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Episode 708: Brett has new plugs. Puke is happy to use his old Makita. Andrew asks AI how to build a box. How many sandwiches did Brett eat? The size of Frick Mansion. Spider beef. The horrors of the George Foreman Grill. Hot sausage sandwich sadness.

Episode 707: Brett feels gay after eating Bulgur wheat, riding a bicycle, and watching “Wicked”. Andrew doubts Brett’s golf prowess with a 7-Iron. Watching a Micheal Jackson concert from 1988 will get our channel gigged. Meat, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese…wait! What is a tostada? What is the perfect sandwich? Are green beans better than celery? The big bottom bun base theory of hamburger construction. Cheesus.

Episode 706: Bryan joins us from the flat-lands. Andrew describes his latest and greatest coffee routine. Which came first? THe Chicken or the Egg? How many chromosomes? South Carolina gas stations. What is cloacal diving? Coquina shells squirming in your luggage from the beach. Brett gets a snail. More annoying? Tards or two year olds? Get a good pair of noise canceling headphones when you fly!

Episode 705: Welcome to the morning show! We start off with useless animal trivia. Is Jonathan the tortoise alive? Hippos in Columbia. Debating Antarctica. How far did Morse Code travel? Local reporter Marty Griffin regarding a youth curfew in Market Square. What is wrong with teens now and them not being afraid of cops? Andrew is conflicted with his support of cops now that he’s old. PGH councilwoman has too much neck! Low trust society. Puke doesn’t like Brett’s hamburger puppet. Florida vs Kansas flatness. Would we fly to Mars some day?

Episode 704: Andrew wants to rub the golden tee ball. Brett thinks he can outsmart YouTube’s censorship. Gabriella (with one L) has a book about gathering to share. We learn about “traipsing”. Asking AI about Brett’s narcissism. Andrew’s neighbor gets a visit from the FBI. Puke has a pissnalysis jug from the doctor. Andrew starts a poop diary. The PGH marathon traps Brett. Puke watched “Heat” and learns from Brett the secret to Pacino’s weird character. “Dirty Dancing” and “Teen Wolf” get Brett all hot and bothered.

Episode 703: We went to explore dahntahn Pittsburgh to see the NFL Draft construction but only found schizos on the subway and a silly goose Useless Animal Trivia game. Guess the 90’s movies with only 3 second clips. New movie suggestions. What is “funeral mac & cheese”? Andrew had to poop for 8 hours. Brett gets accused of having a phone addiction. The show devolves into non-sequitur gibberish about wood energy or something.

Episode 702: Why does Andrew hate space? Will he support Terra in the upcoming Martian asteroid war? Bryan farts to assert dominance; Brett is a mysterious piss-ninja. Andrew has proof Tim Pool is following and copying our show! Andrew loves to argue about everything, even dinner plates. Fourter. Fake grass. Modern vs. antiquity intelligence levels. The crazy/hot matrix explained.

Episode 701: Can you name the colors of noise? Cyber booger. Discussing the color of the year (no racism!). Puke gets pranked by Andrew’s old prank but it turns out he pranked himself. It’s spring in PA and that means Puke is in full groundhog war mode. Our youngest President. Farm footage is too distracting to be played during the show. Humans (almost) return to the moon! Puke tries to explain spaceflight, astronomy, and gravity to the other dumb-dumbs. Slow music sucks. Brett’s favorite color-wheel!

Episode 700: Seven Hundred Episodes! Should we change the name at 800 episodes? We realize we are getting old and want to upload our brains to the robots. PGH political drama! Brett dreams of fields and Shoeless Joes. Puke learns a new slur! Naming NFL quarterbacks game. Memories of driving with an angry Dad. Urinal Shapes. Measuring dickstance to the rim. Andrew makes us eat as-fire hot chocolate. What does shelled and inflammable mean? The history of ice cream. Chopping the cabbage.

Episode 699: Gabriela can’t decide what to do with a t-shirt. A robot rips Andrew’s pants. The Pittsburgh Center for Creative Reuse. It’s just junk. Puke can’t remember Memento or Magnolia. Teaching Gabriela what wheel studs and lug-nuts are. She accuses Andrew and Puke of breaking them. None of us have paid for a haircut in years. The most dangerous way to lift a hot tub onto a 2nd story deck. Andrew rants about how no one else understands oil and coolant. Egg shaped cars. Andrew and Puke kill an evil old woman in the woods, but it’s just a dream Andrew had.