Pre-Shift

Yeah yeah it's another Pre-Shift. Jonesy 'The Narc' explains The Tucson Trolley. Thomas hates Vegas traffic and has found The Holy Grail. Frank ventures down to Tucson and realizes he's just too old. Drunk policing, football season, Old Vegas and did Frank find his huckleberry?

They can't stop all of us. Jonesy isn't homeless yet and seems well nourished. Thomas bartends over Skype and shares an Uber. Frank goes to SummerSlam and his worst nightmare comes true. Hot dog lifespan, grandma Karen, gas station rules and The Witching Hour. 

CASH ONLY! Jonesy loves gambling and gives an update on Tucson wagering. Thomas cusses at HR after working the Raiders 1st HOMiE game. Frank hears a guy singing in the bathroom stall next to him. Killa Cam, super flush, Manny vs Mikey C-word and Superfan Tanner calls in.

Pre-Shift returns... Jonesy goes to The Alamo and rolls dice in his backyard. Thomas can't believe what he sees at work. Frank meets a 90's rapper and brings his own sweat towel. Loud outspoken wife, fake food inspectors, guy climbs Aria and the I-10 Belly Buster.

Happy Birthday Pre-Shifters! Celebrate with Frank, Thomas and Jonesy as they hand out 'Shifties' to some of your favorite characters of the show including: Manny, Dom, The Infamous Mikey Seward and more! Thank you to all the fans for tuning in and supporting the show. We'll try our hardest to keep disappointing you for many years to come. 

You're supposed to poop before you party! Sheriff Jonesy makes a citizen's arrest and barks at his next door neighbor. Thomas has too many capri-suns and is M.I.A.  Frank throws a back door party and tips Jonesy $600. Firework Karen, The Tamale Bandits, bad neighbors and bar bathrooms. Stop requesting songs from the disc jockey!

Supervise those Husbands! Karaoke Jonesy is such a bro. Thomas is defeated by tourists. Frank has a face for radio and eats Subway 'Tuna'. Karen vs Kyle, No Fun Police, Family Drinking and getting trashed at the movies. Don't burn the city down pyros!

Make sure your cellular device is charged beforehand. Sheriff Jonesy smokes a cigar and has a crappy customer. Thomas is 'The Cleaner' as he becomes a creature of the night. Frank goes to Denny's and sneezes a little too hard. Fleeing Creep, Racist Karen, McBirth and Human Jerky. Shout out to 'The Crystal Palace Saloon' in Tombstone, AZ!

It's a living hell out here, in the Southwest! Jonesy forgot to pay his internet bill. Thomas is more of a cat person, in the casino and the grocery store. Frank goes to the pool and shaves his shoulders. Hangry Karen, Creepy employees, wing shortage, after hours party and Pakistani Police. Audacity is at an all-time high!

ACT ACCORDINGLY! Jonesy forgets how hot it gets and uses a pickle jar for what? Thomas tries to do a good deed but becomes de-sensitized. Frank is the 'Long-back-asaurus' and has to work the front door. Elementary School Karen, Creepy Toes, Happy Hour All-Nighter and who else has Drunk Parents?