I love these chips so much I wanna say a word about them

I don’t even think I can explain this - but somehow I ended up on a bench with Jim Cummings, then he tried to steal my Jimmy Dean sausage variety pack!!

Who will win in this extreme race? Me or Jeff Gordon? Always me! Except for when I eat some Hot Fries and they give me massive heartburn! Yikes! Get this former president to the hospital!

Hospital run-in with Tim Tebow?

What is a nursing home? It is -

News to me!!

I thought it was a home for nurses!

Last night was the worst night of my life... backstabbing and utter betrayal. I thought Mike Pence was a good guy? I thought Nick Cage was my bestie? I thought WRONG. How am I going to steal back the Declaration of Independence? Come and listen to this ongoing story.

Also, does Paula Dean's Restaurant have a gluten-free menu? Yes, the menu itself is gluten-free, but the food is not.

Me and Nicolas Cage are staked out in an abandoned RadioShack at a Tanger Outlet mall. I'm following Nick's lead on this one - he has been in 103 more action movies than me so I trust him with our mission. Will we succeed? That is up to you... to listen and find out. 

Totally trying to get my usual at Starbucks when I see that the Muppets are conveniently there in real life. It was a little bonkers.

You and everyone else must know that I am officially going to start running again! I cannot do this alone, so I have formulated a dream team to help push me to my absolute limits.