Welcome to the winner's circle where we give you all our tips and tricks on how to win big and still ruin your life in the process. We also give you a grim look into the future of AI and how it'll take over this show. We're talking Gary's Mod e-sex, anti-woke podcasts, SFM foley, pre YouTube video websites, Ninja cigarette ads, casino public strip poker, gambling addiction, tricking grandmas with ai, TikTok lies, pants full of gold, new Fallout currency, bad rap for gamers, chatGPT learning, ai generated episode descriptions, The PU Boys, JCS threats, new host Jakub, the infamous N95 debate, recording from prison, our clone telemarketers, and having unlimited community violations. Everyone's a winner!

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Hail to the chief, which is us because we are back in the swing of things with another spicy, REAL episode of podcast content. We're dishing about Basie's Antarctica mic, avoiding conscription, tomb guards on their phones, name of the unknown soldier, veterans of the war on men, sperm whale hunting, AI animals, Waterworld king, scorpion burgers, lab meat, vasectomy collateral, Forge Unavailable, stabbing ranges, ballistic dummy titties, home defense anvil, 3:1 scale Dragonslayer, Ontario Indigo Voldemort, Harry Potter cheats, official lego porn, dollar per hour games, Assassin's Creed canon, A24 commenters, Cinemasins recaps, being put in a Chills thumbnail, dicksucking factories, and the DeFranco Defenders. Business as usual I say.

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We're back! Well some of us at least, but that won't stop us from putting out some chill ass content where we put together a playlist of the songs that encapsulate each episode of our beautiful long-running show. We also talk about the carny clause, active participant Santa movies, YouTube short pipeline, the 8 year old vote, Poor Mr. Beast, the Wal Mart of God, 2016 YouTubers, shopping cart confrontation, Epic Rap Battle stabbing, Chat GPT content, AI Presidents, George Bush memes vs Obama memes, nyan cat 10 hour loop, a lot of Bon Iver, Subway Surfer footage, Philip DeFuckface, almost racist Lynard Skynard, the Front Bottoms, boring episodes, the infamous Boys debate, Alec Baldwin Angry Moments Compilation 2, a classic ghost story, the Home Depot beat, and post modern brain damage. Listen to our work-in-progress playlist now on Spotify!

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Another blast of peak content coming at you, this time including some more fast-paced and chaotic bits and clips including: Osama’s hard drive, Alec Baldwin angry moments, sperm music, throwing a monkey off the cn tower, kids costumes, Halloween jokes, Ray William Johnson death, Brontosaurus ribs, 15,000 big foots, animatronic safari, prone bone the Queen, naming every pirates movie, r/nextfuckinglevel, Trudeau brown face, Ai ghost stories, League of Legends ghosts, Blair Witch Project theories, Telefrancais, the sad wall, Woody Allen Roman Polanski daughter swap, Post Unavailable loot crate, George Lucas plans, Jar Man mysteries, stinky prayer, fast food grease holes, Jared Fogel, Marvel Feud 34, Beast, and Nintendo concentration camps. We promise to return to form next week so hold your breathe, right now! Do it!

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We’re celebrating reaching 150 episodes of the ding dang show by taking a little vacation, a little baby break but in the meantime enjoy a look back at some of our best segments, bits, jokes, and conversations from our early years including Grade 8 song parodies, Cha cha slide cheating, monkey labour ethics, monkey restaurant, chicken wings controversy, baby escape room, choice-based mini golf, Rick Grimes movies, Bright semantics, Ezra Miller, Dc Fandome, China censorship, Post Unavailable 3D assets, foreskin safari, Wendy’s stories, KFC slogan, serial shitters, and the P-wing. Expect another clip show next week and we hope to see you bitches at the end of the month! 

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What better way to celebrate a milestone like our 150th episode than to play the world's most upsetting game show, Feud 34! This time Marcin hosts a League of Legends themed game, as we discuss all things League, such as ai butthole cereal, deepfake porn of your friends, right-wing whistle blowing, League Joker, questioning the host, ARAM, Powder, The Women Band, blue haired red eyed liberals, Piltover, a league of theythems, hot assassin bitch, centaur dussy, cum skin, Ireliavent, loli-coded, they're all purple bugs, naming a single Valorant character, Basie's ear steroids, privatized healthcare, the meek revolution, Justin Castro, Tom Kench, pizza sub with ranch, Evil Post Unavailable, ahegao keyboard, Feud 34 merch, the idea of Kramer, and Brent Butt's old dead dad. Truly a celebration of this journey we've been on. Thank you for sticking it out!

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The Friend's Circle finally comes to a close as we invite multiple guests from the past 10 weeks to speak in this unorganized, and chaotic mess of a 12 host Post Unavailable. Listen to your favourite guest stars talk about Bandercock, Trivia Crack, hybrid snowblowers, blue collar cold opens, podcast migrant workers, human trafficking stories, gangstalking, rizz origin, comfort slang, the benevolent Mr. Beast, blood discrimination, chimp blood transfusion, skin suit donation, White Claw aquamation, tree heaven, wild tide pods, Zeller's restaurant, Canadian bass pro shop, normalizing baths, sauna cremation, wasp honey, ant crimes, feeding polar bears, The Menu tax fraud, Alberta bear murder, and Yogi the Mayor. Somehow we made it through, and now trust that we will never be doing this again.

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Prepare to get smoked out in our latest Friend Circle episode featuring our wonderful friend Von! Von helps us decipher our favourite conspiracies as well as some of our world's greatest mysteries such as facebook conspiracies, OJ Simpson verified on twitter, jail lies, ashwagandha, dunking on Kim Jung-un, secret Hitler extra, Fat Suit of the Year, TikTok community violations, becoming right-wing grifters, fat suit review, Zendaya imposter, strangers lying, Stevie Spielberg's cousin, golf dads, openly racist strangers, old man edgy humour, 80s segregated schools, shower piss detectives, pool poo protocol, goose-based assault, moose kill order, Myth Busters vs Penn and Teller, #letsgetlongchung, the podcast fame curse, fake gorillas, Jaiden Smith karate master, and slap boxing. We will make you believe.

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Hell yea brother, it's time for another PU stew and this time we've pulled our slick friend Erik out of our bag of co-hosts from our Friend Circle (I keep changing the title of this series but maybe this is it). Erik joins in to break down our usual mess of media news and internet oddities such as the gamer sweats, mobile game stock exchange, Cookie Clicker speedruns, Justin Roiland's big day, domestic abuser tier list, fleshlight review channel, Rick and Morty auditions, Kenny v Spenny, Channel 5 Epstein Island, Greta Thunberg's execution, That's So Dorner, Andrew Tate maximum security, Matrix tweets, Keemstar's horrible ploy, Skrillex's new look, the Drake pill, Villains Wiki, interrogation videos, EWU crew, south Ontario murderers, killing your parents, Greta Thunberg is a clicker, Instagram note doxxing, and JCS tryouts. We'll see you out there.

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At ease soldier. Get your blood pumping for another high voltage episode of Post Unavailable, where four white guys talk about some stuff. This week of the Best Friend's Saga we're joined by our good friend and military superior Berger to talk all things Top Gun and Survivor. We get into blind date escape rooms, Val Kilmer's stigmata, TikTok incel rules, school shooter chic, fighter jet anime decals, Rocket League to drone pilot pipeline, Tom Cruise ass, Mission Impossible vs Avatar, Ezra Miller marketing, Morbius post-credits, Sony's hardball, public domain Spiderman, Grinch actor shortlist, unusable Survivor footage, Russell Hantz, Somali pirates call-in, fans vs favourites, Naked and Afraid crossover, Les Stroud camera crew, Mantracker slaver fantasy, Survivor menstruation, save you son challenge, Survivor Kids: Epstein Island, racially segregated Survivor tribes, Cao Boi, generational santa lies, and Andrew Callahan consent. Cue Survivor theme song.

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