Premeditated Patter

Step inside HMP Glenochil – the Clackmannanshire jail that went from a detention centre for young offenders tae a high-security prison for Scotland’s most notorious inmates.

We cover the riots, murders, escapes, and the infamous “Glenochil 8” that made headlines, as well as the prison’s modern role holding long-term sentences.

A story of violence, reform and survival – this is the history of Glenochil.

Uncover the history of Saughton Prison – from its Edwardian roots tae the modern-day controversies that still haunt its name.

We dive into notorious sieges, shocking deaths in custody, life behind the bars, and the high-profile cases that put Edinburgh’s jail in the spotlight.

Told straight in Glaswegian, this is the gritty story of Saughton – Scotland’s capital prison wi’ a chequered past.

In this episode we explore the west coast prisons of HMP Greenock and HMP Dumfries.

From Greenock’s role as a mixed prison with notorious escapes, riots and high‑profile inmates, tae Dumfries – one of Scotland’s oldest working jails with a history of executions, overcrowding and modern controversy – we uncover the stories behind two prisons that rarely make the headlines but hold a dark place in Scotland’s penal past.

Discover the full story of Polmont – Scotland’s most infamous Young Offenders Institution.

From its beginnings as Blairlodge Academy tae its transformation into a Borstal and then a YOI, we uncover the regime, the scandals, the inmates and the tragedies that made headlines.

With tales of riots, reform, and lives lost inside its walls, this is the raw history of Polmont told wi’ honesty, humour and grit.

From the old jails of the north tae Scotland’s newest “super-prison,” this episode charts the story of HMP Craiginches, HMP Inverness and HMP Grampian.

We uncover the grim conditions and scandals of Craiginches, the fearsome reputation of Inverness with its infamous 1972 riot, and how both were shut down to make way for HMP Grampian.

But what was meant tae be progress has instead been plagued by violence, riots and controversy. This is the tale of Scotland’s northern prisons – from the Victorian “Cages” tae the modern-day crisis.

Enter the history of HMP Barlinnie – Scotland’s most notorious prison.

Opened in 1882, “the Big Hoose” has seen it all: brutal regimes, riots, daring escapes, the feared Special Unit, and the last hanging in Scotland.

From infamous gangsters tae everyday inmates, Barlinnie’s story is one of violence, survival and scandal.

This is the legend of the Bar-L.

Dive into the history of HMP Perth – the “General Prison of Scotland” that once held every type of inmate, from petty thieves tae death row prisoners.

Built in the 1800s, it became the stage for brutal executions, notorious inmates, prison riots and hard labour.

Still standing today as one of Scotland’s oldest working jails, Perth’s story is a dark chapter in the nation’s prison history.

Before Scotland built its great prisons, there were the Bridewells – grim holding cells where men, women and even weans were crammed in together.

From filthy conditions and hard labour tae floggings and public shame, the Bridewells show the brutal reality of early justice.

This episode takes you inside the cells that laid the foundations for Scotland’s prison system.

Recently I featured on an episode of, "The Criminal Connection Podcast" with Terry Stone where I delved into my past experiences in prison and the scheme.

The podcast was modeled as "Glasgow Gagster" which is a title I found quite humorous although some concerned voices saw it differently

The content of the podcast was created at a different time in my life and now I feel is a bit of a contrast to the message Im promoting today, so this is my perspective on things and what REALLY went on behind this podcast...

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