Fugitive owner of the Alabama attack squirrel a psycho limp dick who shoots the family cat to show what a tough guy he is, a dirtbag who got arrested for tuggin' it in his hotel window, a teacher who shot porn in her classroom, and a rat falls out of the ceiling in Buffalo Wild Wings.

With special guest, The Poppman! Jesse Popp.

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Casey's Pizza rants, Bubba Gump Shrimp Hong Kong review, a trailer park guy with the world's greatest combover sprays brown all over a grocery store restroom, the disaster that is Norwich, CT, and an incredible nightmare story from Graspop Metal Festival in Belgium.

Brooks Wheelan joins on this out of control ride featuring the best listener mail on the planet.

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Dad Bods are sexier than ever, John Cena admits to in-ring boners, America's Trash Dad Bill Cosby, Florida McDonald's sex dance, Tesla driver sleeps for 30 miles, scum has sex with pool floats, and Saved by the Bell fan hits cop car.

Big Homie Vince Averill co-hosts!

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Brooks Wheelan joins Mike in the bag where they break down the best listener mail on the planet.

-Never buy small pizzas

-Playing Spike Ball will not score you babes

-Motorola Razr college prank and chugging cheap vodka from the freezer

-Fan favorite Big Chris goes to WWE NXT with some Special Olympics champions

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Brooks Wheelan rejoins the program for this wild ride of stupid true crime.

-DEAD MAN GET BACON CHEESEBURGER AT BURGER KING

-INMATES GET DRUNK ON HAND SANITIZER, JOYRIDE ATV

-POLICE MASTURBATION POLICIES

-SCUMBAG JERKS IT IN LIBRARY

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J.D. Ryznar and Dave Lyons from Beyond Yacht Rock co-host this beast!

-A party for a dead weasel

-Guy chugs beer in grocery store

-A Granny gets wet

-Women steal cheese wheels in Ontario

-The "Matt Danza" voice gets out of control

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Dave Lyons and J.D. Ryznar of Beyond Yacht Rock join the program!

-We check out the new album from Duff McKagan of Guns N' Roses

-Texas Woman Pulls Gun at Karaoke

-More Walmart Theft!

-Kids Feed Jizz 'n Pee Crepes to Teachers

-Woman Goes Nuts Over Incorrect McChicken

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Brooks Wheelan is back bay-bay!

The listeners came correct with the hot fire Pmail this week:

-Leather Daddy Pride

-Shawn Michaels Costume Purchase

-Face Punch Party Tricks

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Rich O'Toole cohosts!

-Free KFC Scam

-Mom Cut Son's Disrespectful Throat

-Liquor Store Break in K-9 Attack

-Man Shoots Self in Testicles While Hiding Drugs in his Butt

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Gnarly Zack sits in for the first installment of the Pmail Bag!

-Demon Schoolchildren

-Tool lights his dick on fire to impress the ladies

-Peeing in the Ritz-Carlton lazy river

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