Porpoise Crispy (A Satire)

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #3 Episode #10You Gotta Have A Hood For Your Engine

Curated by Sam Hammich

February 11, 2015 

Support your local artists whether sounds, pictures, or words.  If not you, then who? Shout out to Funkytown and Japanese Passport podcasts, Fort Worth-O-Plex  Music and Black Cat Music.  Check out Westerino Comix and support these projects: A Wailing of a Town and The Dicks from Texas.

The hugest thanks to Gentlemen Skeletons for letting me hang with them and bask in their wonderful presence.  You must see them live at your very next opportunity!

Tonight what heights we'll hit, on with the show this is it.

1.  The Gala Event  Beastie Boys  The Mix Up2.  Afrirampo Afrirampo  URUSA In Japan3.  Interceptor  Ten Volt Shock  Ten Volt Shock4.  With Friends Like You  Fang  Landshark5.  Jehovah’s Witness  Grim Klone Band  Killed By Death #106.  The Way It Is  Vegan Reich  Hardline7.  Bus Thru The Barrier  Klaus Flouride  Because I Say So8.  This Night Has Opened My Eyes  The Smiths  Louder Than Bombs 

     GENTLEMEN SKELETONS INTERVIEW          Gentlemen feat. Phil Brewer Live           Lunar Love feat. Phil Brewer Live

9.    Paper Mache Hearts  Gentlemen Skeletons10.  My Love Is A Fuse  The Blurries  Paper Cuts11.  The Illustrator  Tre Orsi  No 712.  Sea Stormy Weather  Silver Arrows Go to Williamsburg13.  Instant Hit  The Slits  Cut14.  Pedestrian At Best  Courtney Barnett Sometimes I Sit and Think, And Sometimes I Just Sit15.  Sway  Rosemary Clooney & Perez Prado  A Touch Of Tabasco 

            The Memory of Volume 3 Episode 9            The Sweet Dreams of Volume 3 episode 10

Porpoise Crispy Podcast

Volume #3 Episode #9

Keep Your Guitar In A Dark Place

Curated by Jace Winston

February 5, 2015

            The Real Definition Of Happiness

1.  Stolen Moments Carmen Rae/ Betty Carter 1996 Album Duets: Live 2.  Tehran The Muckers Tehran 3.  Troublemaker Pillowfight At Wiggly World

4.  Crazy Moon Hot Brass Kazoo / Crazy Moon 5.  Quiero La Noche Marvin Hamlisch Bananas OST

6. Melanie Davis Supergrass In It For The Money 7.  New Orleens Underwater Helicopter Tour Butt-naked Gunshot Wounds

8.  Ragged Agenda Trans Am The Red Line

9.  Sir, Yes Sir Tomahawk  Tomahawk 10.  CommencementBlack Eyes Cough

11.  Drop The Brass Weird Together

12.  Dull Day The Birthday Party Prayers On Fire

13.  David Bowie Wants Ideas Bongwater Double Bummer

14.  The Adventures Of Pee Pee The Sailor Bad Livers Delusion Of Banjer

15.  New York's Alright If You Like Saxaphones Fear New Wave Theater

16.  Ain’t This The Life Oingo Boingo Urgh! OST

17.  I've Been Tired Pixies Come On Pilgrim

18.  T’Mershi Duween Mats & Morgan 5/1/88

19. Baader Puff: (from On Air w/Guests) TRUM Mats/Morgan Band

            Back Through The Looking Glass: A Look At V3E8

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #3 Episode #8

Don't wipe the sweat off your instrument

Curated by Sam Hammich

January 28, 2015

Conversation from Sunday:

FG:  Your podcast is called Porpoise Crispy?  Kind of a cruel title, don’t you think?

PC:  It’s meant to be satire.  You wouldn’t eat a porpoise, would you?  Why not?  Because they are cute guys, smart, and entertaining.  What’s makes any difference from a tuna, or a lobster, or a crab?  Same goes for land animals.  You wouldn’t eat your dog or cat?  So why do you eat pigs and cows?  Dogs and cats if prepared right are probably just as delicious.

I’m not trying to be preachy or turn you into me.  I’m just explaining the title of the podcast.  Satire.   KRS-One, what do you think?

Now if you’re not too depressed – here’s the program:

     I won both of them...

1.  Teeth  Bryan Baker This Morning Day

     I can’t sing…

2.  Get Real Paid  Beck  Midnite Vultures

     ...are there immoral porpoises?

3.  Splooge Star Pimp Treasure Trail4.  The Spy Gray Matter Food for Thought/Take It Back5.  That Man Will Not Hang McLusky  The Difference Between Me And You Is That I'm Not On Fire6.  Tonto Bezhig Change Your Ways7.  Blue Rol No. 2 (Live Version)  Rahsaan Roland Kirk Live Montreaux

     And in first place for best yellow journalism…

8. Eyjafjallajökull BASH.O @ Pooca Bar, Hamburg9.  In the Afternoon Pillowfight Pillowfight 

     That’s not a porpoise…

10.  Pets in Hell Dust Congress Violitionist Sessions11.  Bat Macumba Of Montreal Red Hot + Rio 212.  City Rising From The Ashes feat. Mike Patton  Deltron 3030  Event 213.  My Philosophy  Boogie Down Productions  By All Means Necessary14.  No One Likes a Grumpy Cripple – Rumah Sakit – Live San Francisco Bottom of the Hill 

     Reanimator – Volume 3 Episode 7

15.  Radios in Motion XTC White Music

     Master this episode in 40 seconds

Porpoise Crispy Podcast

Volume #3 Episode #7

Always Carry A Church Key

Curated by Jace Winston

January 21, 2015

1.  Neil Hagerty Meets Jon Spencer In A Non-Alcoholic Bar (Live Radio Session) (Recorded Live At Kcrw) Pavement Brighten the Corners: Nicene Creedence Ed. 2.  The Sad Punk Pixies Trompe Le Monde 3.  Part One Of The Cowboy Trilogy Sean Lennon Into the Sun

4.  Return of the Sacred Crab The Soft Boys Can Of Bees 5.  Ono Soul Thurston Moore Psychic Hearts

6.  Half Soundgarden Superunknown 7.  Just Like `Paris Texas' Stephen Rennicks Frank (Music and Songs by Stephen Rennicks)

8.  Murder by Numbers Sting (FZ) Broadway the Hard Way

            A Quite Dramatic Business

9.  Warning Sign (Ft. Adrian Belew) Talking Heads Capitol Theatre 11/4/80 10.  Charlie Brown The Coasters Dementia 2000!: Dr. Demento's 30th Anniversary Collection       

11.  The Royal March; A Soldier's Tale Chicago Pro Musica

12.  Another Generation Fishbone Fishbone

13.  Too Much Too Young [Live] Special AKA The Singles Collection

14.  The Owl Pong Bubble City

15.  Youth Culture Killed My Dog They Might Be Giants They Might Be Giants

            Kickin’ Back merged:  Volume 3 Episode 6

16.  Biting Dog Violent Squid Violent Squid & Forbes/Young/Gonzalez SPLIT LP

17.  Berto down the hill (and into the rabbit hole) on his skateboard The Nitch Pickens Nitch Pickens // Joy Sores Split

18.  I'm A Fly The Vandals When In Rome Do As The Vandals

19.  Condemnation Deep Jimi And The Zep Creams Deep Jimi And The Zep Creams

Porpoise Crispy Podcast

Volume #3 Episode #6

Never point your guitar at anyone

Curated by Sam Hammich

January 14, 2015

1.  Kickin' Back  Beachbuggy  Sport Fury 2.  Try Me Out  KaitO  band red  3.  Definitive Gaze  Magazine  Rough Trade Shops: Post Punk 01

4.  Why Should I Love You  R. Stevie Moore  Glad Music

I like my eggs with a knife to my neck

5.  Gary Gilmore's Eyes  The Adverts  D.I.Y.: Anarchy In The UK

6.  Grief is Very Private  Desperate Bicycles  Another Commercial Venture 7.  Octopus  Syd Barrett  The Madcap Laughs

8.  Bangoon  Cannonball Adderley  Somethin' Else

9.  So What  Crass  The Feeding of the 5000 10.  Theme from Sparta F.C.  The Fall  Live Oslo

            Have you found my jacket?                                                 

11.  You Never Lose Control  Slobbery Dognose   A walk on by dog film                                                                                                                      

Napalm Death’s number one fan

12.  Shia LaBeouf  Rob Cantor Live

            Volume 3 Episode 5 Reanimated

13.  Twenty-Nine Dollars  Tom Waits  Blue Valentine

14.  Big Maybelle  Whole 'Lotta Shakin Goin On  7” b/w One Monkey Don't Stop No Show - 1955

15.  Little Cream Soda  The White Stripes  Icky Thump

            In Remembrance:  Volume 3 Episode 6         

Porpoise Crispy Podcast

Volume #3 Episode #5

If You're Guilty Of Thinking, You're Out

Curated by Jace Winston

January 7, 2015

1. The Vice & Virture Ministry The Happy Bullets Vice & Virture Ministry                           

2. No Way Out Sebadoh Bubble And Scrape

3. Frenzy Screamin' Jay Hawkins Voodoo Jive

4. Bird Trigger/Chouettes Blurt Pagan Strings

5. Freezing to Death Collick Demos 2012

6. Misty Mnt. Hip-Hop feat. Illicit D, Kid Brash, and Emmanuel Profit Tornup Medicinal Fretwork

7.  The Hour of (Your) Annihalation Can Can Heads butter Life

8.  Bingo Masters Breakout The Fall Early Fall

9. Souveniers Django Reinhardt Verve Jazz Masters 38

            What Really Makes Life Worth Living?

10. Mountain Man Dinosaur Jr. Dinosaur

11. Your Sex Is Pet Stationary Odyssey Physical Education

12. Uglatto Devo Hardcore Devo Vol. 1: 74-77 

13. Queen Bitch Seu Jorge The Life Aquatic Studio Sessions

14. Gringo Mora Collective Dreamy Soundz: Jazz Confusion

15. Smash the Magnavox The Blue Meanies Full Throttle

16.  I Am There While You Choke On Me Blonde Redhead La Mia Vita Violenta

17. Losing The Battle Birth to Burial the Color Of Paint

18. The Long Road Home D. Boon And Richard Derrick D. Boon And Friends

19. Beach Murder Mystery The Bambi Molesters Dumb Loud Hollow twang

20. Picasso' Last Words (Drink To Me) Paul

McCartney & Wings Band On The Run

             Double Synopses with the New Year's Eve Podcast

Also Including: Jet;Lola;Queen Of The Highway;

Screw; Car Thief Demo; Effigy

Porpoise Crispy Podcast

Volume #3 Episode #4

Walk With the Devil.

Curated by Sam Hammich

December 31, 2014

1. Sitar Beat Klaus Doldinger Indian Style Heavy Funk Vol. 1                            

            Black Randy Speaks

2. He Is, She Is Mission Of Burma The Horrible Truth About Burma

3. Africa The Meters Rejuvenation

            Miles Davis’ Opinion on Contemporary Musik

4. Caught, Can We Get A Witness? Public Enemy It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back

5.  From DJ Frantic's Acid Files Clever Monkeys

6.  My Last Cigarette The Freek Out Please Play At Maximum Volume

7.  Feu Thérèse Mademoiselle Gentleman

8. Saptarshi Secret Chiefs 3: Ishraqiyun Perichoresis

9. Fat Brooms Brush The Number Bush Col. Bruce Hampton & The Late Bronze Age Outside Looking Out

Psychaitry, the Ultimate Weapon

10.  Frontier Psychiatrist The Avalanches Since I Left You

Episode #17 Summery

11.  Living In A Coffin Lost Cherrees Live at Brannigans, Leeds

12. Take That Quaalude The Eyes Live From The Masque – Dicks Fight Banks Hate

13. ShockHammer Thirteen Breaking Circus Smokers Paradise

14. Cast Off Crown Deerhoof Friend Opportunity

15.  '64 Well Poisoning SeerSucker Pushing Rope

16. Perculator Sealion HEAVY FIZZ

17. Enemy Enemy Stick Men With Ray Guns Some People Deserve To Suffer

18. Brat Poison Bent Shapes Feels Weird

19. Eyes Of The Secret North The Chinese Stars Turbo Mattress

Porpoise Crispy Podcast

Volume #3 Episode #3 Chrispmas

Practice in front of a bush.

Curated by Jace Winston

December 24, 2014

1. Big Swifty Frank Zappa Wazoo                                        

2. Merry Xmas Song Pink Floyd

3. Never Tell Violent Femmes Hallowed Ground

4. Dishonest Don Part II Les Savy Fav The Cat & The Cobra

5.  Graveyard Butthole Surfers Locust Abortion Technician

6.  Less Of Me Lydia Lunch Teenage Jesus & the Jerks

7.  Hardest Geometry Problem In The World Mark Mothersbaugh Rushmore Original Soundtrack

8.  Alphabet Song The Mystic Knights Of Oingo Boingo Forbidden Zone

9. The Death Of Suzzy Roche The Roches Nurds

10. The Big Band Theory Mike Watt “Ball-Hog Or Tugboat” Outtakes11.  Nod Off Skeleton Key Fantastic Spikes Through Balloon

12.  Is It Luck? Primus Sailing The Seas Of Cheese

13.  Optical Illusion Camper VanChadbourne Revenge of Camper Van Chadbourne

14. Semi Multi-Coloured Caucasion Captain Beefheart Hot Head Introducing… Captain Beefheart

15.  In The Kingdom #19 Sonic Youth EVOL

16.  HWR (Bootleg Tie Dye Version) Spacebeach

            It Must Be Krampmas All Over Again with V3E2

17. The Untouchables Frank Zappa Broadway The Hard Way

18. I Was Never Young of Montreal The Sunlandic Twins

19. Sleigh Ride The Ventures The Ventures’ Christmas Album

20. Any Colour You Like The Flaming Lips The Dark Side Of The Moon

            The True Meaning of Chrispmas featuring Zappa’s Oh No from Lumpy Gravy and Black Napkins from his Mike Douglas Appearance as well as the V3E3 précis.

Hello listeners of PCP… It’d be Jace Winston and I have something to say- 

Evrything on this episode symbolizes something that ties in with the very meaning of the holiday season. Not really but we play some neat tunes from across the board for your festive enjoyment. Speaking of festive- remember to check out the North Texas Noise Alliance, the Funkytown Podcast cuz that's ‘bout where we’re from, and your local record store. Dreamy Life Records & Music is really popping this season. Same with Doc's Records & Vintage and CD Source. If you’re new to the show, check out some of our old episodes, which feature Child Bite and Mike Watt interviews. Zappa and Watt's Birthdays were last weekend by the way. Musicy/arty movies you should see: Forbidden Zone & Rushmore. Far out!!!

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #3 Episode #2Your guitar is a divining rod.

Curated by Sam Hammich

December 18, 2014

 1.  80s Punk Charlie Brown Christmas                 

            Krampus Comes to Town

 2.  Viper's Drag  Fats Waller  A Handful of Fats           

            Miles Davis is pissed!

3.  Salt Peanuts  Miles Davis  Steamin’ with the Miles Davis Quintet4.  Boilermaker  The Jazzus Lizard5.  Growing Birds  Early Lines  Pure Health EP6.  Pablo Picasso  Burning Sensations  Repo Man Soundtrack7.  House of Fun  Madness8.  Cold Eyes  Reactors  Hyped to Death Compilation 

            An Amalgamation of Episode One Volume Three

9.  I Go Hard, I Go Home  The Presets Beams10.  Facemelter Aesop Rock  Fast Cars, Danger, Fire & Knives [Bonus Track]11.  Wishes  The Danner Party  Hopeful About Tomorrow Evening12.  Texas Wine  Jon Wayne  Texas Funeral13.  Heartaches in a Bottle  Dank14.  The Stallion, Pt. 2  Ween  The Pod15.  Hoist That Rag  Tom Waits  Real Gone 

            Short Term Memory Loss Aid

Porpoise Crispy Podcast

Volume #3 Episode #1

Listen To The Birds

Curated By Jace Winston

December 10, 2014

1.  Porpoise Song The Monkees Head

            Mike Nesmith and Frank Zappa

2.  What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body? (Reprise) The Mothers Of Invention We’re Only In It For The Money

3.  Dr. Geek Melvins Hostile Ambient Takeover

4.  Opi Rides Again-Club Med Sucks Camper Van Beethoven  Telephone Free Landslide Victory

5.  Space Ambassadors Map Of The Earth

6.  Your Name Is Snake Anthony Medeski Martin & Wood Uninvisible

7.  Pat Slint Tweez

8.  Horizontal The Dead 60’s The Dead 60’s

9.  Stop Monsanto Ruigoord Rebels

10.  Casino Royale Herb Alpert & Tijuana Brass Sounds Like

11.  What’s So Amazing About Grace The Paper Chase Now You Are One Of Us

12.  Take Me To The Specialist The Dead Milkmen Bucky Fellini                                               

13.  Greg The Bunny Hyperjinx Tricycle Songs Of Jack Medison, Daniel Johnston, & Ron English

14. Super Heavy Gravity Silver Siblings Super Heavy Gravity

15.  Television Fission Man or Astro-man? Experiment Zero

16. Intruder Alert Squelch’s Love Is The Problem

17. she’s got the power Spleen Spleen

            Volume 2 Episode 7 in a Daydream

18. Keep On Knocking Death …For The World To See

19. Minimum Wage They Might Be Giants Flood

20. Let’s Not And Say We Did Silver Jews Bright Flight

Shoutings to Jason Jason, Hiyori HM, Will Hamilton, Bob Loftin, & Jeffry Lord. Look at Nolan Ryan Robertson (Silver Siblings, The Hendersons) and his various projects. Look for Jason English (Squelch’s, YAM) and his various projects. Go check out North Texas Noise Alliance, Funkytown Podcast, and the other bands via the hyperlink on each! Thank you listeners, I hope you are having a good time listening to the podcast. If you feel bored with it, make it fun; go for a jog with it (Dallas Marathon this weekend), drive with it, torture your next-door neighbors and pets with it. Tell us what’s up. Next show will feature a band called DANK out of North Texas and Many others as you can anticipate. Also rent the music-based movies Head and Before There Was Punk, There Was A Band Called Death.

-Jace Winston