The PU crew is back to cancel your fun as well as your friends and ourselves. Not only do we go through some of our favourite rules from this month's When We Were Young festival like No Misters and No Totems, but we also break up with Marcin and talk about toilet polaroids, polish lean, real russians, The Rock's catchphrase, White Eve and Black Biden, the real Shazam, Disney's private military, Kevin Rock, The Whale secret, Neil Breen's announcement, basietheralphthemoviemakerwatcher, Terry Crews Henry Cavill brokeback bareback, Tom Cruise yellow face, Marvel's Halo, body type 2s, Wheatus show refund, open carry casinos, ridge wallets, Anthony Fucktano, Polytopia, Peter Molyneux, pedo era japan, Taylor Swift egg count, Tom Clancy game developer, Scooby Doo but they're all dogs, and muted TikToks. More like When We Were Dumb. Gottem.

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Nobody introduces a little chaos like we do, a podcast basically hosted by 4 The Jokers except we're funny and make jokes. Basie takes us through the history and repercussions of capitalism in our most leftist episode yet, and if you don't think we are then you are so stupid it's unreal. We talk about Yi Lan Ma, Parlay, Kanye West Bionicle, Podophiles, anime move hypothetical, Obama's last name, reply girls, DuckDuckGo, the lost media barrel, YouTube ads, groomer economics, normal guy podcast, cock and ball thirst traps, labour agency and demanding stock, being payed in McDonald's, maiden America, "emergency measures", white people don't exist, out-hitlering Winston Churchill, North Pole Jews, and God's podcast. Your move, Batman! 

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Ruh roh. Did you know that I originally justified the name "Post Unavailable" by saying that its a show about controversies or about non-controversial topics discussed controversially? Or something like that? And that the conversations should always be deleted later, hence the name? Well this one lives up to that as we are unleashed upon topics like Israeli Army Knives, Euphrates salt caves, ocean real estate, The Future is Wild, future gamer vs car crash human, generic Terminators, the damaged passport, Mandela convention freaks, death con 3, redditor pick up line, black kid reaction, the Chris Pratt Mario voice, Mario speedrun movie, minstrel gloves, racist Popeye, celebrity voice actors, Mario anime, Forrest Gump Demon Slayer, bad anime dubs, Overwatch 2 glitch, black Shaggy, the movie Sonic designer, and Ready Player 2. None of these are actually that bad.

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Your move grandmasters, because this time the PU boys formulate a sneaky little chess trick to hide up their sleeves, and by sleeves I mean colons. Besides assplay-based cheating in competitive board games, the boys also discuss Wife Busters, gay Hulk, more Gollums, Dream face reveal, letting Lance Armstrong dope, the aughts, Babe Ruth steroids, Victor Davis murder, RIP Overwatch, 8th grade confirmation sponsors, first loot boxes, baby brains, infomercial toys, Jump Rope For Heart prizes, Mario's school assembly, Nintendo Power, Mario movie trailer preparation, morally grey characters, and duck duck grey duck. Checkmate nerds.

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Kaltxi fellow Pandorans! This week the PU crew talk about our feelings towards everyone's favourite lanky blue circus that is James Cameron's Avatar, as well as talking about Joe Biden's origin, League player to domestic terrorist pipeline, The Game, bathroom curiosity, quiet reading kama sutra, secret halloween costumes, Avatar dick riding, Avatarvel, PADs, Avatar sex scene Mandela Effect, the GTA 6 leaker, Latinx cyborgs, Poland slavery vs America slavery, Giancarlo Esposito typecast, actors with 0 haters, Young Basie, Guelph HOCO, The Begging Bear, the big HOCO story, ai generated porn, and we spend the end of the pod playing arounf with DALLE 2 so make sure you check out our instagram to see out ungodly creations.

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Rejoice one and all, for not only has Marcin returned to his co-hosting duties but it is also the return of Feud 34, the world's most upsetting game show! This time the boys fight to guess which Family Guy, American Dad, or Cleveland Show character has the most horrible/sexy images online. We also get into other topics like No Fap parole officers, nazi premiers, Captain Palestine, pro Bono, double-edged hats, porn easter eggs, Joe Swanson's family, Chris Griffin cosplay, the Brown Show, Bertramed, Snoopy dog race, Mayor W, Schmuelly, stuck on Seamus, and gay Rick Grimes. Lucky there's a family guy, and it's you, the listener!

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God save the Queen, and so shall we, as we mourn our the loss of our curvaceous head of state. With mourning also comes talks of Mormon planets, Christian Kamasutra, new Marcin character, Canadian pain, no Queen Holiday, the Doug Ford caucus, pedophile corgis, scary Ghislaine Maxwell pictures, Michael Fagan, King Charles haki, Whoville mourning, Nintendo Direct delay, Temple OS guy, Sort By Poo: religion, meth psychosis, r/cigarettes, hard cigar photos, soylent cleanse, Jesse Pinkman teeth, Assassin's Creed gambling, video game nudity, Rightwing UK, the Emerald of India, and farmers on the internet. May God rest her busty soul.

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While Marcin is off drinking river water overseas, the rest of the PU boys try to improve themselves by taking inventory of some of most overused jokes, something that will not be implemented at all. We also discuss the LASIK investment, Na'vi surgery, real life Smurfs, hoe scaring spider, cutting wasps with scissors, Coyote Peterson botfly, diabetes maggots, Rings of Power reviews, sleep YouTubers, Basie's Elon Musk, girlfriend movie tactics, sleeping in a theatre, Indeed airline pilots, celebrity flight lessons, sky sovereignty, Batman villain jury, sanction your buffoonery, Family Guy locations, VR Drunken Clam, modern Spongebob, and Thock. You could always learn from these guys.

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Hey geeks and gamers, get out of here and let some true blue jocks tell you about this year's Fan Expo, Canada's premier nerd rodeo, as well as The Fappening men, Kaizo Ironmon, Helluva Dip ooblick, audiophile island, silent raves, Vaporeon copypasta, Joker actor shortlist, The Rehearsal actors, Tom Holland voice acting, Fan Expo cosplay, Hobbit reunion tour, crop dusting anime girls, Shit-Hulk, Bored Ape nazis, Insidious Bastards, TikTok songs, Lord of the Rings shilling, The Dinkster, first 3D movies, normal price tuesdays, convention haggling, Ribfest, Tom Bombadil, Friendship Onion, Toronto traffic, real life Khajiit, Tattoo Alley, Hobbit feet slippers, kid named finger, meme studying, Mark Zuckerberg on Joe Rogan, and the Meta neighbourhood watch. More nerd crap than you can shake a wizard's stick at.

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Come chill with us for another one of Post Unavailable's classic lethargic episodes, this time where we try to discuss our favourite fan theories but end up talking about Storld of StarCraft, RibFest Halo, the Bionicle bus, cool car decals, the Pelosi POW, boy scout gulag, the Turkish slur, Ezra Miller make-a-wish, Brendan Fraser blacklisted, Busch fans, game endings, first R-rated movie, peeing at movies, $15 bills, One Piece theories, pet rats, running crocodiles, feeding piranhas, enrolling in Japanese high school, homeschooling in the apocalypse, worst animal enclosure, Mitt Romney bloodlust, raccoon slavery, and skunk baths. We are moving closer to becoming an animal show every day.

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