WARNING! This is probably one of our more foul episodes, ENTIRELY due to the inclusion of our good friends Quinton and Ethan who helped us stumble upon a in-depth listicle and recap of PornHub stats for 2022. Is it vulgar and obscene, yes, but it's also educational. We get into ED fetish, the Piss Patrol, ruined water sports, missing teeth trend, fetishization vs normalization, relative searches, professional wives, the mormon porn market, Italian senate psyops, USA warehouse churches, the midnight gooncave, God's post-nut clarity, trending scurvy, virtual reality onlyfans, gay porn for car guys, and vertical video sasquatch footage. We hoped you learned something

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It's always fresh here at Post Unavailable and we keep it that way by continuing our Friends Saga with the long-awaited debut of our podcast's patron saint, Christopher Carbone! Alongside fast food nonsense we also talk about Mountain Dew rats, McDonalds's flat chest policy, radioactive Chris-chan picture, Elephant's foot sovereign citizen, The Game Awards kid, actual green goblins, Warwick Davis, Rito Games, Coca Cola militia, bug and broccoli soup, Tim Horton's burrito bowl, proprietary venetian cream, how crispy creme is made, people zoos, nacho meat, a hero's drowning, Predator Prey, golf and karate camp, evil illegal mary-go-round, getting iPwned at the playground, the park hippo, lava monster gymnastics, Big Bear samosas, first time buying cigarettes, vape innovation, Ranch dippers, Marine EAs, Vietnam Slinkies, and throwing knife drones. Saddle up! 

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Are we in Philadelphia because you can taste the brotherly love in our newest episode of the Friends Saga, this time featuring Callum and Ellington Ferrall, two of Basie's assortment of brothers! Can you believe it! We enlist the Ferrall family to help us talk about Pinocchio's Jesus story, Zootopia butthole Mandela effect, Elficide, the bone fairy, smoking laxatives, Mel Gibson's Avatar, whale whistleblowers, The James of Water, fake celebrities, tech giant whale vore, The Quarterpoundering, the war for art, bot comments vs ai art, Danny DeVito eating his son, AI style, mobile game commercials, block puzzle bullshit, Better Red Avatar, and Neil Breen's new movie. You'll wish you had 1 to 3 brothers.

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*whinnies seductively* Whoa there, easy girl, it's only a new episode of Post Unavailable this time featuring our evil friend Heather, whose attempts to derail the episode by namedropping everyone we know personally ain't enough to keep us from scrolling endlessly through Fiverr and starting a new SpongeBob podcast. We also talk about Craig the cuck, stunting growth, real horses, doxxing, celebrity interactions, female American Psycho, Nova Scotian murder rate, goblin cock, Buffalo Wild Drakes, Fiverr gem cutters, replacing co hosts, the intro, Seven Fifteenerr, horsegirl trotting, the Ebenezer Scrooge set up, the 300th SpongeBob episode, Krusty Towers, bidet hands, Sumo wrestler toilets, ass shit disease, plunger annual spend, the nasty patty, and the Spongebob Wives. Now git out o' here ya ding dang horse thieves.

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The results are in and it's not looking good. In our first/secondish episode of our extended Friendsgiving Saga we're joined by our friend Adriana to help us take a  Buzzfeed quiz that accurately and permanently diagnoses us as psychopaths or not. We also talk about incomprehensible 5-minute crafts, The Attic, bar geography, pop-up rooftop bars, cat cafes, bug bones, paper route and dog stories, roller coaster POVs, flat feet fetishes, underwater welders, sky diving bomb diffusers, secret mechanic strikes, fake airplane pilots, baby facts, average psychopaths, war memorial, commenting ick, circadian rhythms, and podcast bidets. See you in the psych ward!

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Welcome to the magical kingdom of Post Unavailable where tonight we will be once again playing the world's most upsetting game show, Feud 34! This time around we violate the magical, unkillable world of Disney. We're also joined by our friend Kristine, who forced her way on to the show and is now the first in what will be a series of episodes featuring some of our best friends! But before all that, listen to us talk about the Guelph World Cup, Qatar Gay Village, the Sensational Six, bedroom eyes, Mom Junction, Brad Pitt self defence, Linea Nigra, Wreck it Ralph the idea, Aladdins of the Realm, ape named Ape, furry Robin Hood, Michael Shannon Mowgli, Kevin Basie, man-cub role play,  Ferb full frontal, Dipper points, rabbit life span, and the famous Judy Hopps comic. Dreams do come true.

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Greeting earthlings, with the end of social media drawing nearer and nearer, we take a look at some lesser know shithole platforms that are pretending to be twitter alternatives. We also talk about eyeball donors, brain cheese, the race to eat the star child, mars cattle, spookiest scariest nightmares, school bats, Hallmark horror movies, thalassophobia, whale vore, Jimmy Kimmel crime confessions, Harrison Ford death, Woopie Goldberg real name, Kanye West's Webkinz account, Tumblr containment, Twitter alternatives, RIP Rob Ford, evil verification, Roblox core, Andrew Torba, final no wiper, and Wikipedia hentai ads. Please consider our comment sections as your new twitter alternatives!

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Woosh. That's the sound of a wave, not only from the ocean of Nova Scotia but also the wave of votes coming in for this year's Game Awards. Not only do we tall about our trip to visit our co-host out east, we also vote for our favourite video games, none of which we've played. We also get to the liar-liar fruit, freeze-dried bugs, octopus antifa, Old Boy 2012, directors torturing women, no condom forever, the Colombian race, Poland goes to war, driving to Cape Breton, Jeff Keighley, twitter tiers, our game of the year, Diablo Immortal sweep, Duners, Qtcinderella, Valorant pussy, CBC threats, jeux video, and the Oblivion cast. The gamer polls are open so vote now!

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We're showcasing how good and awesome dudes are at empathy and also home repair with our new emotion/domestic-episode that covers everything you need in life to be a complete person. Of course we also talk about the TikTok car crash of 2022, AI generated celebrity deaths, dollar beer apologies, local bar talk for nobody, The Addict, Kraken rum new flavour, pride seltzers, The All Claw, hard Baja Blast, One Piece Red review, spit-roasted cow, giant woks in New York, Musk Twitter, white WhatsApp, reborn chimp, gremlin energy, Toy Story cum jar, gorilla poachers, Willy Wonka worker's rights, that squirrel bitch, burger ad slurs, Cornergas vs Zack and Cody, The Dinosaurs ending, our death scenes, moon wars, Sesame Street rent, the removed toilet, rawdogging dishes, and Dollarama poison. HGTV watch yourself.

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We were hiding our eyes all Halloweekend so that we could finally deliver an episode in a scare-free environment. But that doesn't mean we won't talk about ghoulish things such as an egg-shaped penis, real life murderer costumes, fog drives, big clownfish, nut sack of the dongfish, AI generated dreams, you can say Biden, The Bitcher, polish supremacy, Alan Moore's Seinfeld, LXG, court boners, Sean Connery Joker, Harry Potter Columbine, Beauty and the Woody Allen, two dogs fighting, Atlantean holocaust, Shadow the Hedgehog Palestine conflict, Halloween is Grinch Night, Guelph bear hunt, Yaddle slavery, Yoder Minch, and a monkey with a mask on. You can come out now, the ghosts and witches are all gone (the women have left).

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