Portmansheau

Episode 698: We just survived a crazy windstorm in Western PA. Andrew lost a tree, Puke lost shingles, and Brett lives in an apartment. How are storms measured? Comparing river scenes in Anaconda and Congo. Do snakes have thoughts? What are the Tennessee Volunteer Slave Catchers? Can Brett get a Jappalachia hat? Brett thinks Japanese people look retarded. Beef tubes! Trying to figure out how Lent works. War with Iran makes Puke depressed. Andrew’s never ending Valentine’s Day. Puke catches his kidney stone in a jar.

Episode 697: Never trust Vicky. Driving a truck taught Andrew how to sleep. Arguing over Sci-Fi CGI and how Andrew thinks that is the same as AI. Babylon 5, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, The Night Agent, His & Hers, and Doogie Howser. Puke can’t remember these new, hip Gen-Z names. AI video of Star Trek in 80’s Miami. Brett wants a pet lemur. A new real estate website called “Peace & Quiet”. Andrew is turning 40 soon and wants nothing to do with it.

Episode 696: Bryan has changed his ways and is trying to improve his life. Andrew ruins the show intro for a quaternary time. Dumb things we did when young and drunk. Pink Whitney. Brett prevents Gabriela from microwaving fish in Puke’s house. Brett insists we play the whole, hour long PCL #231 for Bryan. Marty Supreme; it’s a movie apparently. Bryan shares old incriminating videos of drunken shenanigans. Where are these countries in relation to the equator?

Episode 695: How fast is the ISS traveling? By what factor is it calculated? Is parallax for pooping or a method of measurement? Andrew learns hydronics so he can heat his floor before he shoots a wolf in the face with rock-salt. A PGH bus runs over another student. Andrew and Brett brave Winter Storm Fern for 3 days clearing all their driveways and providing their workers with sub-par Arby’s sandwiches. A Chevy Malibu loses its bumper.

Episode 694: Bryan has a brain-rot addiction and Andrew can’t see it. Is Mr. Bean dating Mia Khalifa? Is AI going to ruin celebrity gossip? Andrew learns that fire and dry leaves next to his house don’t mix. Playing with fire is great childhood fun! Our evil gov’t wants kill-switches in our cars. Which is a better movie, Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat? Another ICE shooting. How would we like to die? Teaching Bryan about Killdozer. Bruce, the boy who ate rocks at camp.

Recording Date – 16 / Jan / 2026 The Gang – Andrew & Puke & Brett Intro Song – “Ballare” by Off Beat “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio  Break Song – “Paradise Warfare” by Off Beat “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio  Outro Song – “Midnight Crush” by Muxa “Music by Freepik” https://www.freepik.com/audio  Guest –  XXXXX ~~~  www. […]

Episode 692: Is the dentist a scam? Can black people get Downs Syndrome? The new PGH airport. Email anxiety. Did C3PO or R2D2 fly? Andrew gets groped every time as TSA Clear but finds a hack for free first-class upgrades. Tucson miniature museum and airplane graveyard. Are bison gross? Learning about Zernike Polynomials. Brett adds fractions trying to prove something no one cares about. Are coffee beans beans or seeds or nuts? A blind guy convinces Brett to salt his coffee.

Episode 691: Happy New Year! Holiday stories of farting in cars, dealing with family, goats eating cars, and buying bags of dicks. Andrew tried 2 new foods! Puke gets Christmas glittered. The long arduous tale of a snowy New Years day: Miscommunication / Slippy roads / Frustration / Arena doors / Confusion / Which parking lot? / Penguins win! / Indoor fireworks / How dare you have to pee! / Come back for lost cellphone! / The Hill District at night. Happy New Year?

Episode 690: Merrrrry Christmas! Throw the Festivus fruitcake! A ski holiday at Seven Springs , PA. Mrs. Doubtfire. Pittsburgh is falling apart due to typical Democrat retardation. The Hill District. What is a Marimba? Throat singing. A life-time supply of socks after stepping in dog piss. Bed mouse. Andrew is buying a crosskart.

Episode 689: Bryan returns to be immediately bored by Brett and Andrew arguing over John Malkovich vs Jeff Goldblum vs Keanu Reeves. Is Nick Fuentes a distraction? The ridiculous Instagram Reels Bryan and Brett watch. Some super boring math problem. Does Brett have IBS? Gibbons are actually pretty cool animals. Searching the drops archive because we've run out of any good ideas.