Porpoise Crispy (A Satire)

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #6 Episode #4TrapezoidCurated by Shawn and JoshSeptember 27, 2015 

So with the 2nd job I took and training for the Ironman races and family stuff and this and that, oh, and trying to find time to sleep I have been super lax in getting the shows off in a timely manner. So I am in Boston for a work conference for I week and staying at the Friend Street Hostel because one week there is the same as one night in a Boston hotel. Dude checking me in has a tattoo on his left volar wrist of the black sheep from the Out of Step E.P. by Minor Threat. So I just said, “Hey you wanna do a podcast?” I’ve been wanting to have guest hosts since Jace and I started this thing and he was like, ***fist bump***, and his co-worker Josh was there and they did the following episode. I hope they enjoyed doing it as much as I had putting this together.   I gave them a list of songs to choose from. I didn’t pick any of the 110 songs available except with the hint that we do Zappa a lot. Josh was insistent on the Kid Cudi song, which I appreciate because it’s different than from my typical patterns and in the words of Shawn (which I don’ t think made the final edit) you’ve got to come out of your comfort zone.

This is the first episode created on the laptop only and I think there are some volume issues. I’ve tried to fix it. Hence the show is a little shorter than normal but that’s ok too. Leave people wanting for more.

Introducing Shawn

1. Yes, I Confess Black Eyes Black Eyes
2. New York Telephone Conversation Lou Reed Transformer
3. Zoloft Ween Quebec
4. I'm The Slime Frank Zappa Zappa In New York
5. I Hate Hate Cornelius Point
6. Suimasen Blonde Redhead In An Expression Of The Inexpressible
7. Rah! Rah! Replica Bikini Kill Singles

     Remember the last show?

Introducing Josh

1. Ms. Fat Booty Mos Def Black on Both Sides
2. The Bomb The Pharcyde Humboldt Beginnings
3. Love Kid Cudi Soundcloud

        Remember this show?

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Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #6 Episode #3HamateCurated by Sam HammichSeptember 3, 2015

1.  Penguin in Bondage Frank Zappa Road Tapes, Venue #2 – Helsinki 2.  Dognapper  Record Hop  Record Hop 3.  How Can You Tell  The Nervebreakers We Want Everything4.  (I'm) Stranded  The Saints (I'm) Stranded5.  Wot's For Lunch, Mum? (Not Beans Again!)  Shapes  Songs For Sensible People 

     A Non-Plussed Interview with the Minutemen from 1981

     Jace’s One Year of PCP Celebratio

6.  Sunrise  Kasabian  Empire7.  Mercy  Wire  Chairs Missing8.  Bye-Ya  Thelonious Monk Thelonius Monk9.  Writer’s Block Fatlip  Whats Up Fatlip? 

      Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?

10.  Politely  Art Blakey & The Jazz Messengers The Big Beat11.  Sacrifice  Melvins  Lysol12.  Killing an Arhat  Gnomes of Zurich 33rd Degree Burns13.  Adam Wakes Up  Country Teasers Science Hat Artistic Cube Moral Nosebleed Empire           

     The end of the beginning of year two                                                  

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Volume #6 Episode #2

Capitate

Curated by Jace Winston

August 14, 2015

1.  Corporate World  The Dust Brothers  Fight Club

            Aren’t You?

2.  Navy Nurse  The Fiery Furnaces  Widow City

3.  Stranger To Himself  Traffic  John Barleycorn Must Die

4.  obb  Baaba  Disco Externo

            Political Ad of the LA 70s

5.  I Found That Essence Rare  Gang Of Four  Entertainment!

6.  How Wrong You Are  Boston Spaceships  Zero to 99

7.  Water On Mars  Boy With A Fish  I Put My Tongue On The Window

8.  Oasis  Charles Fambrough, Kenny Garrett  Battle Of Saxes

9.  Hittin' The Brix  YAM  Kick Out The YAMs       

10.  Violent School  The Dead Milkmen  Big Lizard in My Backyard

11.  Super 8  Year of the Bear  Super 8 - That Violent Light 7"

            Frank  Zappa Wants You To Buy Pink Floyd Records

12.  Cymbaline  Pink Floyd  More

            The Scafoid And Why We Have It

13.  All Around Man  Bo Carter  Banana In Your Fruit Basket

14.  Mother People/Sofa No. 2  Inventionis Mater  Does Humor Belong In Classical Music?

            1st Anniversary Synopsis

15.  Navy Nurse  The Fiery Furnaces  Remember [Live]

It’s the 1st year anniversary of porpoise crispy and we’d like to thank all of the supporters and listeners and fellow curators who are contributing to the local music scene and all around knowledge and wisdom of the thing called music.

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #6 Episode #1ScaphoidCurated by Sam Hammich

August 5, 2015

     How We Ended Last Week 

1.  Doomspringa Melkbelly Pennsylvania2.  Ghetto Of Eden  King Champion Sounds Songs For The Golden Hour3.  The Kids Will Grow Up To Be Assholes  The pAper chAse Now You Are One Of Us

     The Housewife's Trial 

4. Things Can Only Get Better  Howard Jones The Definitive 12'' Collection5.  Easy Heaven (The Cure vs. The Commodores) Brat Productions6.  Minor Threat  Your Dad  We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat7.  I Walk On Guilded Splinters Johnny Jenkins Ton-Ton Macoute!8.  United States of Whatever  Liam Lynch Fake Songs9.  Space Invader The Pretenders Pretenders 

     Texas Style Deposition

10.  Holhumaday  El Flaco  Thub11.  Meat Crimes  The Meatmen Crippled Children Suck EP12.  Old Pervert  The Soft Boys  Underwater Moonlight

     Zappa’s Bodyguard John Smothers

13.  Do the Dog The Specials The Specials14.  The Whole Thing Over Faraquet single 

            How We Ended This Week 

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Volume #5 Episode #10

Assimilation Via Boarding Schools

Curated by Jace Winston

July 29, 2015

1.  Eisenpferde  Achim Reichel  Autovision

2.  Codine  The Charlatans  Nuggets: Original Artyfacts From The First Psychedelic Era

3.  Waiting For The Man  David Bowie  Demo

            Howard Dean Screams

4.  Drum Solo  Vinnie Colaiuta  Live 1978

5.  Big Deal  Charly Ventura  Battle Of Saxes Vol. 1

6.  Bigtrash Island  Pataphysics

7.  There's Too Many Irons In The Fire  Cardiacs  A Little Man And A House And The Whole World Window

8.  Strange Rituals  Maston

            Your Sports Addiction

9.  The Cherry Garden Of Jimi Hendrix  Yuri Morozov  The Cherry Garden Of Jimi Hendrix

10.  Think About It, Think Think About It  Flight of The Conchords  HBO One Night Stand

11.  Many Demons  Netza  Bad Odds

12.  Opus No. 1  Tommy Dorsey Radio Days Soundtrack

13.  Losing Game  Nolls Losing Game / Here Before 7"

14.  Green-Eyed Lady  Sugarloaf  Billboard  Top Rock & Roll Hits: 1970

15.  Triage  Dennis Gonzalez   Renegade Spirits

            Let’s Take A Break with Chuck Palahnuik

16.  Ghosts Of American Astronauts  The Mekons  So Good It Hurts

17.  Blackbird (The Beatles)  Adrian Belew  Jazz Beatles 2

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Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #5 Episode #9

The Innocent Fun Of Grave RobbingCurated by Sam HammichJuly 15, 2015

1.  We Live In Brooklyn Roy Ayers Ubiquity He’s Coming

     The Band Leader

2.  Bakai John Coltrane Prestige 71053.  Frantic Dos Dos y Dos

     The Masseuse

4.  Barstow Ship- To City Deployment Songs5.  Replicant (Live) Blank-Men6.  Mr. Sexypants Party Static My Cat Doesn’t Like That (EP)       

     The Stoner

7.  Lemmon 714 Bad Blonde Caffeine Daze EP8.  Elektronik Supersonik Zlad!9.  Habanera Lord of the Yum Yum10.  Love Buzz Shocking Blue At Home11.  Somethin' That Means Jay Deelicious The Delicious Vinyl Years Disc 2

     The Young Podcaster

12.  My Machines Battles Gloss Drop13.  Real Woman Poison Girls Songs of Praise14.  Sit Down, Silly! Flux Information Sciences Private/Public15.  The Wanderer  Diesel Queens Hooked on Moronics

     The Old Podcaster

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Volume #5 Episode #8

Theft Of Geronimo’s Skull Curated by Jace Winston

July 8, 2015

1.  Shiver Me Timbers  Zoogz Rift  Island Of Living Puke

2.  Nixon's Binoculars  Eat  It's Not The Eat, It's The Humidity

Jeb Bush’s Brother Created ISIS (Imagine That)

I Don't Want to Hear Politics on Podcast

3.  Circle Sky  The Monkees  Head

4.  Breakfast In The Ruins  Boxcar Satan  Trouble All Its Own

5.  Casa Del Sol  Grahame Rhodes  Jazz Improv Vol. 6 No. 1

            She Was Too Stoned To Know What I Was Talking About

6.  Pay No Mind  Beck + F.Lips  Beck + Flaming Lips Live 10-14-02

7.  A Real Mother For Ya  Johnny Guitar Watson  A Real Mother For Ya

8.  I Lost On Jeopardy  Weird Al Yankovic  In 3-D

9.  Below The Bassline Ernest Ranglin Music From The Coffee Lands

10.  Boffin' In The Coffin  Candy Van  Trippin' At Drac's

            Last Week’s Hump Day (Of The Year) Podcast In A Nutshell

11. Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)  Kenny Rogers & The First Edition  The First Edition

12.  Genius of Love  Tom Tom Club  Tom Tom Club

13.  Light Dear Japanther  Beets, Limes, And Rice

14.  Speak Slow  Bud Shank  Battle Of Saxes Vol. 2

15.  Dick On A Case  Carter Burwell  Big Lebowski OST

            Lost Again On The Island Of Living Puke

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #5 Episode #7The Burke Act And US CitizenshipCurated by Sam Hammich

July 1, 2015

1.  Royal March from LHistoire Du Soldat Frank Zappa Make a Jazz Noise Here2.  Off Minor  Thelonious Monk Thelonious Monk with John Coltrane3.  Quicksilver Art Blakey Quintet A Night at Birdland4.  We Are Made of Places The Ex & Brass Unbound Enormous Door5.  Number 7 fIREHOSE Mr. Machinery Operator 

Ray Bradbury predicts the future

6.  Ain't No Corndogs When She's Gone Loco Gringos7.  Nervous Big Boys The Fat Elvis8.  Come On In the Water's Fine Spleen Cassette9.  Perserverences Ninety Pound Wuss Ninety Pound Wuss10.  Catwalker The Diodes Action-Reaction11.  Joe Louis Is a Fightin' Man The Dixieaires Joe Louis: An American Hero12.  Penny Arcade Theme MC Frontalot demo13.  From the Nursery Wire Chairs Missing14.  Temptation Half Japanese Hello15.  Suspended Time Les Thugs Still Hungry 

Ray Bradbury imagines a discussion between Poe and Dickens talking about when the Martians come.

In case you missed last week’s episode

16.  It Doesn't Matter Adam and the Ants 1977-87 Demos Volume 1

That Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger

17.  Mental Tax  deep Snapper Into the Ugly

 In case you missed this week’s episode

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Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #5 Episode #6The Indian Child Welfare Act Of 1978Curated by Sam Hammich

June 23, 2015 

1.  Robot Children (Do You Love Your)  Patrick Cowley & Jorge Socarras  Catholic2.  Galactic Biology  Toxic Water Debut Cassette3.  Black Tent   Sun City Girls  1st Album4.  Call Any Vegetable  The Mothers of Invention  Absolutely Free 

     Andy Warhol Interview 1971     Porpoise Crispy #35 2015

5.   It's Expected I'm Gone  Tortoise & Bonnie 'Prince' Billy  The Brave and the Bold6.   Mental Ward  The Dickies  The Incredible Shrinking Dickies7.   I Against I  Bad Brains  I Against I8.   Alternative Ulster  Stiff Little Fingers  Wanna Buy A Bridge?9.   If You See Kay  The Poster Children  Daisychain Reaction10.  Lime-Away  Steel Pole Bath Tub  Butterfly Love

     Hot Pepper Challenge – Harmonizator     Everyone Is Now Dumber11.  Panama Reggie Watts A.V. Club

12.  Forensic Shimmy  Wugazi  13 Chambers13.  Smoke Some Weed Ice Cube  Laugh Now, Cry Later14.  Where We At  Method Man / Redman  Blackout!15.  Pass the Dutchie  Musical Youth  The Youth of Today

      Porpoise Crispy #36 2015

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Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #5 Episode #5The Cherokee StripCurated by Sam Hammich

June 16, 2015 

     I like anarchism                

1.  Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus  Frank Zappa  The Grand Wazoo2.  Click Clack  Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band  The Spotlight Kid 

     I like tacos

3.  Hindlopp Stat  of Montreal  Daughter of Cloud4.  Sugar On My Tongue  Talking Heads  Talking Heads: 77 

     I like last week’s PCP episode

5.  Carry On My Wayward Son Gwar A.V. Undercover

     I like cold cuts

6.  Elephant Rifle  Buzz Rodeo SPORTS7.  Planefight for the Masses  Tiger Shower Caps  Tiger Shower Caps 

     I like Ornette Coleman

8.  Matador Ornette Coleman Sound Grammar

     I like Christopher Lee

9.   Nervous Curtains  All Yesterday's Parties Out of Sync and Time

     I like Dusty Rhodes

10.  You Was Born To Die  Blind Willie McTell  Statesboro Blues – The Early Years 1927-1935

     I like this week’s PCP episode   

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