Episode 623: Andrew becomes Morpheus from "The Matrix" and helps a young male nurse break into his rental house. Playing bean games. The WNFL is a thing apparently. How do we sleep? How do the kids make GIFs? Andrew wins the hockey draft. Ye olden drops from yore. Earwig salad.

Episode 622: Birdgirl has flown the coup! Brett's wonderful nachos. Dining bean debate. Paying for this at any cost. Use the chicken pounder! Organ of Pain. The arts festival of Pittsburgh is awful. The Frick Pittsburgh had a Vermeer on display. Andrew lost to a boy. How many gallons does this truck take?

Episode 621: It's been one year since we've mentioned mayonnaise. But first we discuss the blackest blue paint with a green tint. Egg salad mentalist challenge. Andrew learns to devil the eggs. Getting 'nnaised. The mostly black kids middle school showcase. A cigar lounge you shouldn't go to if you're white. What is the Spargel? Germans!

Episode 620: Miniature VR golf. Did they go to the moon? 1969. Break. Old Man is back! The Chipotle conundrum. A Chik-Filet drive-thru. Break! Building your days around a good poop. Life changing loaf. Are mice mammals? Break! Burping toilet. Mothers ruin hockey. Chunky style almond milk. Break!

Episode 619: A new character is born to fight the mean sewers of the mean streets! What kind of line do bees take? Have you joined a tard club? The neighbors are watching you VR in your underwear. A day of thunder and tears. Andrew doesn't yell during Miata adventure number 3! Shakes or bumps?

Episode 618: A weee dram of whiskey led to us attempting many terrible accents. Blackberries versus raspberries. Potatoes. Rice cakes. Every brand of cereal is made from sawdust. What is a roo badge? A sexy photo of Burt Reynolds. All dog breeds are weak and stupid. German AIDS.

Episode 617: Get your dick-beaters out of your pockets! Dreaming of teeth. Multiple mouse tales. Dog ASMR. Look out for Robins! How not to feed birds. Confusing bathroom symbols. Race-car hailstorm freak-out. The meanest storage lady.

Episode 616: Happy 412 is flooding day! Brett gives a hobo an umbrella. Yard signage. Whacky Jew products to outsmart God. Ranking the religions. Travolta's pointy dick. Gabriela gets mad that some of us don't like dinner parties. Sour Cream and Onion flavored crickets. Andrew scores DEI points for hockey. Gabe is obsessed with some pornstar from PGH. Chinese human-centipede style squat toilets.

Episode 615: Men wearing jewelry, yes or no? Watching video games, playing good hockey. The TikTok ban. Was PornHub started by a Rabbi? Andrew watches John Cena sing raunchy songs. Rabbits eat their own poop. Eclipse planning. Popcorn from a not-gross part of Ohio. Ze Germans appear!

Episode 614: Leopard print keyboards. All black rooms (the color, not the race). Wes Anderson hate. Who is Burn Gorman? Pooping at work or on the road. Tree dyslexia. Hockey stink. Are snakes lizards?