Pre-Shift

Who should re-populate the Earth? Jonesy hates all buffets and gives romantic advice. Thomas worked from dusk til dawn, all Memorial Day weekend...nuff said. Frank's miserable, too hot and is against airline weight limits. Common Creep, Karen's flight gets delayed & top 10 cheeseburgers. DOLPH LUNDGREN. 

STOP EATING OUT OF THE FRUIT TRAY! Jonesy is in-studio and tries to withdraw $50,000 from the ATM. Thomas is 'Daddy Day Care' as he works Graveyard all week. Frank's on Gravy Watch because buffets are cancelled. Karen call-in, Creepy Teacher, gym evac, and riding the Greyhound. NO COMMUNITY PEANUTS!

Quarantine bodies grinding, 32 oz minimum! Jonesy rewards himself with a vanity, after a long graduation weekend. Thomas misplaces a sports parlay talking to his graveyard manager. Frank turns into a petting zoo after his wildest dream comes true. Shirtless guy, stripper pizza, beach creep and no more masks or underwear!

You put a quarter in, you get a dollar's worth. Jonesy adds Ricky Martin to his playlist and recaps his weekend. Thomas goes to Big Bear and sends his food back. Frank goes to Home Depot and drinks questionable booze. Airport Creep, Chinese Food Karen, fart stories and friends you can't hang out with.

Just in time for Cinco de Mayo. Jonesy has an HOA problem and blocks traffic getting his coffee. Thomas wants a police escort and looks like Eric Estrada. Frank goes to the doctor and has a wet dream. Hotel Karen, McRobber, Gym Creep and Red Lobster Biscuits vs Olive Garden breadsticks?

Next week is the end of the world... Jonesy flirts with health inspectors to get a passing grade. Thomas sits in someone's spot and wants to party in Utah. Frank orders a White Russian from his 7th grade teacher. DUI Dom, thief strikes again, Karen parks and a drunk teacher... that cold sweet kiss of death.

Get lost in the sauce. No Jonesy, no problem but he still finds a way to participate. Thomas moves to become the 'World's Worst Male Stripper'. Frank opens a checking account at McDonald's and sucks at pizza. EDC coyotes, karaoke mace, local casinos and Karen knows what she ordered. All hail the Sultan of Nogi!

Available exclusively in Usher Bucks! Jonesy gets caught selling shifts and sneaks booze onto the bus. Thomas has official merch and gives us '10 Bachelor Party Rules'. Frank witnesses a first and joins a gym for the toilets. Dog Poop Karen, Web-toed Hooker, selling Wife's food and can i get a hug?

It's mud butt season, time for money making and free random trash. Robocop Jonesy questions Frank's heyday and berates his barista. Thomas aka DJ Plain Bread delivers good luck and well wishes. Frank questions life while drinking at the movies. Pizza Karen, period creep, fast food headlines and what's the 2nd best pizza topping?

Buffoonery and backdoor parties, chapter 1 of "The Happy Valley Chronicles". Jonesy has to chase away homeless pyros. Thomas goes to Smackdown, leaves obliterated. Frank advocates for another lockdown but not for reasons you may think. Step mom Karen emails city council, last hour before close and which celebrity would you want to party with?