Tonight's show begins with our hosts eating shit and paying tribute to the 2025 UConn Women's Basketball team on their 12th national championship. After that, we discuss the Men's Final Four before the main course: #MeSeason.

How is the 2025-26 roster shaping up after Silas Demary Jr. has joined the program, with Malachai Smith on deck to visit and what's Alex Karaban going to do?

Finally, by request: Hot Balls and HurleyMania go on their own exploration of the portal, specifically with wings/forwards. We demand Big Slime. All hail Big Slime.

Presented by AUTOGRAPH and Martin Rosol's Meats.