In this, the final episode of Series 2, we talk about the things we'd be the face of. In the process we discuss:

• Cushions
• Crossing the Road
• Glitter
• Cigars

In a podcast recoded at a point in time when we all clearly had pretty sore throats, we discuss the useless kitchen gadgets we all have in the back of that awkward corner cupboard.

The key points this month are:

• Bacon
• Nuts
• Eggs
• Kebabs
• Eggs

Ian starts us off this month with a cracking question, which we quickly ignore and answer a question a bit like it. We discuss:

• Discarding body parts
• Robotic replacements
• Cartoon upgrades
• Landing on Dido

Cracking on through series 2 we go, and this ones a nice example of the casual ramblings that appear with an unscripted/unprepared/unorganised podcast about... stuff.

This episode we discuss:

• Sweet Crisps
• 50/50 Flavours
• A Meal of Crisps
• An endless lists of flavours

I know, I know, I missed a month. It's sort of worth the wait though, Chris gets sweary at the start of this one and wait 'til you hear next month's episode... phew.

Anyway, this time we discuss:

• Socks
• Socks over Socks
• Bed Socks
• Socks
• Clothes over clothes
• Fleece.

We're cranking them out this year, 3 for 3. Yep you heard. Cranking.

• Cherries
• The Legend of Stabby MacKenzie
• Posthumous skulduggery
• Chris' way out.

I have to admit this ones a weird one. Usually I give some bullet points of whats going on in the episode but to do that would spoil this one, so you'll just have to go into it blind.

Good luck.

If you are affected by any of the themes in today's podcast,... erm... oops.

Episodes is back with another cracking example. Yes, I know its been fucking ages, but what are you going to do about it?

This time out we ponder the evergreen topic of Ivy, specifically:

• Sensual statues
• A good view
• Riding a pig
• Deep personal psychoanalysis from Dr. Marshall.

The podcast technically known as 'Episodes' is back for an epic second series. And this time it was recorded in a building with more than one floor. Exciting or what?

Episode 12 kicks us off perfectly with happy, nonsensical chat about:

• Queen Mothers
• Queens
• Basketball
• Queens.

In the last of the currently recorded podcasts, this week's audio treat brings you the exciting topics of:

• Peter and the Wolf
• Nick Knowles
• Elbows