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Have you ever thought to yourself, "What happened in those Fast and Furious movies?" If so this is not the episode for you. If you want to hear a few dudes stumble their way through trying to remember the plots to all the movies while making dozens of mistakes and taking a very long time, this is the episode for you. 

Marissa dies. 

Last week Ryan punch Volcheck in the face as hard as he could 8 times. This week we debate how much damage that would do. That would kill you. If you don't believe me go let someone hit you in the face eight times. We talk about Volcheck muscular thighs. We still think it's Ryans' baby because it looks just like him. 

The end of the season is near. This week we talk about notes of sins, lying and Brown guys. Cory talk about his near death experience with a tampon while the gang goes to prom. Cory tries to figure out how to throw away a trash can, and fails. And then Ryan beats the fucking shit out of Volcheck. 

We have a big treat for the fans this week, it's Taylor R. Lord of everythingtheoc.com. We discuss The college try and why it's a fun episode. We also talk about stole bagel slicers and what you need to watch out for with Josh Schwartz. Special notice: Kirsten is on point this episode. 

Fresh off the presses, this weeks episode is GTG and DTF. This week we look into the Dawn Patrol with our good friend Taylor R Lord. We talk about how to obtain swordfish and how to make your poop orange. We talk about our new comic and our amazing publisher.

In this episode the world freezes over, and they have to shove newpaper in their shirts. We find the limits of human knowledge, set official clicking times and talk about the career of the late, great Jake Gyllenhaal. He's not dead, we just assume he shows up when he damn well pleases. 

Julie is engaged, Marissa is banging Volchock and Cory is broken hearted. One current one old, that's what Cory always says. We keep talking about necrophilia, it's a crazy thing to talk about. Also, it might be the 11th anniversary of JAH being and IMDB member. 

Look, nothing against those O.C. Men, but they can suck a bag of dicks. If they think they're going to beat us to the end of the series they got another thing coming. This week we talk about The O.C., specifically season three episode 18. Jess comes back, and she wants some more Atwood Wood. Matt and Maya have parted way, so Matt is probably going to part ways with The Newport Group. Sadly, we have no new Fast and Furious info for you. Stay tuned.

In this episode we discuss the birthday of Ryan Atwood, and the sex tape of Mischa Barton. We again talk about The Little Rascals and wood streching. We also don't know if The Rock is a good guy or a bad buy, or what JDS is talking about. We also talk about The Fast and The Furious 5ish, the one with The Rock. We don't need to know what happens.