Porpoise Crispy (A Satire)

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #5 Episode #4Lone Wolf vs. HitchcockCurated by Sam Hammich

June 6, 2015 

1.  Strange Again  Al Cohn-Bill Perkins-Richie Kamuca  The Brothers2.  Days Of Wine And Roses  Oscar Peterson  We Get Requests3.  Look... The Sun Is Rising  The Flaming Lips  The Terror 

     “There is a species of woman here…”

4.  Allergic To Love   Big Black Cloud  Dark Age

     Mike’s Rant

5.  This Woman Desmond Dekker Rudy Got Soul6.  Les Cactus Jacques Dutronc Jacques Dutronc7.  Marijuana Boogie Lalo Guerrero  The Zoot Suit Movie Soundtrack

     Bill’s Face

     Volume 5 Episode 3 Re-cap – you listened to it last week, right?

8.  Hihache Lafayette Afro Rock Band Soul Makossa9.  Moussou Teke Farafi 

     Is Bret a Sadist?

10.  I Got a Right  Iggy and the Stooges   Raw Power11.  I'm A Bug  The Urinals  Negative Capability Check It Out12.  My Heroes  The Reactionaries Live in George’s Shed in Sad Pedro, Ca – 197913.  Sweden The Stranglers Black and White14.  Nervz  Fingerprintz Peel Sessions15.  Message Received Unwound Repetion16.  Necro Tonz Skulls

     Volume 5 Episode 4 Re-cap – you just heard it for Betsy’s Sake                                                                                                                      

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Volume #5 Episode #3

Termination Of The Menominee

Curated by Jace Winston

May 27, 2015

1. Also Sprach Zarathustra (Thus Spake Zarathustra)  Richard Strauss  2001 - Space Odyssey Soundtrack

2.  Kathy's Waltz  The Dave Brubeck Quartet  Time Out

3.  Add It Up  Violent Femmes  Violent Femmes

4 . Nic Fit  The Untouchables  20 Years Of Dischord

5.  Cascades  Oliver Nelson  The Blues and the Abstract Truth

6.  You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch  Dweezil & Ahmet Zappa   The Frank Zappa AAAFNRAAA Birthday Bundle

7.  St. James Infirmary  Louis  Armstrong & His Savoy Ballroom Five  Jackson Pollock Jazz

            Solving Problems With Stanley Kubrick

8.  Singin' In The Rain  Gene Kelly   A Clockwork Orange

9.  Flower In The Sun [Studio Outtake]  Big Brother & The Holding Company  Cheap Thrills

10.   Faster Pussycat  The Cramps  Smell Of Female

11.   Knockout  Palomar   Palomar II

12.   Havana Moon  Chuck Berry  The Great Twenty-Eight

13.   Lesbian Eskimo Midget Left-Handed Ninja Albino  The Dead Milkmen

14.   Pipeline  The Chantays  Sixties Rule! Chaper One

15.   Cocktails and Jazz  Lazy Summer   Dreamy Soundz: Jazz Confusion

16.   Nic Fit  Sonic Youth  Dirty

17.   I Am The President  The Gods Themselves   LIVE Spud Goodman Show

18.   Tchaikovsky: 1812 Overture, Op. 49  Lorin Maazel: Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra  Tchaikovsky: 1812 Overture, Marche Slave; Beethoven: Wellington's Victory

            Registering to Vote With Frank Zappa

            Reason To Register With Bernie Sanders

19. Ol' 55  Tom Waits  w/ MOI

Porpoise Crispy Podcast

Volume #5 Episode #2

Black Mesa

Curated by Sam Hammich

May 24, 2015

1.  Aha Gedawo  Getatchew Mekuria & The Ex & The Friends Y'Anbessaw Tezeta 

          Confederacy of Dunces

2.  Start Wearing Purple Gogol Bordello Gypsy Punks: Underdog World Strike           

3.  Static in Motion  The Black Dotz

           Old Memories (from Porpoise Crispy Volume 5 Episode 1)

4.  Hallucination Generation  Meat Beat Manifesto  99%

5.  Veggie Beat Manifesto  Consolidated  Play More Music

6.  Eye of the Chicken  Butthole Surfers  Psychic ... Powerless ... Another Man's Sac    

7.  Aspirin Smoke  Panzerballett  Panzerballett   

8.  Gravity Paper (Vegan Soul Food)  Torry Finley           

           Where's My Dog?

 9.    Bomb. Repeat. Bomb.  Ted Leo & The Pharmacists  Living With the Living

10.  My War  Black Flag  My War

11.  Mom's Wallet   Zero Boys THE MASTER TAPE compilation LP

12.  The Ballad of Ignatius J. Reilly deep Snapper  Pi On The Side

13.  Going for Adds  Moving Units Dangerous Dreams

14.  Stay in the Car  Girls Against Boys Nineties Vs. Eighties

15.  Hang Em High  Jackie Mittoo Keep on Dancing

16.  Forever Now El Grupo Sexo Mom’s Home

17.  Monks     IF YOU KNOW THE BAND PLEASE CONTACT ME!!!!

18.  Be in My Video  Frank Zappa  Them Or Us

      New Memories (from Porpoise Crispy Volume 5 Episode 2)

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Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #5 Episode #1Hopi Sentanced To AlcatrazCurated by Sam HammichMay 10, 2015 

1.  Masoko Tanga  The Police Message in a Box

            To the Old Pagan Religion

2.  Trudgin' Across The Tundra  Frank Zappa One Shot Deal

3.  Who You Think I Am?  (featuring X-Ray, Rodan, Megalon, K.D., King Geedorah and Kong) MF Doom  Operation Doomsday

4.  I'm Sad The Goat Just Died Today  The Frogs My Daughter the Broad

5.  Jenny Tried to Kiss Me at Recess  Happy Flowers  My Skin Covers My Body 

            Before you pick up the phone get caught up on this

Pick Up the Phone 

6.  Coke Dares Theme One  The Coke Dares  Here We Go With the Coke Dares7.  Stacks Fugazi Steady Diet of Nothing8.  Tony Randall Bikini Kill Reject All American9.  Community Lie Saccharine Trust Paganicons                                               

I'm Gonna Go Home and Sleep With My Wife

10.  Funky Broadway, Part 1  Dyke & The Blazers  So Sharp!11.  Spoke Shellac Excellent Italian Greyhound12.  Into Deep Neutral  Moonshake  The Sound Your Eyes Can Follow13.  Give You Mine Handbrake  Brillo’s Aftermath14.  Thank Your Parents Oneida Happy New Year15.  Debbie Harry  Family Fodder  Rough Trade Shops: Post Punk16.  X I Y  Pinback  Blue Screen Life 

            All the ingredients of this episode cooked in one pot                                                                                                                                                            

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Volume #4 Episode #6

The storm had now definitely abated, and what thunder there was now grumbled over more distant hills, like a Porpoise Crispy saying “And Another Thing…” twenty minutes after admitting he’s lost the argument.

Curated by Sam Hammich

May 3, 2015

1.  Funanori Jig  Il Sogno Del Marinaio  La Busta Gialla2.  Blues, Too  The Nels Cline Singers  The Giant Pin3.  Sprechenzie Bebop  Atomic Sherpas  Blowin' It At Ya4.  Blackouts on Thursday  Les Savy Fav  Inches5.  Bob Hope Takes A Risk  Rip Rig & Panic  Death Disco: Songs From Under The Dancefloor6.  Underdog  Sly & The Family Stone  A Whole New Thing

     PCP Mash-Up:  Eric Dolphy/Charles Mingus plays while Charles Bukowski reads

7.  Twenty Questions Beastie Boys  The Sounds of Science8.  H.D  Feedtime  Cooper-S9.  No Nazi's Friend  The Dicks  Kill From the Heart

     Stephen Fry on God/The Meaning Of Life

10.  The Heartfelt News Thelonesomekid  thelonesomekid11.  Photosynthesis  Sean Lennon  Into the Sun12.  little Switzerland  Royal Bangs  We Breed Champions13.  Frying Pan  Mac Sabbath                                                                                                                      

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Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #4 Episode #5Mostly Harmless (the fifth episode in the increasingly inaccurately named volume 5 of the Porpoise Crispy Podcast)Curated by Sam HammichApril 17, 2015

1.  Momma Miss America  Paul McCartney  McCartney2.  Matamoros  The DemigsWelcome to Hard Times3.  Paper Mache Hearts  Gentlemen Skeletons4.  Let Them Talk (Feat. Yolanda)  Spoek Mathambo  Father Creeper5.  Diet Tray  Crust  Crust / Sacred Heart EP

      Amy Sedaris declaws cats?

6.  Automatic Husband  The Fiery Furnaces  Remember7.  If Language Is A Virus  goLab  Day Dream

     The mess you missed from our last podcast

8.  Another Journey By Train  The Cure  Join The Dots: B-sides9.  Oscillate Wildly  The Smiths  Louder Than Bombs10.  Paralyzed by Normal Life  Six Finger Satellite  Paranormalized11.  Nothing Ever Happened  Deerhunter  Microcastle12.  The Big Payback  EPMD  Unfinished Business          13.  106 Beats That  Wire  Pink Flag14.  Automobile  Jack & The Rippers I Think It's Over15.  New York's Not My Home  Jim Croce  The 50th Anniversary Collection16.  Bush vs S.S.Sputnik vs. Crass Bush Missile  GordyBoy

      The mess you missed just now

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Volume #3 Episode #10

So Long And Thanks For All The Porpoise Crispy

Curated by Sam Hammich

March 13, 2015

1.  Slow Nerve Action The Flaming Lips Transmissions from the Satellite Heart

2.  Chicken The Cramps Date with Elvis

3.  Eindhoven Chicken Masque Butthole Surfers Humpty Dumpty L.S.D.

4.  Chicken Kate Tempest Everybody Down

5.  Cheap Chinese Chicken deep Snapper bipedal Disorder (Mastered)

6.  Chicken Payback A Band of Bees Free the Bees

            I Wouldn’t Watch This Commercial…Let Alone Listen To It

7.  Regulator (Reggae-Later) (Live Bonus) Monty Alexander Harlem-Kingston Express Vol. 2: The River Rolls On

8.  Diner Au Motel Miles Davis Ascenseur Pour L'Echafaud

            Cleese: Soccer versus American Football

9.   This Little Piggy Brainiac Hissing Prigs in Static Couture

10.  Pigs For Slaughter Oi Polloi 1987 - Unite And Win

11.  Baboon's Liver Thomas Jefferson Slave Apts. Tard & Further'd

            The Dutch……..

12.  Interstellar Overdrive Camper Van Beethoven Camper Van Beethoven

            Cleese: The Misconceptions of Religion & Are We Just Plain Stupid?

            Life, Porpoise Crispy, & Everything

13.  (800) Human Darwin Deez Songs for Imaginative People

14.  Caffeine Crucial Youth The Posi-Machine

15.  Polarity Minutemen What Makes a Man Start Fires?

16.  Genius Or Lunatic The Pop Group We Are Time

Porpoise Crispy Podcast

Volume #4 Episode #3

Life, The Podcast, & Everything

Curated by Jace Winston

March 5, 2015

1.  Night In Tunisia JJ Johnson & Kai Winding Jay & Kai + 6

2.  Maria Hampton Grease Band Music To Eat

3.  Mr. Clean Mr. Clean For Collectors Only

4.  That’s A Plenty Jack Teagarden

5.  My Street The Oranges Band On TV

            McDonald’s Commercial To End All…

            Pouncing And Jogging And Severe Dislikes Thereof

6.  Egocentric Molecules Jean-Luc Ponty Cosmic Messenger

7.  Empyrean Abattoir of Montreal Aureate Gloom

8.  Why'd We Come Oingo Boingo Nothing To Fear

9.  We’re Desperate X

10.  It Ain't Necessarily So Cab Calloway

            The Podcast @ The End Of The Universe

11.  Indeterminism Dow Jones And The Industrials Let's Go Steady! EP

12.  Makin’ Whoopee Art Farmer Jazz & Conversation Vol. 1

13.  Revised Music For Guitar And Low-Budget Orchestra Frank Zappa Studio Tan

Porpoise Crispy PodcastVolume #4 Episode #2The Porpoise at the End of the Universey

Curated by Sam HammichFebruary 25, 2015

1.  Mahna Mahna Muppet Show2.  Golden Surf II Pere Ubu Carnival of Souls3.  Devil Lives In My Husband’s Body Pulsallama Y Records…Adventures in Rhythm4.  Just Like Before Flaming Lips Here It Is 

            You call my house, I put you on my podcast

5.  100 Million Rainbows LITE Illuminate6.  Sweet and Low/Fell, Destroyed/Cashout/Blueprint Chris Lawhorn Fugazi Edits7.  Big Bamboozle Barry Adamson Oedipus Schmoedipus8.  Aynotché Tèrabu Mahmoud Ahmed  Éthiopiques 1- Golden Years of Modern Ethiopian Music '69-'759.  Ręce zmęczone i pot na czole Baaba 

            The Jazzman Speaks

10.  Yesterday Coleman Hawkins Bean11.  Trouble Man Marvin Gay Trouble Man 

            World Class Mumbler

12.  Mumbles  Oscar Peterson Trio w. Clark Terry Oscar Peterson Trio + One13.  Speed Law  Mos Def  Black on Both Sides

            One week ago Jace Winston did this…

14.  Drug Free Youth Zero Boys Vicious Circle      15.  Cyclops Helicopter Weirdos We Got the Neutron Bomb16.  Can’t Get You Out of My Head Uhgah? Wugah!  EP 201217.  They’re Gonna Put Me Away Cockney Rejects Greatest Hits Vol. 1 

            Let’s do it all over again…

18.    Zombie Woof  Asphalt Orchestra

Porpoise Crispy Podcast

Volume #4 Episode #1

Hitchhiker’s Guide to Porpoise Crispy

Curated by Jace Winston

February 15, 2015

1.  Title Music From Satyajit Ray's Film ''jalshagar'' Ustad Vilayat Khan The Darjeeling Limited OST

2.  Regyptian Strut Frank Zappa Sleep Dirt 3.  Horses Mayo Thompson Corky’s Debt To His Father

4.  And Your Bird Can Sing The Beatles Revolver 5.  Pinball Wizard The WhoTommy

6.  The Cover of The Rolling Stones Dr. Hook 7.  Black Ink Jive Zoobombs

8.  Tokyo Dream Allan Holdsworth Road Games

9.  Alafia Orange Julius & The Heliocentrics Jaiyede Afro 10.  Atomic Dog George Clinton The Best Of

11.  Les Vrais Amis Gangbé Brass Band du Bénin

12.  African Lady Eric Dolphy African Lady

            Skinopsis: 3.10

13.  Breakfast Machine Danny Elfman Pee Wee's Big Adventure

14.  My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama The Persuasions Frankly A Capella… The Persuasions Sing Zappa

15.  Sonata From Die Bankelsa The Israeli Brass Quintet

16.  Eventually Ornette Coleman The Shape Of Jazz To Come

17.  Sofa Frank Zappa Zappa In New York