THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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America is getting good this season...

00:00:00 - Starting positive

00:06:25 - 5 levels of wetness

00:11:34 - Is Phillip TOO chill?

00:15:56 - Obligatory ZYN mention

00:17:06 - Presidential debate disaster

00:21:58 - "I ain't doin nothin else" Essenmacher 2024

00:24:52 - How to Irish goodbye when you're hosting

00:27:06 - Bee corner

00:32:57 - Is Kamala worse than Biden

00:37:37 - Temu is a psyop

00:41:24 - Supreme Court makes the President above the law?

00:46:21 - 'Curb Your Essenmacher' Sunday's on FOX!

00:50:11 - Bee Movie corner

00:52:09 - Outside recess with burn boy

00:56:46 - Noone should have aluminum bats

01:00:02 - WET parenting

01:02:10 - Don't give Phill a water gun

01:05:13 - Still don't know if we're alcoholics

01:08:59 - Tolerance is weird

01:11:03 - When your car is your storage unit

01:13:04 - People who work at papa johns

01:14:29 - Phillip uses PR training to spin his flaws

01:20:57 - Should you have sides with wings?

01:23:25 - "4 dudes in a one bedroom is crazy"

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Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/