni Death Church
2. Having Children Early Lines Early Lines Are Tired Beasts
3. Autopilot deep Snapper A Drowning Man Can Pull You Under
4. Losing The Battle Birth to Burial The Color Of Paint
5. Barstow Ship- To City Deployment Songs
6. With a Finger Tame... Tame and Quiet Fight In Words
7. Threnody- For the Victims of the Unicorn Ninjas Errors of Metabolism Bugs in the Human Hardware
8. Glaucoma Squelch's Love is the Problem
9. Talk Dirty Boxcar Satan Trouble All Its Own

             Thankful for Josh and Shawn hosting our last show       

1. Everybody Stand Together Jabbering Trout Jabbering Trout
2. Thanksgiving Day Johnny Dowd Wrong Side of Memphis

             Thankful for you!

I’m only an hour of music so I know you’ve got time to enjoy to these bad boys of the Internets: 

Concrete Lunch Podcast Robotuner's Insignificant PodcastJapanese PassportFunkytownXRP Radio The Aperture Radio Bash.o (Graeme and Hiyori’s Radio Show) 

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