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Episode 688: A woman in Keene, NH is pissing on produce. Do we know her? Ford Taurus SHO. Can Gabriela speak with a Spanish accent? Brett rants; was the wicked witch actually the good witch of OZ? Idioms. We play with puzzles Puke's Mom bought us for 30 minutes! AI is the new astrology for women. Brett’s Game: Can Gabriela finish one story before she starts a new story? What is an animal? Killer hippos. Wabi Sabi. Bumper stickers. Some card game. Thera-pies. A bakery for Theremin players.

Episode 687: Was there good gravy this Thanksgiving? What is umami? What is a goblerito? Brett outsources an ass problem. Puke has Root Beer pee. Andrew is due for his own health problems. The promise of the in-home trash compactor. Do you fear putting liquids in the trash? We fail a US capital city geography game. Car enthusiasts getting attacked by the law and fighting back. Is Trump and the GOP failing or should we continue to have hope?

Episode 686: Zonkey sighting! Brett tries to pronounce the name of a NY town that Andrew bought a hat for Puke in. How do you get a boat over a mountain? Andrew argues that Brett didn't see a good comedy show. Driving with your significant other and being subjected to their retarded audio books. Will AI create entertaining math problems? The answer will not surprise you! Andrew is delighted by Super Nintendo World. Brett finds a lifetime supply of forks.

Episode 685: Gabriela brings food into the studio, but it isn't disgusting this time. Brett wants a vocabulary bee. Should you sun your gooch? Hungarian food. B&G tell stories in front of a bunch of hippies or something? Puke tuned out for most of it. Andrew wrestles a trailer on the highway. EBT of TikTok. Is Trump retarded? Is civil war coming? Andrew enjoys wrestlepeas. Brett goes to the dick doctor.

Episode 684: Fuck You; the show! Hyphens, umlauts, and the tilde. Andrew loves him some Windows Alt Codes. We find other animal podcasts; shit all over them. The amount of snakes and fish in a 1000 foot radius. Spelling parallel. Seven deadly sins. Andrew thinks Candice Owens is too perfect. What is hypertelorism? Can AI make Out-of-Town Guy? Andrew confronts and removes 200 hundred "urban youths" partying in his ABNB by himself!

Episode 683: Puke has never sang before. Andrew was a child laborer. Brett thinks time isn't real. Dogs reunite with their owners. A tree of raccoon turds. Brett loves a poopy boy. Andrew's new addiction. Tim Pool and Liquid Death fight over plastic. Who has the best balance? Breaking Down the Query: Farts by Seniors in a Typical CVS Store.

Episode 682: Young Alex is here! Andrew writes his manifesto. Cats and raccoons have a standoff in Puke’s shed. We went to a corn pit and ate Amish donuts. Can we find a clean street in India? Gabriela refuses to describe lesbians. Taco Bell party! Alex needed a break from UFO research. The smallest, cutest dog we’ve ever seen.

Episode 681: Brett and Bryan debate wether it was China or Israel that perpetrated 9/11. AI data centers are eating all of our racetracks. Did Tower 7 Wag the Dog? Is this actor actually Jewish? Bryan brought a banana suit! Scrumping strumpets. Radicalized by Instagram Reels.

Episode 680: Therapeutic grunts. Brett is worried that last weeks guest doesn't think China did 9/11. Who is Nick Fuentes anyway? How many Jews live in China; the whole world. Andrew's Grandmother goes to tranny Zoom temple. The Jews of Wheeling, West Virginia. Cone Piss. Puke's cult church childhood. Watching Sumo Wrestling.

Episode 679: Car guy Bryan joins us to talk about his style of glasses. Bryan is young so Andrew asks him all kinds of old man questions and learns about Nick Fuentes. Puke learns what a 6-point harness is. What is a craw? Did the Jews do 9/11? Other Gen-Z conspiracy theories. How to remove mouse balls. Movies younger people should watch according to Andrew. Explorers In Dinosaur World from Puke and Andrew's childhood.