Today I celebrate the 4th of July with some of my best friends/frenemies. It's a whole lot of beans, hotdogs, shuffleboard, and freedom! 

A big thank you to those who have sacrificed their lives for our freedom and those who have fought/will fight for our country. May God bless America.

There are certain tasks I must accomplish before I run for office in 2024. Between running for office in my JC Penney penny loafers and running down the street in my white New Balance athletic shoes, I am going to be one tired billionaire. 

STRIKE! No more gutter balls for you. I can SPARE you some of my time and give you my top five bowling tips so that way you will NEVER look like a TURKEY again!

There is something very special about random acts of kindness. Join me as I tell you what someone did for me this morning that almost left me in tears. I was so inspired by that person's act of giving that I decided to do the same thing. Mike Pence joins us.

We are going to MAKE PODCASTS GREAT AGAIN. This week we are going on a journey of relaxation and tranquility as I let you listen in on one of my Yoga & Meditation tapes (Trump's Oasis). I have four volumes of these things on VHS and was able to get ahold of one. Hope you can get away from the hustle and bustle of life's headaches for a bit and join me in some deep meditation. Trump's Oasis is available for pre-order at select retailers. 

What happened to me was FRAUD. I will not stand for it - and neither should you! The numbers were incorrect and YOU need to know the truth. 

What is Bill Clinton getting for Christmas? What about my kids? Come have a cup of eggnog and listen to the pod while I let you in on some gifts I'm giving out this Christmas. Have a holly, jolly, HUGE Christmas this year!!