We're back, we've reached the big 3-0, and just in time for Kev to keep his first 2022 bean!

This time out Ian asks us to sum up our jobs as a style of music which, as ever, leads to a meandering conversation covering, amongst many things...

• Kraftwerk
• Jazz
• Latin
• Shaggy

Its film review time, so don't tune in this time out if you want to avoid any spoilers. We deliver in-depth film reviews of:

• The Embassy is in the Building
• Dr Omar's Gang
• The Babydoll Knight
• Hassan & Marcus

Chris is trying to fill a cookbook he's inexplicably been given a publishing deal to write, so we quickly brainstorm some ideas. We suggest:

• Ham Sandwiches
• Fisted Eggs
• The Heart of Gammon
• Croquettes

We talked about forming a supergroup formed only of newsreaders, in the process we discuss:

• All the newsreaders we could remember
• The "Grey Hemisphere"
• It all goes pervy
• Ians creative process

A episode that's a month late, but guaranteed not to disappoint* we take a very quick detour from the starting question to discuss:

• How to attach sandpaper
• Dog kennels
• Double dipping chips
• The merits of various sauces

*Guarantee valid only for residents of care homes and Finland.

The big question raised in episode 25 was "can donkeys swim"? Chris found 'an' answer online. This is that answer, complete with much giggling.

In another longer-than-usual episode, Chris poses an excellent question about racehorses which leads us down many an interesting path. Its also the catalyst for our first ever 'Bonus Episode'!

Listen in close as we discuss:

• Names for horses
• Names for cats
• The Queen Mother
• Riding all the horses

A Breath of Fresh Beans returns for its monthly instalment with what is possibly our longest ever episode!

• Borrowing
• Love in Greggs
• Exciting books
• Theft
• Plungers

A Breath of Fresh Beans returns for season 4: The Skype Year(s).

• Secret blankets
• Blanket mockery
• Schrodinger's Picture
• Bed porn

In this lightly alcohol fuelled ramble, we discuss:

• Hidden body parts
• Kev's struggles
• Knee boobs
• Ian's best bits
• Teeth