The boys wildly overreact to meaningless preseason football, admit they’re all giant babies who won’t watch scary movies, and then proceed to commit war crimes in the cereal aisle. It’s fear, football, and frosted chaos.

The boys are back for Episode 15 and things get weird fast. We break down the madness of dildos being launched courtside at WNBA games, hit the field at Dolphins training camp, and dive headfirst into the fantasy football vortex. Plus, we each rank our top NFL QBs and yell at each other for 20 minutes about it. Chaos, controversy, and questionable judgment — just how we like it.

Football’s (barely) back, so we fired up the mics for a preseason overreaction or two and a heated Adam Sandler Movie Snake Draft. Friendships were tested, egos were bruised, and Jesse made a pick that should honestly be illegal. Plus, we break down the chaos that is Happy Gilmore 2—yes, it's real. Tap in, pour up, and prepare to yell at your phone.

Things get unhinged this week. We open with a moment of silence (and beer) for Ozzy Osbourne, then dive headfirst into the chaos of the Coldplay Kiss Cam scandal—true love is dead and it’s Coldplay’s fault. College football hype videos have us ready to run through drywall, and Brandon launches a full-scale assault on breweries. The episode ends in carnage as we rank pizza toppings and nearly throw hands over pineapple.

It’s beer-fueled blasphemy from start to finish.

Jeremy Martin pulls off a storybook win at his home track and the boys pretend not to get emotional. We break down the Home Run Derby, argue way too hard about candy rankings (Jesse’s taste buds might be broken), and debate what actually makes a house haunted.

Plus, we try to build the ultimate sports bar—somehow it ends up with ghosts, cheap beer, and a chili cheese dog fountain.

It’s spooky, sweet, and slightly unwell. Episode 12 is live.

The boys recap a chaotic 4th of July that included way too much sun and just enough beer. Then we dive into the viral golf brawl that reminded us golf can be a contact sport. Special guest Anup Singh (@anupsinghgolf) joins us from India to show off trick shots and make us question our athletic ability. We wrap it up by naming the Marlins players that come to mind when we see the logo—pure nostalgia, pure teal, pure chaos.

The Panthers GM Bill Zito is cooking—resigning Sam Bennett, Brad Marchand, and keeping Aaron Ekblad in town like an absolute menace. The Dolphins? Yeah, they dragged us right back in with blockbuster trades involving Minkah Fitzpatrick and Darren Waller. We’re irrationally excited for football again, aggressively ranking BBQ foods, and overanalyzing the hot dog eating contest like it’s a playoff game. Fireworks, chaos, and a couple beers too many—just how we like it.

Jesse got engaged, so we pretend to be supportive for about five minutes before spiraling into way-too-early fantasy football debates, naming the worst guys to sit next to at a bar (hint: it might still be Jesse), and ranking karaoke songs that turn dive bars into war zones. No sports? No problem. Offseason chaos in full effect.

The Florida Panthers are Stanley Cup champions, and Brandon’s bachelor party in Chicago got a little out of hand (we think), but the memories are... fuzzy at best. We recap the Cup win, share some highly questionable bachelor party highlights, and rank our favorite hangover remedies while still recovering. It’s loud, it’s unfiltered, and probably a little incriminating. Listener discretion advised.

Panthers vs. Oilers? Sure. But the real battle is us vs. the 3-day hangover coming for Brandon’s bachelor party. Before the carnage, the boys wax poetic about the true cornerstones of civilization: dive bars. We’re talking roaches, ripped barstools, and a bathroom door that doesn’t lock. It’s gritty, it’s glorious, and it smells like last call. Buckle up.